Honkai Simulator, I'm really not Seele!

Normally, her emotional intelligence becomes extraordinary when the topics involve her baby sister Seele. Instead, she found an excuse: "Bronya is also worried that idiots like Rosalia and Lilia might be bewitched and deceived by the "devil" using sweet words." This reason, at least to Bronya herself, sounded very "reasonable and convincing" to "reasonably" arrange the two restless little ones of Vodka's daughter!

But unfortunately, to put it bluntly, Bronya's trick can only slightly hypnotize and brainwash her own ridiculous rhetoric. When it is applied to Rosalia and Lilia, whose thinking patterns are obviously in another dimension, although it cannot be said to have little effect, it can only be regarded as useless!

What's more, Bronya was in a bad mood and didn't know why, but she didn't want to mention anything about "Lin Xi" in front of Rosalia and Lilia.

Fortunately, it was the first time for the two little ones to enter the Hyperion battleship, which was definitely a "high-end and classy" luxury battleship considering the Anti-Entropy Organization's tight financial situation.

So at the beginning, there was no big objection to Bronya's unilateral arrangement of Rosalia and Lilia.

Relatively speaking, it is easier to make arrangements for the sleepy Lilia. As long as she can be given a soft bed or a sofa that is more comfortable to lie on, then as Lilia can sleep almost at any time and in any place, it will certainly not matter where she gets it.

But Rosalia is the other extreme of the twins. If you want to lock her up in a small room for a long time, wouldn’t that be the end of Rosalia’s life? ?

So after walking around for about three or four minutes, Rosalia suddenly became like an energetic Husky, and once again had a little bit of rebelliousness and instigated her sister Lilia to do something on the Hyperion battleship first!

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Chapter 273 Rosalia stuck in the wall hole? [4K]

"Lilia? Lilia!? It would be too boring to just stay in such a small room and wait, right?

You say... can we sneak out and play with Seele while Bronya isn't watching? "

After her short-lived enthusiasm for new things had completely faded, Rosalia felt that she was tired of the small lounge room, even though she had been warned by Bronya with a duck-like face not to run around on the Hyperion battleship.

However, one could continue to smell the sweet breast scent in the air, which was clearly the scent of "Little Angel Xier".

For Rosalia, who is already very active, it was like there was "catnip" dangling around the nose of this "little greedy cat" and licking her teeth!!!

Which "meow" can tolerate this situation! ?

So Rosalia, who was unable to bear it any longer, suddenly woke up Lilia, who was lying on the sofa and preparing to take a nap!

After all, as the inseparable vodka girl, it has long been Rosalia's traditional skill to bring Lilia along no matter what she does.

After all, one more person means more strength!

Of course, for a funny person like Rosalia who is either causing trouble or on the way to causing trouble, this habit of dragging Lilia into the trouble...

Perhaps it is more about having an extra person to share the responsibility when you make a mistake and are punished!

Lilia, who had almost fallen asleep just now, was cruelly woken up and could not sleep anymore. She stared at her elder sister who was making a fuss like a husky with dead fish eyes and a lot of resentment.

"Hmm... go play with Seele!? I never thought that a fool like Rosalia could come up with such an exciting suggestion, huh!"

But when the sleepy Lilia heard that they were going to "play with the little angel Xier", the originally sleepy Lilia immediately became energetic.

This is a very classic example: "If you talk to me about this, I won't be sleepy anymore!"

So after the two little ones from the Cocolia Orphanage identified the same target, they thought they were very covert and began to track the suicidal behavior of "Little Angel Xier" by sniffing the air.

Lin Xi, who was currently fiddling with the "Comet Drive Amplification Core" of [Driver Yamabuki], the only true god in the former Bleeding Abyss in his exclusive laboratory, naturally had no idea that he was inexplicably being targeted by the two little clowns of the Cocolia Orphanage just because he had only slightly leaked a little bit of his "body fragrance" that he could not even sense at all!

Being suddenly being remembered like this still made Lin Xi, who had extremely sharp intuition, feel a sudden palpitation for no reason!

Fortunately, as an authority in biotechnology with extremely rich scientific research experience, Lin Xi already knew the specific effect of the "Comet Drive" amplification core, even if his train of thought was suddenly interrupted by an unexpected situation at a critical stage of this experiment.

Therefore, Lin Xi would not suffer from the most fatal scientific research "inspiration gap" for scientific researchers. For example, this sudden feeling of palpitations simply made Lin Xi spend extra time to do a task that he could have completed quickly, step by step according to the original ideas.

"Hiss! What's going on? Mei and I have already separated temporarily, why do I suddenly have this weird illusion for no apparent reason?"

However, because of the "previous experience" of being targeted by his own wife Mei, Lin Xi, who was inexplicably suffering from PTSD symptoms at the moment, quickly became extremely alert!

As it turns out, Lin Xi's intuitive warning did indeed serve as a crucial reminder. Almost immediately after Lin Xi raised his guard and looked around...

Bang!!! Bang!!! Bang!!! Bang!!! Bang!!!

Lin Xi, who had already hung a sign outside the laboratory that read "Experiment under development, do not disturb", suddenly discovered to his great surprise that there was an unusually crisp "nuclear knock" coming directly from the door of his laboratory!

And just as the sound gradually evolved from the initial "crisp" to a "deafening" terrible roar, Lin Xi was even inexplicably glad that he had not been careless before and continued with the precise scientific research work at hand on the spot.

After all, a small distraction was enough to cause a lot of his preparatory work to fail. If he was suddenly "interrupted" by such a terrifying roar, then even someone as skilled in biological research as Lin Xi would find it difficult to imagine what kind of incredible mistake he would make if he failed again!

Such a weird scene made Lin Xi doubt for a moment whether there was someone at the door of his small laboratory holding a "battering cone" and playing a "siege game"?

And when the "deafening" "siege sound" reached about the fifth time...

Originally, according to Theresa's description, the laboratory door was mixed with a trace of soul steel and should have been dozens of times stronger than ordinary alloys. However, it suddenly underwent significant physical deformation at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Finally, with the sixth loud "boom", in Lin Xi's eyes, the door that had "physical deformation" reached its extreme was directly knocked open by a stubborn pink-haired person, leaving a big hole!!!

【Surprise!!!】

And when a pink-haired head of a cute little cat that could not hide its silly nature came into view through the big hole created by physics, Lin Xi always felt that the scene of breaking into the room seemed inexplicably familiar, and at the first moment he suddenly had hallucinations of a "ghost scene" from a famous movie.

However, when Lin Xi saw the specific face of the uninvited guest who suddenly broke in, his heart, which had been hanging in the air, finally settled down quickly.

After all, Rosalia standing in front of him was the "intelligence leader" of the "god-defying" duo of funny people who could create a new fate for Sanbengzi and was specially used to chronicle the plot.

Perhaps it was because some "inherent cognition" generated by the unknown simulation that just ended not long ago had not yet degenerated. For example, such an "unbelievable operation" as relying on his stubbornness to run over and bang on the door of his laboratory, if it happened to other people, Lin Xi might have been symbolically shocked and expressed respect.

Even if the most stupid and incredible person in the early stage of his destiny did something like this, Lin Xi would probably be symbolically shocked.

But if this "unbelievable operation" was done by the two little ones, Rosaria and Lilia, then whether it was in the simulation or in the devastated real world at this moment.

Anyway, from Lin Xi's personal subjective feeling, something as simple as banging one's head against an alloy door was definitely not something to be surprised about. As someone who kept shouting "super headbutt" when fighting against Honkai beasts, it happened to Rosalia.

At most, Lin Xi could only sigh silently in her heart, "Oh~~ It turned out to be Rosalia's mouth teeth, one of the two famous little ones in the original fate of Sanbengzi! It's okay then..." This matter was considered to be in the past...

But at this moment, Lin Xi obviously didn't know what "the tree wants to be still but the wind does not stop" meant. Based solely on his subjective impression as "Little Angel Xier" in an unknown simulation not long ago, he was not too surprised by the abrupt visit of Rosalia and Lilia at first.

Lin Xi also subconsciously ignored the fact that Rosalia and Lilia were willing to break the door open to rush in. How could they not have any idea of ​​“Anyway, you know what I mean, hehehe”?

So when they forced the door open, Rosalia, who had come all the way here following the scent of "Little Angel Xier", came over.

After her head finally recovered from the dizzy mosquito-repellent state, Rosalia's blurred vision gradually became clear. At this moment, after many years, she was finally able to see the teeth of "Little Angel Xier" that she had been thinking about for a long time in her heart!!!

"Wow!!! Lilia, Lilia! After the door was pushed open, it turned out to be Xier inside... It was really Xier!"

And at this moment, because of some "reason that is not to be told to outsiders, you know" on Mei's wife before leaving, almost all of the diao dai hai si stocks have been cleared out, resulting in the fact that at this stage, the only option is to wear white she si zhi stockings for the cute overall image of Lin Xi.

Rosalia, who was almost completely indifferent to the so-called "details" on Lin Xi that were supposed to be inconsistent with the image of "Little Angel Xier", was naturally the same as Bronya who had come to the door in Changkong City in the past and saw Lin Xi's cute appearance for the first time. She immediately used her intuition as a beautiful girl and took it for granted on a subjective level that Lin Xier was the "Little Angel Xier" she thought she was! ! !

"Xi'er! Rosalia is here to play with you...hehehe!"

After formally confirming Lin Xi's identity as "Little Angel Xier" based on her intuition, Rosalia, who had already opened a big hole in the alloy door with her brain, naturally tried to force her way through the hole on the spot, and even immediately pounced on Lin Xi, who was still emitting an extremely beautiful aura specifically for "certain specific beautiful girls"!

However, the "hole" that Rosalia opened on the physical level was only slightly larger than her brain itself.

So, under the impulsive thought of "some things are not worth telling to outsiders anyway, hehehe", Rosalia, who was almost full of thoughts about knocking down the "little angel Xier" in front of her, also did not pay attention to the objective fact that the size of the "hole in the wall" was probably not enough to allow her to force her way through...

Rosalia was able to squeeze through the "hole in the wall" smoothly thanks to the fact that there was no "excess fat accumulation" in some "you know what I mean" places in front of her. After she had to force her upper body through the hole, it was completely unexpected that her lower body was stuck because of some "you know what I mean" areas that were obviously relatively "big" compared to her "ordinary" upper body!

Therefore, even Lin Xi, who was almost pounced on by Rosalia who mistook him for "Angel Xier" because of his momentary daze, had no idea that the famous "hole in the wall play" scene that is considered a classic even in all the "yellow game" or "yellow comics" that "can't be told to outsiders" would actually happen in front of him in such a magical way!

It’s a pity that the one stuck in the “hole in the wall” at the moment is not a “big” cutie like Lin Xi, who is almost born to be extremely adaptable to the advanced development standards of the protagonists of those “yellow games that are not to be told to outsiders anyway, hehehe”!

After all, among those “hehehe game, you know what I mean”, who among those who are truly qualified to race into the hole in the wall doesn’t have to have big enough headlights or big enough taillights to get stuck in the end?

But it's a pity that Rosalia is stuck facing the wrong direction. Fortunately, as a cute girl, Rosalia's appearance is still good enough. Otherwise, if you cover her face and only look at the stuck side, it's really hard to take a second look at it. But now that it can match XP...

Um...then you must have been in prison for at least three years, right?

In short, although Rosalia is screaming and unable to break free from her restraints, to some extent, she is still able to do what she wants.

Fortunately, apart from his own Xier and his wife, Nai Xixi, Lin Xi's own XP is firmly on the level of a mature big sister type beautiful girl with a well-developed figure!

But even if we take a step back, the "tools" that Lin Xi may have had in the past have been confiscated for who knows how many years! ! !

Without this "tool", even if one really wants to "let go", it can only be said to be talk without any reason, right?

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Chapter 274: Rosalia Almost Became a Public Toilet [4.5K]

So when Lin Xi saw a little funny guy stuck at the door of his laboratory, apart from a little amusement at the beginning, he no longer had the mood to appreciate it.

But considering that this restless Rosalia seemed to want to pounce on me just now, it was a very stupid thing...

So, to be on the safe side, Lin Xi reported the situation directly to Theresa, the most prominent leader.

Afterwards, he took some photos to preserve the evidence and then went back to his own business.

At this moment, Theresa was lying on the tempered glass of the Hyperion battleship, looking at the wonderful sights of the underwater world with curiosity on her face like a little kid who had never seen the world.

Fortunately, Lin Xi is an extremely important logistical cutie for the St. Freya Academy and is definitely the focus of protection for Principal Theresa.

So as Theresa was getting closer and closer to Haiyuan City, her communicator suddenly rang with a message alert that was classified as the first priority.

When Theresa suddenly realized that something might have happened to the cutie who served as her personal nap pillow, she immediately dropped everything she was doing and rushed to the crime scene carrying Judas!

But when Theresa, with a murderous look on her face, arrived at the first opportunity, she had no idea that what she saw would be the "lower body of a beautiful girl" inexplicably stuck in the alloy door!

I have to say that this is all thanks to the fact that all the people on the Hyperion battleship, whether they are some conservative members of the Anti-Entropy Organization or Theresa's loyal subordinates brought from St. Freya Academy, are real girls.

Otherwise, if Rosalia did such a "vulgar" thing in broad daylight and a hentai girl accidentally passed by here, Rosalia, who was stuck and kept twisting and turning trying to struggle, would probably be reduced to a legendary public che because of her suffocating operation!!!

As for Lilia, who was also an accomplice, she found helplessly that there seemed to be no way for her to rescue Rosalia who was trapped in a short period of time by herself.

After all, who made Rosalia do such a bad thing that she not only dug a hole and buried herself, but also had Lin Xi take photos and collect the unavoidable "ironclad evidence"?

So when she realized that she was about to face a disaster along with the stupid Rosalia, Lilia decisively chose to "sell her sister for fame" for such a "small matter" that would at most result in a scolding or a beating.

And looking at her precious battleship which she had spent a huge amount of money and invested an unknown amount of funds to build, she found that the two vodka girls had actually made a big hole in it on the physical level in such a short time. Even after a careful investigation, Theresa was speechless to find that the two restless little girls, Rosalia and Lilia, had caused a big mess at the door of Lin Xi's laboratory and were caught by her on the spot.

Even the door of the lounge where Bronya temporarily placed the two of them was also forcibly dismantled on the "physical level" by the two little ones who "didn't want to be lonely"!!!

You know, although the Hyperion battleship was actually at a mediocre level in the original development of its destiny.

After all, most of the technological processes carried on the Hyperion battleships were "leftovers" dug out from the remains of pre-civilization "archaeology".

Compared with the existence that truly mastered various black technologies of the pre-Collapse civilization era, if we have to say how epoch-making and high-tech the weapons and equipment of the Hyperion battleship are, then of course it is still several levels lower.

But to be honest, the Hyperion battleship is the final product of the investment of Theresa, a famous person with connections, who has been the principal for many years.

The reason why the battleship itself could be built is that the "overall capital investment" involved is undoubtedly far beyond ordinary people's imagination!

Just for the two alloy doors that Rosalia and Lilia broke physically, if we really want to calculate the money, the conservative estimate is that it would start at tens of millions!

After all, in the worldview of "Honkai energy is omnipotent", the value of some items, in addition to the traditional precious metals such as real gold and silver, which are relatively more valuable because of their scarcity, the value of the material itself must also be taken into consideration of the most important "Honkai energy-related properties".

For example, the related materials with "high-quality Honkai energy conduction properties" needed by the Destiny Organization to develop the Valkyrie Armor, especially the "Soul Steel", which is the most famous and has the best effect among this type of materials.

As for the price of the material "Soul Steel", it is definitely more exaggerated than the rarest precious metals.

After all, who makes the material "Soul Steel" not only have powerful Honkai energy conductivity, but also have extremely strong plasticity and terrifying toughness that is almost impossible to be annihilated by external forces?

Therefore, no matter in the pre-Collapse civilization era or in the real world of Collapse, "Soul Steel" is not only recognized as the most valuable substance in the world, but it will never depreciate in the world of Collapse. At the same time, once it is sold, it will definitely be a hard currency that is in short supply!

In addition to the "expensive materials in the Honkai world" with superior Honkai energy conductivity, the relatively inferior materials are naturally the "Honkai alloys" that are finally melted through some artificial technical means and have extremely strong isolation and adsorption effects on Honkai energy.

As for large battleships like the Hyperion, where almost every independent cabin is built with "Honkai Alloy" as the base, any cabin you pick will have the powerful effect of intercepting at least 90% of the Honkai energy in the isolated space!

The "Honkai Alloy" that can be seen almost everywhere on the Hyperion battleships, if only in terms of the average selling price in the market, is probably comparable to the price of gold in our reality!

So from the perspective of economic value alone, it is completely correct to say that the Hyperion battleship is made of "gold".

In the past, Theresa had her own wealthy grandfather as an absolutely solid financial backer, so the economic loss of these two doors combined might only be around a few million RMB, which was absolutely a loss that Theresa would not even blink an eye at.

But now that there are no big enemies to help with free repairs, this loss is just a drop in the bucket compared to the overall value of the Hyperion battleship. But it still makes Theresa, who has begun to understand how expensive the daily necessities of life are, feel a little painful!

However, the only thing to be thankful for is that the two broken alloy doors damaged by the vodka girl were just relatively ordinary "general stuff".

As for the "isolation room" inside the battleship, which is specially used to detain Honkai creatures, the overall structure of this small cabin was designed by the once wealthy Theresa with extremely crazy specifications. As long as the intensity of the free Honkai energy inside the isolation room does not reach the Herrscher level, it can theoretically completely isolate the Honkai energy inside and outside the room!

If this extremely precious door of the "isolation room" is also destroyed by Rosalia...

The losses caused by this wave would be enough to make Theresa put on a mask of pain on the spot because of the tragic economic loss, even if she could still rely on Otto, the old grudge!

Therefore, as an "elder", Theresa naturally has some "special educational methods" for a naughty child like Rosalia who doesn't listen to discipline!

So Theresa directly picked up the incredibly heavy Judas with her backhand and slowly focused her eyes on the "area of ​​the lower body that you know is a little bit thicker than her forty-year-old self." Then the next moment...

Bang! ! !