This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

Author: Truck Driver

Summary:

Kazi accidentally traveled to the body of Kaz, the ultimate creature who had given up thinking.

A new consciousness emerged inside a strong body that had lived for tens of thousands of years. Why does this script seem a little familiar?

Oh, I see, it’s about identifying treasures!

He sang directly from the Bible.

"In the past, I experienced failure, was deceived, and lost everything."

"And now, hehehe~ I will be in control of everything!"

"This is the complete Pillar Man, the complete Ultimate Lifeform, the complete - me!"

But even if he becomes a complete Ultimate Being, it seems that he can only continue to drift in the universe...

Does that mean he can only give up thinking? Don't do that!

Chat group: I'm here

Seeing the props in the chat group mall, Kaz found his target.

In order to return to the ground as soon as possible, he relied on his high IQ of 400 to develop plug-ins and made a living by selling them.

The Skyfire Judge with the stigma of "Kevin Soup Noodles", Leo's customized super jeep, Kaido's big stick that can learn Ryuo with one stick, Patrick that explodes as soon as he throws...

Volume One

1. The wise stone man

Kazi, who was born in an orphanage, had an extremely rare surname, so much so that he was always looked at with curiosity by his classmates since he was a child.

When he was in elementary school, he didn't feel ashamed, but proud... As a child, it was a great pride to be able to attract other people's attention.

But it’s different when it comes to high school.

A comic called "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure" has officially started to be animated after many years.

With the broadcast of the second part of JOJO "Battle Tide", he immediately got a new nickname - Loincloth Stone Man.

Damn it! I should have named myself Truck!

Kazi was very upset.

But he didn't really change his name to Truck... because the staff thought the name was too outrageous and persuaded him to change it.

In this way, he spent his busy high school years and leisurely college years.

After successfully graduating, I evolved into a corporate slave.

After a busy day at work, he went home and lay down directly.

Eyes closed and opened.

Time to go to work again...

"Ah?"

Kazi was stunned. He suddenly found that his body seemed unable to move.

What happened? What happened? What happened...

stop stop stop!

I can’t ask any more questions. If I continue asking, I will start to “release myself” and transform into Kamen Rider.

Don't panic, calm down and think carefully about what happened yesterday.

Go to work, work overtime, get off work, wash up, sleep...

Meow! It's just the same as usual, what could be wrong?!

Kazi felt that her mentality had collapsed.

Logically speaking, anyone would be devastated if they woke up and found themselves suddenly unable to move.

Could it be that he is suffering from sleep paralysis?

suddenly……

pat!

He felt something hard fall on his head.

Who! Such lack of quality!

Angry, Kazi wanted to reach out to grab the thing on her head, but suddenly she remembered.

"Ah, I can't move... This is really confusing."

Kazi was completely speechless.

He couldn't understand why he couldn't move, nor could he figure out who was so immoral as to throw something at his head.

then……

He gave up thinking.

As time passed, Kazi finally discovered something was wrong.

“Although my estimation of the time may be a little wrong, at least I should be able to do this for two or three days, right?

"But why am I not hungry at all? I don't even feel like drinking water?

“The most outrageous thing is that I don’t even feel any energy loss!

"I'm not turning into a ghost, am I?"

Not feeling thirsty, not feeling hungry, not feeling tired, this is not being human no matter how you think about it!

However, he could vaguely feel his own heartbeat and his skin that was exchanging substances with the outside world.

If it were a ghost, it wouldn't have a heartbeat or skin, right?

"So what am I now? I can't move, but I have a heartbeat. I can't feel thirsty or hungry just by exchanging substances with the outside world through my skin.

“This is so weird, could it be that I have turned into the meteorite that Kaz turned into?

“Hahahaha…Ahahaha…hahaha…That’s impossible, right? It’s not really going to turn into a meteorite, is it?”

Kazi was just joking to ease the depression of being unable to move for such a long time.

But as soon as he said this joke, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong!

Lord Kaz turned into a meteorite and couldn't move.

He couldn't move and had to face off.

Lord Kaz is immortal.

He, Kazi, had not eaten or drunk for so many days, but nothing happened to him. He didn't even feel like sleeping. It was all right.

Lord Kaz is floating in space, and the surroundings must be very cold and the matter is extremely thin.

He, Kazi, could also feel that the surroundings were very cold, and the speed at which his skin exchanged substances with the outside world was very slow, so this made sense!

"Fuck! I seem to have really traveled through time and space and become Kaz!

“So, I’m no longer Kazi, but Kazi?

“But then again, a new soul suddenly emerges from a body that has lived for tens of thousands of years. Why does this script seem familiar?

"Oh, I see! You know the treasure! I'll just chant the Bible!"

Kaz suddenly understood and started to amuse himself with the meme.

“In the past, I experienced failure, was deceived, and lost everything.

“And now, hehehe~ I will be in control of everything!

"This is the complete Pillar Man, the complete Ultimate Lifeform, the complete - me!"

However, playing with memes is playing with memes, he is just a meteorite, what can he control?

So... he gave up thinking again.

And so nearly another month passed.

“Ahhhhhhhhh!!! I can’t stand it anymore!

"I can't die, and I can't move. There's no one around to talk to me, and there's no animation to watch, no games to play, no novels to read..."

When Kaz thought that the rest of his life would be like this from now on, he couldn't hold it in anymore. This was too despairing!

No wonder the original Kaz gave up thinking, this life is not a human life!

"Meow, this isn't the way to dress when traveling through time!"

Kaz was in tears.

He did not expect to travel through time and space to become an immortal god, nor did he expect to travel through time and space to become an emperor with three thousand concubines in his harem.

Wouldn’t it be nice to travel through time and space and become an ordinary rich second-generation?

Why did he have to be turned into a meteorite, floating in the space in a daze!

Could it be that just because his name is Kazi, he has to travel through time and space and become Kaz?

If I had known this, I should have changed the name to Truck.

At least I traveled through time and space and became a truck. I could kill a few people every day and send them to another world to show off.

Isn't that more comfortable than being a meteorite?

At this time, seeing that Kazi had not moved for nearly a month, the thing on his head finally gave up its fantasy and decided to sit on it and move on its own.

"Ding! It is detected that the group members have been in the meteorite state and cannot control the mobile phone. The mobile phone mode is hereby cancelled."

"Hmm? Group members? My goodness, I, an Ultimate Being, have cheats?"

Kaz suddenly heard a voice in his head, and was surprised and delighted.

He wasn’t surprised that he had a cheat, but... he finally didn’t have to be a lonely meteorite anymore!

The next second, a light screen pop-up window appeared in Kaz's mind.

"The chat group "Dimension Tea House" invites you to become a member of the group. Do you agree to join?"

"I agree, I agree, I agree! I absolutely agree!"

Kaz nodded his head vigorously but failed.

"Group announcement: Welcome the wise stone man to join the "Dimension Tea House."

OK OK! Finally joined the group!

Let all the people in the heavens and the world come and chat with my wise stone man...ah?

Kaz suddenly reacted.

What the hell is a wise stone man?

Although I am indeed a stone man now, and although the ultimate creature with an IQ of over 400 is indeed very intelligent.

But when you put them together like this, the only thing I can think of is Malphite!

"Ding! It is detected that members have objections to the group ID. Do you want to change the group ID to "Loincloth Stone Man"? "

…………The wise stone man, this name is actually quite good.

2. You learned it from the little golden man, right?