This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

"Group announcement: This teahouse is based on the spirit of harmony, friendship, and mutual assistance. Group members are prohibited from harming each other."

A lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Newcomer, welcome, welcome."

Frog Doctor's long-term VIP: "Are there any newcomers here? Welcome, newcomers don't need to be nervous, everyone in the group is very friendly."

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "Hello newbie, would you like to play a game?"

The man with invincibility written all over his face: "...Welcome."

Paramecium: "Great! Finally someone has joined me. Come on, call me senior and let me hear it!"

After Dimension Tea House popped up two group announcements, group members immediately sent warm greetings.

Judging from the names and avatars, the order of speaking should be Hikigaya Hachiman, Kamijou Touma, the Shiraha siblings, Kujo Jotaro, and Kiana.

The recognition is quite high, after all, the avatars are their own photos.

Speaking of Kiana, you are a bug, not Falushan, what do you mean by asking me to call you sweet girl!

However, it's rare to see someone talking again after such a long time. This feeling is really... Thai pants!

Kaz was so moved that he almost burst into tears.

How long has it been? How long has it been? How long has he been floating in space? Finally, he can see people talking!

But how should I introduce myself?

How about singing some Bible songs first?

While Kaz was thinking, Kongbai looked at Kaz's group avatar.

I have to say that Kaz’s avatar, like their avatars, is very recognizable, it is a large meteorite.

At least Blank recognized it immediately and typed a message in the group.

Socially useless siblings: "@The man with invincibility written all over his face, Jotaro-san, Karts, this is Karts! The Ultimate Lifeform Karts that was defeated by your grandfather! He is from the same world as you."

Kaz's brain was confused for a moment. What the hell? You recognized me before I even introduced myself?

The next second, the "No Game No Life" animation that he had watched before appeared in Kaz's mind without any omission.

After all, the brain hardware of the Ultimate Creature Kaz is too advanced.

When he first watched "No Game No Life", he just regarded it as a fun show, but now thinking back on it... Damn, the show is full of memes!

Especially the memes from the JOJO series.

That’s right, the socially useless brother and sister, Blank, are not only big names in gaming, but also, like a certain girl who looks really cool without any clothes, they are fans of the JOJO series.

When Kong Bai traveled to another world and played a game with the flat girl Kurami Jel, the brother and sister played the same joke as Kishibe Rohan when facing the other party's persuasion to surrender.

"Da Ga, Kotowaru! One of the things we like most is to say no to those who think they have an absolute advantage!"

In addition, when facing the animal-eared little loli Hatsuse Izuna, the Blank siblings also played the Crimson King and the "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi" meme.

This is not surprising. After all, many works have settings that include other works, and sometimes there are even some linkages.

For example, in "A Certain Scientific Railgun", there is a security guard watching "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute".

Another example is "My Teen Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected", but you can't tell anything from watching the animation.

But if you read the novel, you will find that the Great Sensei is simply the king of memes, and he can use all kinds of anime memes at will.

Especially according to Osaka's sister Hikigaya Komachi, Osaka himself is a die-hard fan of "Pretty Cure" and even cries while watching it.

So, a question arose in Kaz's mind... Why can some people pretend to be gods and call themselves omnipotent in the group, and actually fool people?

Are those group members suffering from too much IQ-reducing halo, or are they just acting and actually treating that great immortal as a joke?

Ahem, ran away.

Kaz quickly pulled his thoughts back from their wandering thoughts.

It's time to introduce yourself.

Wise Stone Man: "Yes, I am the ultimate life form, a warrior of the Night Clan, Kaz."

When Hikigaya Hachiman heard this, he felt the soul of complaint in his heart burning.

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Did you learn this self-introduction from the little golden man?"

The man with an invincible look on his face: "Oh? So, you really are from the same world as me?"

Jotaro Kujo frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

The ultimate creature, the name sounds like it is not simple.

Furthermore, the Blank siblings also said that the other party was someone who had been defeated by their grandfather... Doesn't that mean he is definitely their enemy?

"Hey, old man, have you ever dealt with a guy named Ultimate Creature Kaz before?"

Joseph, who was reminiscing about the past with his daughter Holly, froze for a moment. The next moment, his expression became extremely solemn.

"Jotaro, where did you hear that name?"

"This." Jotaro Kujo shook the phone in his hand, but only saw Joseph's confused eyes.

"Oh yeah, I forgot, you can't see this."

A while ago, Jotaro Kujo awakened his Stand and also received a cell phone that fell from the sky.

He also thought that he was possessed by two evil spirits, one in human form and the other in the shape of a cell phone, probably a Tsukumogami.

Later, I found out through a mobile phone chat in the group that the mobile phone was not a Tsukumogami, but some kind of magical prop.

The "Dimension Tea House" in the mobile phone is a chat group that connects different worlds.

The Shiraha siblings and Hikigaya Hachiman in the group have even read comics with themselves as the protagonists.

It was when he was chatting with group members that he realized that the humanoid evil spirit was not actually an evil spirit, but something called a stand-in.

"Is it that chat group again?" Joseph frowned.

Naturally, he had also heard his grandson talk about mobile phones and chat groups.

To be honest, he has lived for so many years and has seen everything.

But he had never seen this before!

In another world, someone actually read a comic book with themselves as the protagonist? This is outrageous!

Then wouldn’t his role as Tequila Girl and the fact that he looked at his mother through the keyhole be exposed?

From then on, he became evasive when facing his grandson, fearing that his grandson would look at him with contempt.

"That's right. A new person joined the group today. His group ID is "The Wise Stone Man". He claims to be the ultimate life form, a warrior of the Night Clan, Kaz."

"That's right, it must be that guy! Jotaro, remember, that guy is a very vicious, insidious and cunning ancient creature. You must not believe even a word he says!"

"I see. So, what he said about you cheating on your husband at such an old age must be false."

"Yes, that's right, it's fake... cough cough cough! What did you say?!"

3. Family members, who understands?

"Old man, what are you so excited about?"

Jotaro Kujo raised his eyebrows and there was a hint of doubt in his eyes when he looked at his grandfather.

He originally thought that it must be the "wise stone man" in the group who was talking nonsense.

Even though his old man's stand-in is pretty lame, he still keeps shouting "Oh My God" all day long, looking like he has never seen the world.

But he still firmly believed that his old man would not do such a thing as cheating.

But now... Old man, your expression is not right!

There is something ten or even nine points wrong!

"Yes, yes, yes, am I excited? I'm not excited, I'm angry! Oh Nole, Kaz! You guys are still slandering me even if you go to outer space!"

Joseph stiffened his neck and argued.

"Jotaro, you can't question your grandfather like this~" Holly stretched out her fingers and shook them twice, tilting her head with a smile.

"In my impression, my father and mother are very loving. Every day they are either showing their love or on the way to show their love.

"My father always says 'I only love Siji Q in this life'. How could such a father cheat on me?"

As she spoke, He Li began to cover her face and twisted her body, as if she was choking on her parents' love affair.

Abdel on the side also looked serious and said righteously:

“JO Taro, although Mr. Joseph and I have only known each other for a short time, I can truly feel that Mr. Joseph is a true gentleman!

“A gentleman like this would never do something like cheating!

"That Ultimate Creature named Kaz is so evil that he would slander such a gentleman."

Abdel was furious.

If that Kaz was right in front of him, he would definitely let the other person know one thing.

The Internet is not a lawless place, and any evil will eventually be brought to justice!

However, even though both of them were speaking for Joseph, the sweat on his forehead was increasing.

He raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead and twitched the corners of his mouth: "Ah, yes, yes, it's too evil."

It’s strange, how did this guy Kaz know about this!

Logically speaking, Kaz is already a meteorite, floating in space, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

How could he possibly know he had done something like that?

Jotaro Kujo felt something was wrong the more he looked at it, so he turned around and looked at his cell phone.

Inside the Dimension Tea House, several group members were still chatting.

Paramecium: So, it’s been decades since you were thrown into space by Joseph, the guy who bullied country folk, pretended to be a tequila girl, looked at his mother through a keyhole, and cheated on his grandpa in his old age, pissing him off enough to make him crawl out of his ancestral grave?

The man with invincibility written all over his face: …………

I always feel that if I don't read it for a while, I will miss a lot of important information.

What does it mean to bully a country boy? What does it mean to play the tequila girl? What does it mean to look at your mother through the keyhole?

Also, this ultimate creature was thrown into outer space by my grandfather? Is the old man so powerful? I can't tell.

Wise Stone Man: Strictly speaking, I was not thrown into space by Joseph, but was spit out by Mother Earth.

The man with invincibility written all over his face: Kaz, since you are in outer space, why did you say that my grandfather cheated on me? How could you possibly know such a thing?

Wise Stone Man: Hehehe, since you ask sincerely, I will mercifully tell you!

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​You are clearly an ultimate creature floating in space, but you speak the lines of Team Rocket. Who are you?

Wise Stone Man: I am just an ultimate creature passing by, remember this.

The Lone Wolf Always Walks Alone: ​​Where on earth do you read these things... Are there comic book stores in the universe?

Social Loser Brother and Sister: I remember that Kaz, as an Ultimate Being, has a vision comparable to that of an astronomical telescope. So, you are not using this super vision to spy in space, are you?

Wise Stone Man: That’s right!

Wise Stone Man: The universe is so boring, of course I have to find some fun for myself, otherwise I won’t be able to hold on.

Wise Stone Man: Then, one day, I was preparing to peek at the comics or animations on the ground as usual, but I accidentally saw Joseph flirting with girls in Morioh Town.

Wise Stone Man: Tsk tsk tsk, the world is going downhill, the world is going downhill! Fortunately, they are still working in the house, otherwise with my eyesight, I can see every hair clearly.

It was rare that Kong Bai guessed in this direction, so Kaz decisively continued with this reason.

Anyway, the reason is not important. What matters is that there is someone to chat with him.

A man with invincibility written all over his face: @Socially useless brother and sister @The lone wolf always walks alone, have you read any comics about my grandfather cheating on his wife?

Socially disabled brother and sister: This... indeed there is. I thought it was not nice to talk about such a shameful thing before, so I didn’t say anything.

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​not only did he cheat on his wife, he also had a son with the mistress, and that son is the protagonist of the fourth part of the JOJO series.

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