This is the perfect Pillar Man, the perfect ultimate creature.

Paramecium: Huh~ Is this the adult world? I don’t understand, but I am deeply shocked.

This time, Jotaro Kujo was completely unable to refute.

"Ah, ah, daze..." He glanced at his old man helplessly, "Old man, I heard that the vision of that ultimate creature is comparable to that of an astronomical telescope."

That’s enough for this conversation. It would be impolite to say any more.

"Ugh!" Joseph's eyes suddenly widened, his face full of horror.

No!

Could it be that when he was in Morioh Town, that guy Kaz was watching the live broadcast?

in space.

Kaz communicated with others for the first time in a long time and felt much more relaxed.

"Then again, a chat group can't just have a chat function, right? Based on my years of experience reading novels, it should at least have a function for sending red envelopes.

"It would be even better if I could be sent there in person. Anyone who wants to stay in outer space can stay there!"

Thinking about this, he opened the group announcement of the Dimension Tea House.

"Oh, so I can sign in every day to earn points... What are the points for?"

Then he saw something called "Crossing Card" in the group shop of Dimension Tea House.

With the consent of group members, you can reach each other's world and stay there for up to three months!

"Going to the other side's world, wouldn't that be like leaving outer space? Great!"

If he could jump in space, he would definitely be so excited that he would jump three feet high!

"The price is only 2000 points, which shouldn't be too expensive, right? Let's sign in and give it a try first."

"Group announcement: Group member Wise Stoneman signed in and received 25 points."

"..."Kaz was stunned.

Family members, who understands? The trash chat group doesn’t even want to give more points.

4. Famous doctor Kaz, you are trustworthy

"One sign-in gives you 25 points. Even if you sign in that many points every time, you still need to sign in for 80 days to buy one."

80 full days, that's too long, Kaz doesn't want to wait that long!

What's more, he didn't think he could guarantee 25 points every time he signed in.

As a person who has no money in FGO but has 1,000 stones and zero treasures, can't make any gold in Onmyoji with 500 draws, and gets the full guaranteed bonus every time in Honkai Impact 3rd and Genshin Impact, he is still very confident in his "non".

“We have to find a way to speed up the process of earning points.

“But judging from the content of the group announcement, there is no other way except signing in.

"...Wait! It doesn't seem like they can't trade points, right?"

A lightbulb went on in Kaz's head.

I looked up the functions of Dimension Tea House and found the functions of giving points and sending red envelopes.

"Great! With these two functions, it means that points trading can be carried out.

"But what should I trade? I can't just go and touch the moon... Oh, that's right! I do have something good to trade!"

Wise Stone Man: "@Lone Wolf Always Walks Alone @Social Waste Brothers and Sisters, two group members, do you have a lot of points? Do you want to make a deal?"

Paramecium: "Why don't you ask me? I have the most points, right?"

Kaz suddenly realized that unlike the unlucky Kamijou Touma, Kiana was a super lucky person.

Wise Stone Man: "You can trade if you want, but I don't think you need to."

Socially useless brother and sister: "What the paramecium doesn't need, we need? This is weird, what kind of deal is this?"

Wise Stone Man: "My flesh."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"A laxative will not eat the flesh of intelligent creatures."

Wise Stone Man: "Who told you to eat my flesh? My cells can transform into any animal that has ever existed on Earth."

Wise Stone Man: "You can buy a piece of my meat and I will turn it into some kind of extinct animal. Believe me, you will definitely receive a lot of bonuses."

"Is there such a thing?" Hikigaya Hachiman was stunned and made a tactical retreat on the spot.

Is this how the Ultimate Organism is used?

What should I do? I'm a little excited.

He is not like his sister, who has more pocket money than he can spend. It would be great if he could earn some pocket money in this way.

"No, no, no!"

The next second, he shook his head vigorously to make his wavering heart firm again.

That's the ultimate creature!

Who knows what the other party is planning. What if it directly leads to Kaz unifying the world?

Paramecium: "So this is the kind of deal, then I really don't need it."

Paramecium: "I am the strongest S-class Valkyrie in the future. Even if I have to shoulder the responsibility of Saint Freya Academy and need to hold up my destiny with one hand, I am still invincible in the world."

Paramecium: "For a lady like me, there is no need to make money this way. I can't spend all the subsidies alone."

Wise Stone Man: "Wow, that's awesome (emotionless)."

Wow, Paramecium must have had several layers of pillows to carry out this daydream.

Although the fireflies and the end bugs in the future are indeed very powerful...

The wise stone man: "What do you think, you two? Do you want to buy some? A few points may be exchanged for a lot of money. Money is a good thing. "

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "Really? As long as we spend points to buy your meat, you will turn that meat into an extinct animal?"

Wise Stone Man: "Hehe~ Yes, I can promise you. This is a transaction, a transaction in which you exchange your points for money. Buy it, buy it quickly."

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "Da Ga, Kotowaru! One of the things we like most is to say no to those who think they can earn points from us!"

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "Great! Now we can say it! This is the fourth most popular line we want to say!"

Wise Stone Man: "Tsk...what about Hikigaya? Why don't you buy some? Think about it carefully. You are short of money, right?"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Although I am indeed a little short of pocket money, I'd better forget about buying your meat. Who knows if you will just send yourself over and rule the world."

Wise Stone Man: "Don't look at me with the same old eyes. I had no choice before, but now I want to be a good person."

Neither Hikigaya Hachiman nor Sora responded.

You say you want to be a good person now? Who would believe me?

In space, Kaz also felt tricky:

"That's not going to work. Kaz has a bad reputation and no one will believe me. Am I going to have to work hard and sign in for 80 days?

"No, even if I slowly accumulate enough points and buy a time-travel card, I won't be able to go ahead if the group members disagree."

Kaz realized the difficulty of the matter and the most urgent task was to gain the trust of the group members!

Otherwise, he would have to continue drifting in the universe and give up thinking.

"Group announcement: Frog Doctor's long-term VIP status is seriously injured."

The man with an invincible look on his face said: "Ahhhhh daze, no wonder he didn't say anything, how many times has he been seriously injured?"

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"I can't count them all. He is a man who risks his life to pick up girls."

Socially useless siblings: "I only admire Kamijou and Emiya as real men."

Paramecium: "This man is quite similar to me. Back then, in order to save Mei, I also carried a baseball bat and killed many people in Changkong City."

Oh, what a great opportunity!

Kaz blinked, realizing the time had come.

As long as he can help Kamijou Touma heal his body, he will definitely gain the trust of the group members.

Then his meat business will also open up sales, earning him points to make contributions back on the ground.

Well, well, the days are really getting sweeter.

Wise Stone Man: "Oh my God, our team members and companions are seriously injured, and you are still joking here? How merciless!"

Paramecium: "But there's nothing we can do. Even if we want to call an ambulance, the phone can't reach the other world."

Social Outcast Brother and Sister: "Besides, Kamijou, as the protagonist, won't get into trouble, right? He's been seriously injured so many times, and he's always fine, right?"

Kaz quickly typed a bunch of text in the group using his mind.

"Superficial, too superficial! He won't get hurt, it's just a thing in the novel, there are too many influencing factors in reality!

"What if he bleeds too much, collapses on the street, and is hit by a dump truck and transported to another world?

“For the safety of the group members, I suggest that everyone pool their points with me so that I can go and treat him personally.

"You can take all kinds of Chinese herbs as you grow them. The light flow method can perform surgery quickly and accurately.

"Famous doctor Kaz, you are trustworthy."

5. Detailed weapon enhancement

Paramecium: "Huh? It seems that Uncle Kaz is a very qualified doctor."

The Baikong brother and sister looked at each other and were stunned.

No, is this girl so easily deceived?

"Brother, I think I know her group ID will be Paramecium." Bai tugged at Kong's sleeve, expressionless.

"I really didn't choose the wrong ID." Kong shrugged and typed a message in the group.

Socially useless brother and sister: "Don't believe it, he is CPUing you."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"Not the ICU?"

The man with an invincible look on his face said: "But what Kaz said does make sense. After all, reality will not develop completely according to the novels and comics you read."

The lone wolf always walks alone: ​​"However, the use of the time travel card requires the consent of the other party. Kamijou is not here, so even if I collect enough points, I can't pass through."

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "Actually, I'm still here... I just fainted from the pain."

Long-term VIP of Frog Doctor: "Then I found that although my body could not move, my consciousness was still there, and I could send messages directly in the group without using my phone."

Kamijou Touma naturally understood that this was the power of the Dimension Tea House.

This feeling is quite novel. Even though he fainted, his consciousness is still clear. This may be unique among scorpion poops in the world.

Wise Stone Man: "So, what happened? Which girl did you flirt with again to get beaten like this?"

Frog Doctor Long-term VIP: "I didn't pick up girls, how can you slander my innocence like this?"

Wise Stone Man: "What do you mean innocent? I saw you pick up girls in the animation with my own eyes, using all kinds of fancy ways to pick up girls."

Frog Doctor's long-term VIP: "Animation can't be considered as picking up girls... animation!... Can the things in animation be considered as picking up girls?!"

Then came the hard-to-understand words, like "Let me shatter your boring fantasies" and "I will help you, even if it means making the whole world my enemy".

This caused everyone to burst into laughter, and the atmosphere inside and outside the Dimension Tea House was filled with a happy atmosphere.

I have laughed enough, now I have to ask the other person if I can enter his world.

Kaz can't stay in this outer space where there is nothing even for a single day!

"Kamijo Touma, what do you think? I think you really need my help!

"The great scholar of picking up girls, Mr. Lu Xiaobu, once said that every man must have a wingman when picking up girls.

"I, the Ultimate Lifeform, Kaz——am the perfect wingman!

"Not only can I help you heal your wounds, I can also help you create opportunities to be a hero and save the damsel in distress. I can even strengthen your weapons."