After modification, enter the love game

At least wait until the doctor who has come here recovers from his diarrhea.

There is also a cooking practice class. In order to motivate the girls, the teacher specially found a handsome boy from the neighboring class to help as an assistant teacher.

This job is not difficult and even a junior high school student can do it, because the teacher has already written the PPT and the teaching assistant just needs to read it.

The handsome boy Jiang Mu stood on the podium: "Okay, students, now let's wrap the mother's body with her unborn child."

The home economics teacher spat a mouthful of tea water onto the ground.

She quickly looked up at the PPT, [Wrap the chicken legs in egg liquid]

“…It seems that what you said is not wrong.”

From this, we can understand why Jiang Quhan always felt that his son might be persuaded to quit...

Hearing this, the Black Swan girl tilted her head and her eyelashes fluttered a few times.

She seemed to like this little action very much, but no one could deny that she was so beautiful like this. The sunlight enveloped one side of her white neck and was crushed and sprinkled into her hair.

She suddenly took a step forward, like a black swan suddenly leaping in front of you, and held Jiang Mu's hand tightly.

"I'm Ella, Ella Stuart!"

Li Hua's eyes suddenly lit up, so bright that it was frightening.

Usually, when two guys are walking together, if an unfamiliar but stunningly beautiful girl suddenly appears and is only interested in one of them, then no matter how close the two guys are, they will definitely feel a little unhappy.

But Li Hua...is not an ordinary person.

He is a "strange man".

If the fiery gaze of the girl in front of him could only make Jiang Mu at a loss for a moment.

So... Li Hua's sudden look at him, which seemed to say "Come alive, come alive", was completely creepy.

"…It's my pleasure. I'm Jiang Mu."

Jiang Mu was about to say something when he heard Ella's crisp voice: "Since we have exchanged names, we are friends?"

Jiang Mu glared at Li Hua: Why don’t you help me out?

Li Hua's gaze changed from "something new has happened" to "it's a big job this time."

Compared to the young man who was just starting out, Uncle Wang was much more mature and experienced.

He had already taken out his camera and started recording.

Jiang Mu: "..."

It's back. The feeling of being introduced to five people while riding the subway is back.

Then, he heard the girl in front of him say:

"Since you're making friends to help the poor, can you lend me twenty dollars first?" Ella asked pitifully, "I only have seventy on me..."

"..."

Jiang Mu: Why didn’t you tell me earlier!

Li Hua: Why didn’t you tell me earlier!

Uncle Wang turned off the camera in disappointment.

"Wait, why only twenty?" Jiang Mu calmly pulled his hand back from his overly enthusiastic new friend, "I remember Uncle Wang said that the set of books would cost a hundred."

Ella whispered, "I'll chop off the remaining ten for him."

Uncle Wang: “…”

I can't hear your whispers, but I'm not stupid.

I can still calculate that seventy plus twenty equals ninety.

"It's a small matter." Jiang Mu said helplessly, "Actually, if you just tell me directly, I will lend it to you... It's not something I'm reluctant to do."

He casually touched one pocket, then the other.

Then he silently reached towards Li Hua's pants.

"Oh my god, what are you doing?!"

Li Hua stepped back in horror, covering the man's vital parts as he did so.

He and Jiang Mu already have a very good relationship, and he has no desire to make it even better.

Li Hua felt that he suddenly discovered the truth that Jiang Mu didn't like to chat up pretty girls.

Jiang Mu said: "My family is poor, so I can't get any books to read."

"Don't think I don't know that you have a big dog family." Li Hua looked alert, "Speak human language."

"I got beaten up yesterday, and my dad cut off my pocket money."

"..."

Li Hua reacted: "No, I remember you had a piggy bank."

"Yeah, the piggy bank is broken."

Li Hua: "..."

Uncle, you have cut off your lineage so thoroughly, aren't you afraid of having no grandchildren in the future?

Jiang Mu sighed when he saw Li Hua like this.

"Forget it, I'll do it myself."

Then, under Ella's puzzled gaze, the boy in front of her who was good at English took the book she wanted, thought for a moment, and then picked up an English dictionary.

"Uncle, please pay the bill."

Uncle Wang had been paying attention to Jiang Mu's movements and glanced at him when he heard this.

"One hundred and four in total."

"Change the price, change the price."

"If someone else asked me that, I would definitely tell him to get lost." The old man laughed, "But we've known each other for such a long time, I'll give you a discount. I'll sell both books to you for 150 yuan."

Ella couldn't help but sigh, it's true that it's easier to get things done when you know someone.

I tried my best to bargain down the price but failed, but this boy did it easily... huh?

Ella blinked her eyes. Did I hear it wrong?

Why is it still ten dollars more expensive?

"Of course, we have a long history." Jiang Mu recalled the past, "Back then, when you stole someone's sweet potatoes from the field and roasted them, and they chased you and beat you, you asked me to help watch the fire."

"I had a heavy responsibility and I didn't dare to leave even when I had to pee urgently. I had to do it right there."

Jiang Mu said with a nostalgic look on his face: "Business is about give and take, can you make it cheaper? How about two books for ten yuan?"

Uncle Wang: "...Let's put aside the question of where you solved your urgent need to pee. Isn't the extent of your cut a bit too big?"

Ten dollars for two, do you think I'm selling roujiamo?

Jiang Mu asked: "Really not selling it?"

"Nonsense, I definitely won't sell it."

"Oh... okay." Jiang Mu was disappointed and motioned Li Hua and Ella to follow him.

...No, that's absolutely wrong.

This little bastard just left like that?

Uncle Wang narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

Then, he saw Jiang Mu leading the two people to the tree in front of the store.

"Do you know why there is a sign saying [No urination or defecation allowed] here?"

Uncle Wang: “…”

NO.13 Jiang Mu

Jiang Mu is a very magical person. After getting to know him, even an old man who is about to die will become younger.

For example, Uncle Wang now rushed to Jiang Mu at a speed comparable to that of a young man.

I was afraid that Jiang Mu would tell the spin-off story of "The Farmer and the Snake", "The Master and the Shit".

"Ten dollars! I'll sell it for ten dollars!" Uncle Wang shouted at the top of his lungs.

Jiang Mu turned around with a smile.

"Five dollars."

Uncle Wang was furious: "Why don't you go and rob?"

"Look at what you said, ten dollars is not robbery?"

"..."

Seeing this, passers-by on the roadside couldn't bear it and came over to persuade them.

"Little friend, it's not easy for this old man to do business."

"Yeah, I understand." Jiang Mu nodded obediently, "By the way, uncle, do you know why there is a tree hanging on it..."

"Five dollars is five dollars!"

Uncle Wang immediately stuffed the two books into Jiang Mu's arms, fearing that his actions would not be as fast as Jiang Mu's words.

"Get out, get out!"

The old man turned around and looked at the passerby, saying unhappily: "You too, go and do your own thing, it has nothing to do with you."

Passersby feel that it is really not easy to do business these days.

Look at this old man, he's got a brain problem.

Li Hua asked quietly, "Aren't ten yuan or five yuan the same? It's all extortion anyway."

Jiang Mu quietly replied: "This is more fun."

The two of them whispered in a voice just loud enough for Uncle Wang to hear.

Uncle Wang plans to take down the slogan board on the tree this afternoon.

Replace it with a new one and write "Jiang Mu and dogs are not allowed to enter" on it.

The three of them walked side by side for a while until they were away from the bookstall.

Jiang Mu casually threw the English dictionary to Li Hua and handed another one to Ella.

"yours."

Ella didn't rush to answer, and asked excitedly: "So why do you hang that sign?"

She was not shy about it and was quite interested in it.

Jiang Mu was a little embarrassed: "I took money from others to help them get rid of their misfortunes. It's not good to leak the secrets right after I extorted them, right?"

Li Hua thought to himself, so you also know the nature of your behavior.

Ella agreed with this and believed that if you take the money you have to do the job. This is the truth.

Then she heard Jiang Mu say: "So Li Hua, you speak."

So Li Hua told the story of the spin-off of "The Farmer and the Snake" - "The Master and the Shit".

Ella: "...Let's put the story aside for now. Didn't you promise not to leak secrets?"

Jiang Mu argued: "I was the one who received the book. What does it have to do with my adopted son?"

Li Hua also argued: "Just because my son can't do something doesn't mean I can't do it as my adoptive father."