After modification, enter the love game

Jiang Mu was really surprised this time.

"You actually memorized it?"

"Of course. If you don't believe me, just listen to me."

Li Hua coughed lightly.

“A, a, a…”

"...No, wait a minute, that's just one word."

"You can't say that. Let me ask you, how do you pronounce a man in English?"

“a man.”

"What about a banana?"

“…a banana.”

"That's right." Li Hua slapped his thigh. "One person, one banana, one apple, and one pen. No matter what the quantifier is, as long as the quantity is the same, I have memorized it!"

"..."

Jiang Mu was silent for two seconds and decided not to tell him the terrible fact that "apple" cannot be preceded by "a" but "an" instead.

He was afraid that the other person would forget the first word after memorizing the second one.

The two chatted as they walked and soon arrived at Uncle Wang's bookstall.

There is a tree in front of the store with a sign hanging on it that says [No urination or defecation allowed]

Li Hua was very surprised: "Did Uncle Wang plant this tree?"

"No."

"Then why did he put up a sign here?" Li Hua wondered, "Although it's not very moral...but isn't it good to fertilize the tree?"

"This, I really know."

Jiang Mu remembered something and smiled: "Actually, there was no such slogan here before."

"Then why is it available now?" Li Hua cooperated well and acted as the supporting actor.

Jiang Mu said: "It's like this. It was probably last winter. It was very cold and snowed for three days. Uncle Wang accidentally found a frozen snake under a tree. So the kind-hearted Uncle Wang put the snake in his arms, hoping to warm it up."

Li Hua suddenly realized: "I know. After the ice on the snake melted, it immediately bit Uncle Wang, and Uncle Wang died. This story is called Uncle and the Snake."

"That's not the case." Jiang Mu said, "The truth is, after the ice melted, the next morning, Uncle Wang hung this sign on the tree, which read [No urination or defecation allowed]."

Li Hua: "..."

Wait, what did you say was frozen?

Just at this moment, a delicate cry came from the bookstall.

"How much did you say this book is!?!?"

NO.11 The notes that made girls most excited in those years

"How much did you say this book is!?!?"

"Whether you have problems with your ears or not, please lower your voice. I have no problems with my ears."

The old man still had that hairstyle that was very popular with patients. He glanced at the book in the girl's hand and said lazily:

"That's the price. You won't lose money if you buy my book."

"That's actually true." Jiang Mu whispered to Li Hua, "Although the stall here is shabby, it does have a lot of rare ancient books. Some books don't even include the Shennong clan land."

"so smart?"

"Yes, I read a book of unofficial history here before. It said that the reason why Sun Shangxiang married Liu Bei was because she heard that Liu Bei's second brother was invincible. After she married him, she found out that he was talking about Guan Yu."

Li Hua: "..."

It seems that there is a reason why Shennong was not included.

Li Hua looked at the girl standing in front of the stall and raised his eyebrows.

"Oh, it's her."

"Do you know him?" Jiang Mu asked.

"I don't really know him, but you should."

Jiang Mu was surprised and looked at the other person carefully.

She was a rather tall girl, and looked about the same age as Jiang Mu and the others, but her figure was criminally slender. The graceful lines extended from her black leather shoes with bows, through her stockings and black skirt, to her white neck, and finally covered by her long, soft hair mixed with tiny bits of gold.

Jiang Mu is already considered a tall boy of his age. He has the "perfect figure". No matter how tall or short, fat or thin he is, it will destroy this "perfect" charm.

But the girl was only two or three centimeters shorter than Jiang Mu. The summer breeze blew her skirt, like a black swan shaking its black down.

The Black Swan girl put one hand on her waist, speaking clearly and quickly: "Stop talking nonsense, I have borrowed this book from other places before, but when I looked at the price, it was only 75 yuan including the bus fare. It's a big bookstore in the city center, with air conditioning, drinking water, and seats. It provides free borrowing services, and you don't even need a receipt. Your place is shabby and the books are shabby too. Why are you selling it to me for 100 yuan?!"

"There is such a good place?" Li Hua's eyes lit up.

Jiang Mu nodded: "Indeed, there is. It is said that the store manager has a rich family and strong financial resources. He opened the bookstore just to share the joy of reading."

Uncle Wang still looks lazy.

"Then go buy it over there."

Miss Black Swan was furious: "You think I don't want to? I just went there yesterday and got soaked in the rain, and the store even closed down."

Li Hua: "..."

It doesn't look like they have a lot of financial resources.

Jiang Mu observed for a full half minute and said with certainty: "If I really knew such a talkative girl, I would definitely remember her until now."

He admired this girl very much. Her agility in bargaining reminded Jiang Mu of his own feat last night when he quoted classics just to bargain off fifty cents from the supermarket owner.

He returned to the store with a drink that was fifty cents cheaper, like King Arthur returning in triumph with the Sword in the Stone held high.

Then Jiang Mu discovered that his ramen had been eaten by Lu Linger, and his expression was like that of someone who had just finished a battle and found out that his wife had run away with Lancelot.

Based on this scene alone, Jiang Mu would definitely remember Lu Ling'er for ten years.

Unexpectedly, when the Black Swan girl heard this, she subconsciously glanced to the side.

I took a look at Li Hua first. I didn’t recognize him, and for some reason, I felt at first glance that he didn’t speak English well.

Look at Jiang Mu again, look at Jiang Mu again, and look at Jiang Mu for the last time.

"Hey, is it you?"

"……We know each other?"

"Of course, you wrote me a note, but I forgot." The Black Swan girl smiled sweetly, "I was so touched at that time, I still have the note with me."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Uncle Wang, could you please not suddenly look so bright in your eyes?

Combined with the hairstyle of your hospital vice president, it's quite scary, you know.

It gives me the illusion that I am sick, and the disease is named after me.

Jiang Mu was really stunned this time.

He frowned, searching his memory and apologizing, "Sorry... How about you show me the note?"

"Hey, it doesn't matter. You wrote it anyway."

The Black Swan girl agreed very quickly, took out her small wallet, and quickly pulled out a wrinkled piece of paper, "Here, it's right here."

She blinked, her eyelashes fluttering, and said with a smile: "I have asked many people for notes, but this is the first time someone has taken the initiative to give it to me... And you are really amazing! Are you really a junior high school student?"

——At this moment, Jiang Mu admitted that he was panicked.

You know...he used to make a living as a writer of youth novels.

Although he had no recollection of what the other party said, Jiang Mu was very clear about how flirtatious he could be when writing a love letter.

If there really were some outrageous love words on the note I wrote, public execution would be the least of my worries. But at this age when love is just beginning, if I really moved the other person...that would be a big problem.

Even all the ancestors in the Shennong Temple were waving to him.

Jiang Mu opened the note with trembling hands, and saw several long lines of words written on it, which were indeed in his handwriting -

【AABAD ABCAD

CBCAC BDACB CABCA

DAAADDBCAD

××√×√√×××√

English composition will wait for a while. 】

Jiang Mu: "..."

I'm going to fuck your uncle's test answers!

It seems like you, girl, are the type who “can’t forget”!

Isn't this nonsense? If someone handed me the answers like this when I was taking an exam, I would never forget it!

Jiang Mu finally remembered that during the grade placement test, Li Hua was lucky enough to sit in front of and behind him.

The moment he saw the seat, Li Hua recognized him as his godfather on the spot.

Because the call was so sincere and heartfelt, Jiang Mu took the time to write an answer and sent it to the other party.

As for why it ended up in this girl's hands, he also remembered.

Because this person was sitting right in front of Jiang Mu, and seeing the man opposite him scratching his head and looking left and right, he handed it over and considered it a benefit to society.

No wonder I had no impression of this eloquent black swan - whispering was prohibited in the examination room.

"I changed my answers to a few questions just in case," Black Swan girl sighed. "But when we checked the answers, all my changes were wrong, and the answers you gave me were all correct. My friend asked me where I got the reference answers... Are you really a junior high school student?"

"You don't understand this."

Li Hua decisively supported his brother: "My brother... Bah, my brother is known as the Little Prince of English and the Tai Sui of Chinese. Since I met him, the points he lost on English exams were always only the points on the composition paper. There have been three English class representatives in our class. I dream of having dinner with him and kissing him..."

The Black Swan girl asked: "Since you have such a good relationship with him, I guess your English grades must be very good too?"

Li Hua: "..."

Does it count if he and I tie for first place every time?

He got full marks and I got zero marks. He counted forwards and I counted backwards, so we tied for first place, no problem at all.

NO.12 Professional matchmaker: here comes the job!

Fortunately, Jiang Mu rescued his good brother in time.

"My main purpose in making friends with him is to help the poor. It has nothing to do with his English grades."

Li Hua felt that this situation did not have to be resolved.

His friend doesn't look like a human in any way, except that he often doesn't speak human language and doesn't do human things.

For example, one time, the school doctor in the school infirmary had a stomachache, so he asked Jiang Mu, who looked very calm, to help look after the infirmary for a while, and also gave him a spare white coat.

Li Hua happened to be feeling unwell that day and felt he could not hold on any longer, so he went to the infirmary.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw a boy in front of me holding his stomach, and Jiang Mu sitting in the doctor's seat in an orderly manner.

The boy asked, Doctor, I started having stomachache since last night, I had cold sweats, and I couldn’t sleep the whole night. What happened to me?

Jiang Mu sighed and asked, "Why did you come just now?"

The boy was almost crying and asked me if there was no hope.

Jiang Mu shook his head and said, “No, it’s mainly because I’m getting ready to get off work and haven’t had lunch yet.”

Li Hua immediately felt that he could still hold on.