After modification, enter the love game

"photo?"

"Yes, it's an old-fashioned black-and-white photo of a young woman, quite pretty. I showed it to my mother and said, 'I didn't expect you to be so pretty when you were young.'"

"My mother smiled and asked me where I found it, and I said it was in my father's box."

"My mom asked me if I was pretty again. I said of course I was pretty. I never thought you were so pretty when you were young!"

"Then what?" Jiang Mu asked.

"Then my mom said that the person in the photo wasn't her, but the girl my dad had a crush on."

"..."

Jiang Mu felt that there was a reason why Li Hua suddenly came out to have dinner with him.

Even if the mother caught Li Hua, she would not make things too difficult for Li Hua because of her role as the child's godfather.

At least you'll have a breath left.

"So Shennong has an empty room?" Li Hua looked hopeful. "I'm afraid my house can't be occupied tonight."

"Yes, there are many rooms, the environment is good, and it has a historical and cultural atmosphere."

“Historical and cultural atmosphere?”

"Yes, every one of the people who lived there is dead."

Li Hua: "..."

If you play a suspense movie in your house, it will be considered a haunted house at least.

"Do you want to play games tonight?" Li Hua asked.

Regardless of the reason, it's rare to live out here, so of course I have to act nicely.

I bought midnight snacks in advance, including fried skewers, barbecued meat, and iced drinks, two computers with good internet speed, and a big kid next to me who I could talk to at any time.

Is there anything happier in holiday life than this?

"I guess I won't fight. Something's up."

"……Fine."

Li Hua died halfway through his happy vacation.

Jiang Mu didn't mean to spoil the fun on purpose. He wanted to go to the cinema to ask the projectionist something.

If you need help from someone, it seems inappropriate to have nothing in your hands.

So he decided to go over there with the pan.

Li Hua was not interested. "Then I'll watch a movie... Oh, yes, do you have any good movies that you have watched four or five times? Share one with me."

Jiang Mu thought for two seconds: "Is it okay if I haven't finished watching one movie four or five times?"

Li Hua: "..."

Is this something you can say outside?

Getting a man to shut up when eating is as difficult as getting a girl to walk less when shopping.

Li Hua enthusiastically chatted with Jiang Mu about the latest school gossip.

"Hey, do you know Doctor Wen?"

"know."

"He was punished."

"……Um?"

Jiang Mu was puzzled.

Punished? Doctor Wen?

If I remember correctly, Dr. Wen was well-known in the school for being natural and harmless, and his professional ability was also excellent.

How could he be punished?

“There are currently two versions.”

Li Hua stroked his chin. "One version of the story is that a classmate came to complain to Dr. Wen. He said his mother was pregnant and the due date was more than half a month away, but she insisted on giving birth on that day. The elders were superstitious and said that they had consulted a fortune teller and that day was the day that the baby would be born rich and prosperous."

Jiang Mu raised his eyebrows.

He had seen a lot of things like this when he was a lawyer.

So-called ignorance is like an onion. After peeling off the pathetic surface, what is revealed is only the hateful emptiness.

"and then?"

"Then Doctor Wen and Senior Brother Daoist beat up the fortune teller."

"...fuck."

"Fortunately, the matter was finally resolved. It is said that the Taoist priest also came out to count with his fingers."

Jiang Mu nodded and thought to himself that it was true that superstition should be used to fight superstition.

Just change the way you put that phrase "rich and noble destiny" into another way.

Li Hua said: "The Taoist priest said that judging from the hexagram, the child in my belly is indeed destined to be rich and noble. It is indeed suitable for that birth, and it is very rich and noble."

Jiang Mu asked in confusion, "Huh?"

Where is the advice you promised?

"Don't worry, the excitement is yet to come." Li Hua said, "The Taoist priest said that this child has the same hexagram as Zhu Yuanzhang. After his entire family dies out, he will be able to start achieving great things.

Then the relatives began to advise the pregnant woman to listen to the doctor, let nature take its course, and not give birth prematurely. "

Jiang Mu: "..."

Is this the professional level of the Taoist priest?

It would be a waste of your talent if you don't become a general.

"Then there's the second version... This version isn't very credible," Li Hua said. "Did you know that Dr. Wen has a wife?"

Jiang Muchen said that I not only knew that he had a wife, I even knew what disease his wife had.

"what happened?"

"It was probably a few days ago. Dr. Wen, who was always so secretive, suddenly brought his wife to school. He told everyone he met that he saw my wife. She was very gentle and beautiful... Why did you suddenly look so pleased?"

Jiang Mu smiled and said nothing.

——I can go out now.

pretty good.

Under the warm light, the young man's satisfied smile is particularly charming.

Unfortunately, the person opposite him is a 24k real man, so no matter how handsome his smile is, it is just for show to the blind.

"Then what?" Jiang Mu asked.

“Then Dr. Wen was punished.”

"?"

Jiang Mu felt like he had skipped some important plot.

"Is it illegal for teachers in our school to fall in love?"

impossible.

Let me go, it was not against the law in my previous life...

It is illegal for teachers to have a romantic relationship with students - it is not directly illegal, but it is just not directly illegal.

Basically, your career will be ruined.

Jiang Mu remembered that there was a young teacher in his previous school who took the civil service exam for several years but failed until a girl in his class confessed her love to him.

With the power of love, the teacher passed the written test and the interview with flying colors, and was admitted that year.

Never came back.

There was a young man who broke many records in a bicycle race, and after reviewing the video, he found out that it was because there was a bear chasing him from behind.

"I don't know the specific situation."

Li Hua scratched his head, "Could it be that the two of them did something inappropriate for minors?"

"Hahaha, you're being ridiculous."

"I think so too."

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"Honey."

Doctor Wen said seriously, "I have to correct some of your behaviors."

His wife Duck sat in front of him, as well-behaved as an elementary school student in class.

She raised her hand: "Can I have some ice cream after listening?"

"...Sure, I bought it in advance. It's in the refrigerator. It's your favorite Chocolatier."

"Okay."

"First of all, the most important point."

Dr. Wen said seriously, "Just because you can do some things at home doesn't mean you can do them anywhere else."

The wife was stunned for about three seconds.

Xuan Ran wanted to cry.

"You, you, you...you dislike me? You don't want to be my husband anymore?"

Doctor Wen was stunned.

"No, no, no, that's not what I meant... I definitely didn't mean that!"

He spoke quickly, "You didn't make any mistakes, you're fine, you're my most precious treasure, and without you by my side, I'm afraid of the dark at night!"

"But you seem unwilling to do with me what a husband and wife should do." The wife's eyes were filled with tears.

"No, I am willing, very willing..."

Doctor Wen held his breath for a long time, his expression distorted.

"But this kind of thing can only be done at home!"

——Ever since a few days ago, his wife, who had always been willing to stay at home, suddenly became willing to go out, Dr. Wen could be said to have obeyed her in everything.

Although he didn't know where this change came from, it was undoubtedly a good thing, a very good thing.

Dr. Wen took her to his office and proudly showed off his layout to the woman, listening to her complain about how bitter the coffee was;

They went to see the vast stage where Romeo and Juliet had spoken so affectionately;

They also went to see the tall and big tree that was quite famous in the school. Dr. Wen picked up a beautiful leaf and gave it to his wife, who happily put it in her pocket, as if she was afraid that it would be blown away by the wind.

Doctor Wen had never been so happy before, as if the weight of the mountain on his back had been lifted invisibly.

The mountain is still there, but at least it’s a lot more relaxed.

When they were tired, they went back to the psychological counseling room to rest. There was a small bed there, which was where Dr. Wen usually took a break.

The doctor placed his wife carefully on the bed, as if he was placing a warm jade.

Of course, as a responsible psychologist.

Considering that this is a school and it might cause some adverse effects, Dr. Wen did not lie on the bed with his wife, but chose to sit in the very comfortable chair and take a nap.

——Then he was punished.

The dean heard that Dr. Wen's wife's condition had improved and she was resting in the psychological counseling room, so he prepared to come and visit her.