After modification, enter the love game

As soon as I entered the room, I saw a woman jumping off the bed like a tiptoeing cat and approaching the sleeping Dr. Wen.

With an innocent smile like an elementary school student, he prepared to do something that an elementary school student should never do...

Fortunately, the dean arrived in time.

Otherwise, Dr. Wen would be ruined on the spot.

...In short, these days, Dr. Wen was ordered by the director to stay at home without work.

You can come to school.

Don't bring your family along.

Doctor Wen was also quite distressed about this.

On the one hand, the wife has been at home for too long and has lost a lot of social common sense.

On the other hand, after my wife recovered from part of her illness, her IQ increased from about ten years old to fifteen years old.

When she was ten years old, in her mind, "doing it" was something that couples should do, similar to "punching in for work."

But by the time I was fifteen…it became, “I’m interested, I find this kind of thing pleasurable, and I just happen to have a husband who lets me do this anytime.”

God can see mercy.

Over the years, Dr. Wen has been through it all.

Whether it is financial problems or study problems, there are too many difficulties, just grit your teeth and overcome them.

A man's spirit is like steel, the more suffering he endures, the tougher he becomes.

But the man's body is obviously not made of steel.

...Even if it is, I can't stand my wife doing this!

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Jiang Mu had no idea what kind of surprise and trouble his last miracle transaction had brought to Dr. Wen.

He finished washing up, stretched, and was about to go to the cinema.

"Ding dong."

A message alert tone suddenly appeared.

I opened my phone and saw a message from Lu Long'er.

【No. 】

……oh?

The tone is rarely firm.

【Jiang Mu: What game? 】

【Lü Long'er: Dispute.】

five minutes later.

Jiang Mu looked at the 99 items named "Cake" sent by a gun master in the email and fell into deep thought.

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【cake】

Type: Consumables

Gift from: Pink Snail

Quality: gold

Effect: All attributes +100 (only once per character)

Requirements: Enjoy life to the fullest (player)

Description: If you find it hard to express your blessing out loud, just write it on the cake.

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Jiang Mu sent it with a question mark.

【Your friend has gone offline. 】

Jiang Mu: "..."

can.

Fits the character.

He randomly grabbed an unknown passerby who had just come online.

【Brother, I have a question.】

Unknown passerby: [What happened? ]

[Do you know where to get the birthday cake item? ]

[The dungeon "Witch Candy House", level 25, the two guards at the door are a bit disgusting, the drop rate is okay, but it's very troublesome to brush it, and there is not much profit, one every five minutes on average... Mainly because this thing has a record, so everyone types it manually. ]

[Okay, thanks brother.]

Jiang Mu sent a smiling cat emoji, [I'll take you to play the game when I have time! ]

Silent, the mediocre number one in the ladder: "..."

【OK. 】

One is five minutes long, and ten are counted per hour.

Ninety-nine, that is, about ten hours...

Jiang Mu figured out the answer easily.

The face in front of the screen smiled silently.

...What a child.

He was still a somewhat clumsy little kid.

As clumsy as a snail extending its tentacles to invite you to visit its narrow shell.

I didn't even dare to say a word.

Jiang Mu thought with some amusement.

He dragged the mouse.

Carefully, drag the cake to the first place in the backpack.

[Did you lock the item? After locking, it can only be used or discarded after unlocking with the secondary password. ]

Yes.

【You have locked this item. 】

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Professor, look.

Except you.

Someone is willing to send me a cake.

NO.16 The designated protagonist Jiang Mu & illiterate poems

The cinema was still the same as I remembered it: the screen, the seats, the snacks, and the idiot sitting at the counter, nothing had changed.

Announcer: "...Next time, just keep this kind of narration in your mind, don't speak out loud."

Jiang Mu squinted and said, "Why do you care about me?"

"Hey, you're a bit grumpy today."

"Nonsense, why am I like this, don't you know what's going on?"

The announcer recalled: "In my impression, anyone who comes out of the hospital's men's department with an expression like yours is either impotent or has syphilis."

"...Can't you hope for me to be better?"

Forget it.

I originally wanted to ask the announcer why he concealed the fact that Her Royal Highness the Princess had come in.

If he answers well, he will be treated to some freshly baked pancakes.

If he doesn't answer well, he will be asked to eat the frying pan.

But Jiang Mu received a total of ninety-nine and a half cakes today, so he was in a good mood and decided not to bother with this sad thing for the time being.

The ninety-nine cakes were just delivered by the slug girl.

The other half was brought by Lu Linger early in the morning - Jiang Mu only ate half.

Jiang Mu crossed his legs: "Are there any new movies?"

“There is only one movie I haven’t seen yet.”

The announcer was flipping the tape, and the "clicking" sound was like gears meshing.

"It's the special interlude you were rewarded for after completing the last [Miracle Deal]."

"After reading the one that gives skills?"

"Correct."

"Speaking of which, there is something I have been curious about for a while." Jiang Mu said.

The announcer was still flipping through videotapes, like the owner of a cramped shop selling old movie discs.

"explain."

“Why are there so many new snacks at the counter?”

"Why ask again when you already have the answer in your heart? Just like why cry again when the tears have already flowed in your heart?"

"Oh, I didn't realize you were quite philosophical."

"Because I'm an NPC, and this fits my personality. You know, NPCs are the blacksmiths in the blacksmith shop, the pharmacists in the potion shop, the mayors who walk around the town every day in the sun, and have an affair with Aunt Mani who sells chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep."

"Mr. NPC, do you want to go out of town and take a look?" Jiang Mu asked casually.

The announcer finally stopped collecting the videotapes and glanced at the young man with a raised eyebrow.

It's like looking at a little brat, but also like looking at a past and mature disqualified lawyer.

The announcer knew that if he said he wanted to, Jiang Mu would probably laugh at him, deal with it casually, and forget about it and stuff it into the corner of his memory.

Until one day, the door of the cinema was forcibly opened by the power of a miracle deal, and then Jiang Mu would say in the same casual tone as that day, "Come on, brother will take you to see the world."

Jiang Mu is such a person, selfless and selfish, lonely and strong, never confused, able to overcome all difficulties, the male protagonist chosen by the boss, the world's favorite exchange student, and a young man who deserves the favor.

"No wonder the boss always says that a girl can't be in my position. Otherwise, if you say that, the parameters of the virtual soul will be messed up."

The announcer casually said, "No need. I signed a labor contract, not a contract to sell myself. I will leave after the work is done. I will not come even if you ask me to come."

This was the first time Jiang Mu heard that system NPCs also had a "labor contract".

He didn't understand and was just shocked.

"So when does your contract expire?"

"Don't worry about that. Have you ever worked? It's illegal to ask your colleagues about their salary, don't you know?" The announcer smiled. "Want to show a movie?"

"Come on, tell me the name of the movie."

"This movie is very interesting, it's a comedy."

The announcer took two buckets of popcorn and two large bottles of Coke from the counter, half for each of them.

"The name of the movie, let me see...Oh, The Illiterate Poetry."

The screen lights up.