After modification, enter the love game

He thinks that since you said that, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me to not owe him an extra meal?

Then the next day, I told Jiang Quhan that he would not bother me unless it was for money.

Jiang Quhan: "..."

Shaking off the beautiful memories of father and son laughing at each other, Jiang Mu found a seat and sat down at random.

The chirping of cicadas in midsummer is always boring, and the branches outside the window grow wildly, but they can never block the hot sun.

But something brighter than the sunshine was sitting right opposite Jiang Mu—that was Lu Linger’s smiling face as she looked forward to lunch.

She seemed to be like this the last time she met Jiang Mu. Whenever it was time to eat something, Lu Ling'er would always be so happy. That kind of happiness was so pure, like clouds cleansed by the summer breeze.

Jiang Mu thought for a while, took out a leather-bound notebook from his arms, and then took out his golden legendary quality fountain pen.

Lu Ling'er blinked: "What are you doing?"

She was indeed very happy at the moment, humming a song with a rising tone. Her little smiling face was particularly charming in the aroma of the ramen bone soup.

As the saying goes, the noisy sound of keyboards makes roommates snore loudly, and the faint sound of turning pages makes roommates unable to sleep all night.

So Jiang Mu teased her: "I'm preparing for the textbooks for next semester."

Lu Ling'er couldn't laugh anymore.

She looked at Jiang Mu with eyes as if she was looking at a curly dog ​​who was studying all night.

"How could you do such a thing during summer vacation?" Lu Ling'er slammed the table, angrily, "...and it's during dinner time!"

Jiang Mu inexplicably felt that her latter sentence was much more sincere than the former.

He said slowly: "Student Lu, you have to know that hard work is more important than anything else."

"Of course I know." Lu Ling'er said confidently, "So you should rest today and tomorrow!"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Wait a minute, let me sort it out.

Jiang Mu took two seconds to sort out the logic and was amazed.

He heard that a man's IQ is at its highest when there is smoke but no fire.

According to this statement, when Lu Linger's IQ was the highest, there must have been some food not served.

Jiang Mu opened his notebook and wrote as he spoke.

"No kidding... just think of it as my personal habit. I'll write something when I feel like it."

Lu Ling'er suddenly realized: "Oh, that's it."

She remembered something again, "My mom seems to be the same. She's a fashion designer. She said that when she feels like it, she'll bury her head in drawing. When she doesn't feel like it, she'll pull my dad into the bedroom. Maybe they're arguing, the noise is so loud."

Jiang Mu: "..."

If I'm not mistaken, they will not only quarrel, but may even fight. After the fight, they will compare how many clothes are left on their bodies, and there is a high probability that they will have the same amount of clothes left in the end.

Jiang Mu didn't forget what happened during the last intermission.

...Speaking of this, is there an interlude I haven't seen yet?

Jiang Mu looked at the golden legendary fountain pen in his hand thoughtfully, and his interest dropped greatly.

I'll collect a few and watch them together later, just like catching up on the drama.

The ramen was served quickly.

Jiang Mu wolfed down his bowl and put down his chopsticks.

Lu Ling'er slowly finished the remaining four bowls and put down her chopsticks together with Jiang Mu.

"Thank you for your hospitality." Jiang Mu wiped his mouth and said, "I have something else to do. I'll leave first. See you again if we're lucky."

Lu Linger looked at Jiang Mu with empty eyes.

"...Do you think I have a bad memory?"

She asked unhappily, "What's your name?"

"This is just one meal, you still owe me one."

"Then at least tell me your last name!"

Jiang Mu thought for two seconds.

"...Or, I'll go buy you two tea eggs and talk to you when I come back."

"Really? Okay, okay, thank you!"

Lu Linger let go of Jiang Mu's wrist with a smile on her face.

Jiang Mu escaped successfully.

NO.23 Posture Contest

Walking on the way home, Jiang Mu felt an inexplicable sense of guilt.

Lu Ling'er, who was only seven-tenths full, was so easy to deceive that he felt embarrassed.

Next time I'm going to lie to her, I'll do it when she's waiting for the food to be served.

But then I thought, he only said that he would go back after buying the tea eggs, but he didn't say when he would go back.

At worst, I can buy you two tea eggs next time we meet.

So Jiang Mu no longer felt guilty.

He looked at the sky. The sun was shining brightly, illuminating everything. An old man was cutting watermelon on the side of the street. The knife flashed up and down, making snapping sounds. A cool air filled the air, as if even the sight of him would be filled with a chill.

Jiang Mu walked forward without any hesitation, asked for a piece relying on his youthful appearance, said thank you politely, and left some eloquent praise as a reward, then walked away while eating as the old man said “Have another piece” to bid him farewell.

How about going to Her Royal Highness the Princess' place to use the air conditioning?

Just as he was thinking, he felt his pocket vibrate again.

Jiang Mu took out his cell phone and turned on the screen.

[No name change if you fail English]: "Father is in danger, come back as soon as you see this!"

Jiang Mu turned off the screen expressionlessly.

Then the phone vibrated again.

[No name change if you fail English]: "Godfather!"

【Enjoy life to the fullest】: "...sometimes I really wonder if you have a bug on me."

Otherwise how can I explain that I just ran out from here and you were able to send me accurate information.

Even if the triggering event is the inherent skill of "Friend A", you are going too far.

[No name change for failing English]: "Don't worry about this for now, help, help, help, this incident is very serious!"

【Life is worth a lot of money】: "What happened? Did you have a miscarriage?"

[No name change for failing English]: "...it's not that serious."

[No name change if you fail English]: "Stop talking nonsense, I'll give you a location, come here quickly."

Two seconds later, a location was sent.

Jiang Mu roughly estimated the distance, which was quite close, about half a kilometer.

【Enjoy life to the fullest】: "I'll be there in ten minutes."

Twenty minutes later, Li Hua looked at the photo sent from the other side on his mobile phone and the sentence "Do you know where I am now?" and fell into deep thought.

Damn, I forgot this guy has poor direction.

I remember one time, Li Hua went to a public toilet to solve the problem of stomach space, but found that he didn't bring any paper. He called "godfather" three times before Jiang Mu helped him buy a roll of paper from a convenience store about 300 meters away.

Half an hour later, Li Hua, whose legs were numb from squatting, could no longer bear it and sent a message: "Where are you?"

Jiang Mu replied: "Almost there."

"You said the same thing ten minutes ago!"

"That's right. I was closer to you ten minutes ago than I am now."

"..."

"Don't worry, I'll find a way."

"..."

Li Hua sent you [Voice] × 60s

Li Hua sent you [Voice] × 60s

Li Hua sent you [Voice] × 53s

Sixty seconds is the limit of speech, not his limit.

——In many ways, Jiang Mu’s sense of direction is as hopeless as Li Hua’s in the field of English.

Li Hua really couldn't understand why this guy, who could memorize 80% of the world map, could get lost in a small park for three hours.

If the hospital where Ji Suyi worked wasn't close enough to the Shennong clan's land and within the "birth point" range, Jiang Mu might not even be able to find the princess' ward.

Li Hua recalled Jiang Mu's glorious deeds and quickly started typing on the keyboard.

[No name change if you fail English]: Please stay here and I will bring you two oranges.

Jiang Mu: "..."

Otherwise, I'd better go to Her Royal Highness the Princess's place and use the air conditioning.

Three minutes later, the two met.

Jiang Mu expressed shock: "So fast."

Li Hua held the orange and looked at the itinerary recorded on Jiang Mu's phone, and was even more shocked: "How dare you pass by me three times and not notice me!?"

"...Don't worry about these trivial matters. Don't worry about how long it will be after ten minutes. Just say whether it is ten minutes later."

Jiang Mu coughed lightly: "Why did you ask me to come here, to help you deliver the baby?"

"…It's enough to just play this joke once."

After Li Hua's explanation, Jiang Mu finally understood what was going on.

A new store opened on this street, selling learning machines. The store manager was quick-witted and found a way to invite a few students to come and organize a "knowledge contest" as a gimmick. Not only was the atmosphere lively, but it was also quite popular among parents.

Parents happily brought their children over to be contestants.

The contestants were so happy that they looked like they had just been beaten by their parents.

As for Li Hua being here, it was because the store manager usually took good care of Li Hua, so the latter came to help out and join in the fun.

"So what do you want me to do?" Jiang Mu was puzzled. "I'm not interested in the first prize learning machine... Why do I need this?"

No kidding, Jiang Mu has always been excellent in intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor, and he definitely doesn't need any learning machine.

Li Hua looked around and saw that no one was looking at him, so he whispered, "Don't talk nonsense after I tell you. The learning machine in this store is a dual-purpose machine. You can jump to the game interface by entering the code, and you can even play Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Contra."

Jiang Mu suddenly felt that having a learning machine at home was not unacceptable.

"Wait, aren't you afraid of being reported?"

"Don't worry, because this part is clearly written in the English interface of the manual. No one can understand it anyway."

"..."

Jiang Mu felt that the owner of this store would definitely be able to do something big in the future.

At least we can judge a big one.

"Well, since you invited me with tears in your eyes, I will play with them out of loyalty."

"...There is definitely a big problem with your use of the idiom." Li Hua glanced at Jiang Mu, "Let me tell you the rules first. This is an indoor competition. Two people form a group. Each person has a button in front of them. After each question is asked, whoever takes the button first needs to answer immediately. If the answer is correct, one point will be added. If the answer is wrong, one point will be deducted. If you don't answer, no points will be awarded. There will be ten questions in a round, and the one with the highest score will advance."