"Isn't it forbidden to search cell phones or something?"
"As long as you search faster than others, otherwise if there is a question that no one knows, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"
"Too."
Li Hua gestured to the participants not far away, "It's just a small event. The weather is so hot, and it will be over in three or four rounds. Let's join in the fun. The first prize is a learning machine. It's that simple."
Jiang Mu asked: "What's the reward for second place?"
"A thermos cup as a reward."
"...Isn't the gap in rewards a bit too big?"
"It's just a small business, you know." Li Hua chuckled, "Besides, why pay attention to the second place? If you, Young Master Jiang, show up, won't everything be lost?"
Jiang Mu felt that Li Hua's use of idioms also had big problems.
He said, "Okay... Then we'll be a team. You and I, son and father, together, we'll be able to defeat each other."
"Unfortunately, that's not possible." Li Hua refused.
Jiang Mu raised his eyebrows: "Why, the question bank is full of English questions?"
Are you finally realizing that you were spat on by the Statue of Liberty herself?
"…I feel like you're thinking of something very rude, but I can't participate."
Li Hua puffed out his chest: "Because, please call me referee!"
"Tsk, it's the same even without you, watch me sweep the entire field alone."
Jiang Mu showed strong self-confidence.
He smiled confidently: "You are an insider, can you reveal the questions?"
"No, get out."
"Tsk."
"But you don't have to worry. I'm the referee. I've seen the list of contestants and I have a good candidate for a teammate." Li Hua nodded in a certain direction.
"Here she comes."
Jiang Mu looked in that direction and saw a girl like a black swan swimming along the light and shadow.
Ella Stuart.
"..."
Jiang Mu believes that Li Hua's motive for asking him to participate in the competition is definitely impure.
NO.24 Jiang Mu: I kill indiscriminately!
Ella saw Jiang Mu from a distance.
Jiang Mu stared at Li Hua with a bad look on his face.
Li Hua raised his head and looked at the sky silently.
"ah."
The black swan came running over, flapping its wings and waving in surprise: "Hello, hello, you are here too!"
She was still dressed the same way, with black boots and a black skirt that was one size smaller, with her golden hair loose. She was as tall as a beautiful blooming black rose, but so gentle that even her thorns were reluctant to grow.
Ella glanced at Jiang Mu, then at Li Hua, her eyelashes fluttering.
"You guys want to form a team?" She said helplessly, "It's over. I was so confident before, but now I'm doomed."
Ella thinks that she is at most a hard-working student, the type who can get high scores if she studies hard.
But there were two idle but naturally talented guys in front of her.
Jiang Mu turned his head silently and asked Li Hua with his eyes: "Why do I feel like she is very familiar with me?"
Didn’t we just meet once?
Li Hua said, "You must not have paid attention to the ranking of grades in school."
Jiang Mu continued to signal with his eyes: "Nonsense, I'm number one and you're in the top ten, why should I look at that thing."
Li Hua spread his hands: "Here, this is the second one."
Jiang Mu understood immediately.
If he himself took second place, and the first place was a genius whose points were almost all deducted on the paper, and the one below him was a lunatic who got zero points in English but ranked only below him in the total score, he would have to pay special attention to who these two monsters were...
It seems that the last time was indeed a "first encounter", but it was definitely not the first time Ella knew "Jiang Mu" and "Li Hua".
It's just that I've never seen it formally before, so I can't recognize it.
Ella looked at the two people who were having an encrypted conversation and blinked.
Her expression was confused, as if she had just downloaded a game with unhealthy content, but when she opened it she found that it was not translated into Chinese.
Do you guys usually talk like this?
Can you teach me too?
"hello?"
She repeated tentatively.
"Hi." Jiang Mu replied.
"What's your name?" Li Hua immediately followed up.
The two of them turned their heads and looked at Li Hua silently.
"...Don't be like that, I only know this part of English." Li Hua covered his face, "Please, give me some face, someone can help me finish the sentence."
Jiang Mu was a good brother after all, so he cooperated and said something in English.
"fuck you!"
Li Hua replied happily: "Yes, thank you!"
Ella: "..."
Is this how boys get along with each other?
I feel like I learned a lot of useless knowledge.
Li Hua, who had successfully spoken English for the first time in his life (he thought), was in a very good mood. He stepped forward and said to Ella, "I have some sad news for you."
"uh-huh?"
"We're not forming a team. He's the only one participating in the competition." Li Hua pointed at Jiang Mu with his thumb, then turned to himself.
“I’m the referee.”
Ella couldn't suppress the regret on her face.
The atmosphere was so tense that Jiang Mu could only extend his hand: "Student Ella, are you willing to team up with me?"
Ella smiled and held out her hand: "Of course I do!"
She held Jiang Mu's hand but did not let go immediately. Instead, she blinked her eyes and smiled like a flower.
The sunlight fell on that face like a black rose spreading its petals.
"Depend on you," she said. "I want to earn a game console for free."
Jiang Mu thought, it's no secret that this thing can be turned into a game console...
He said modestly: "I kill randomly."
"Hello, dear audience friends, neighbors, sisters, ladies and... um, that... fellow villagers! Welcome to the first Da Wang Ba You... Learning Machine Knowledge Quiz with Prizes. I am the host, Li Hua."
"Let us first thank the sponsor of this prize, Mr. Ma, for the Dawangba learning machine, which makes your learning as easy as playing games!"
"Without further ado, let us introduce the rules of this event."
Li Hua stood in the middle of the venue and introduced the rules in a very polite manner.
"But as the saying goes, seeing is believing, so I will personally demonstrate the process."
He walked up to Jiang Mu and asked, "Please listen to the question - What are the four great happy events in Chinese folk life?"
Li Hua said as he pressed the button, "Then I'm going to start answering. The four great joyous events in China are: meeting an old friend in a foreign land!"
"Love rival." Jiang Mu added casually.
“After a long drought, a downpour of rain!”
"One drop."
"When you pass the imperial examination!"
“Same name.”
"Wedding night!"
"next door."
Li Hua glared at Jiang Mu.
Jiang Mu looked up at the sky.
Manager Ma looked confused.
He didn't remember arranging a crosstalk segment.
Ella was having a hard time keeping a straight face.
"Okay, that was just a demonstration."
Li Hua glared at Jiang Mu fiercely, "Now, the competition officially begins. Please listen to the first question - use [flowery words] to play four idioms in a row!"
Jiang Mu took the photo calmly.
"Shocking words, huge crowds, endless seas, endless innocence, really idiotic."
"Is there one more?" Ella whispered.
"Not much. The last one was scolding the host." Jiang Mu said in a low voice just loud enough for the whole audience to hear.
Li Hua: "...The chain is successful, and you get one point."
"Second question, who is the author of the work "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?"
Jiang Mu took the photo calmly again.
He said, "It's not you anyway."
Li Hua: "Humph, wrong answer, one point deducted..."
"Did I answer wrong?" Jiang Mu raised his eyebrows, "Did you really write it?"
"Nonsense, of course it's not me!" Li Hua said, "But this question requires you to say the correct answer..."
"You should have said it earlier, Luo Guanzhong."
"..."
Li Hua silently covered his chest.
How to solve this situation? Is it right or wrong?
Ella's breathing began to become heavy and her cherry lips turned pale.
Li Hua turned his head and looked at Manager Ma.
Manager Ma is worthy of being the store manager. He is reliable at critical moments.
He took the lead in standing up and applauding: "Okay, one more!"
“Yes, yes, yes, one more!” the audience responded enthusiastically.
Li Hua: "..."
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