After modification, enter the love game

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...No, isn't the phrase "one more" suitable for a "knowledge quiz" setting?

Regardless of whether it is appropriate or not, Li Hua has to keep coming.

"For the third question, please use [Seemingly true] to answer five questions..."

Jiang Mu took another quick shot.

Li Hua was furious: "You rushed to answer the question after you finished listening to it?"

Jiang Mu said calmly, "I have extravagant wishes, and I have tried every possible means to grant you a favor beyond the law. Your kindness is as heavy as a mountain, and you will reach the end of your rope."

"Oh." Li Hua sneered, "Unfortunately, this question requires 50 consecutive replies! Our No. 1 contestant only received five, and the consecutive replies failed..."

"Don't be in a hurry, can't you take a breath?" Jiang Mu was calm.

"You can breathe as much as you want. The time limit is twenty seconds anyway."

Li Hua didn't believe that the guy's thinking could be so fast that he could think of fifty words in twenty seconds.

"That's easy." Jiang Mu said, "Do your best and do whatever you want. The rest can be omitted. Not to mention fifty, we can take five hundred thousand."

Li Hua: "..."

Ella covered her face with her hands and trembled.

NO.25 An artist that only appears once in a thousand years

Before participating in this competition, Ella had anticipated many situations and prepared to face many difficulties.

But she never thought that the biggest and only difficulty of this competition was not to laugh too loudly.

"Please name a place where you work and cannot leave at will."

"grave."

"…Please name another job that requires traveling around the country."

"the wanted."

Li Hua angrily slammed the table: "Is this a serious job?"

Jiang Mu said confidently: "Just tell me whether you want to travel around the country or not."

Li Hua thought to himself, what nonsense! It’s not just a trip across the country.

If circumstances permit, we will have to take the international trade route.

Some passers-by saw the roar in the store and came over out of curiosity.

"Hey, brother, what are you doing here?"

"I don't know. I just got here too. It sounds like a crosstalk performance."

An enthusiastic person in the front row turned his head and said with the enthusiasm of an older brother from Northeast China: "Yes, yes, it's crosstalk. The theme is a knowledge contest. Emma is so talented..."

Li Hua glanced to the side and saw the enthusiastic store manager Ma enthusiastically explaining science to the new visitors, and he felt very upset.

Very good, it seems that the possibility of the event organizer and sponsor coming to stop it is not only very small, but it can only be said to be a zero overflow event.

This is not the first time Li Hua has participated in such an event, but this is the first time he has competed against Jiang Mu.

Because in previous similar events, he and Jiang Mu would team up to torture the host.

As a result, the situation has changed and he is now the one being tortured.

Jiang Mu was conscientious in his duties and kept torturing the host.

Damn it, these fixed questions limit my performance.

Wait, Li Hua realized that it seemed unnecessary for him to follow the topic written on the cardboard.

Who stipulated that crosstalk performances cannot be performed without a script?

He decisively put down the cardboard in his hand and said, "Please use mathematical methods to prove that 'any integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of three prime numbers'."

Ella's eyes widened.

Hey! Isn't this the Goldbach conjecture?

Jiang Mu turned his head decisively: "I report that the host maliciously tampered with the question."

"The report is effective." The enthusiastic store manager Ma said, "Xiao Li, wasn't our previous topic pretty good? Just read it according to that!"

Li Hua: "..."

He couldn't help but admire Jiang Mu's wit and said, "Jiang Mu, damn it!"

At this point, Li Hua could only stare with dead eyes and recite the questions with gritted teeth.

"There is a flower with hairy stems. It's called poppy. What is the one without hair called?"

Jiang Mu pressed the button in seconds: "110."

"Wrong! The correct answer is poppy! Contestant number one..."

Jiang Mu looked sideways: "You're deducting points from me? If you run into someone like this, would you dare not call 110?"

Li Hua sneered confidently: "I dare not!"

Ella: "..."

Why can this person say such cowardly words with such a confident expression?

"Please point out the role of tobacco cultivation in a macro sense."

"People who smoke pay more taxes, die earlier, and save their pensions for others."

A small number of onlookers silently put out their cigarettes.

"Please point out the harmful effects of staying up late from a medical perspective."

“Preventing some diseases of old age.”

Li Hua: "...would you like to listen to what you are saying?"

"Because staying up too late can prevent you from living to old age."

"..."

It makes a lot of sense!

Manager Ma became more and more satisfied.

This crosstalk is quite educational.

"Last question, who is the person who is hailed as an artist who appears once in a thousand years?"

Jiang Mu patted Ella's head casually - mainly because the girl was laughing so hard that she squatted on the ground.

"You come."

Ella didn't react at all: "Eh, me?"

"Give you a sense of participation." Jiang Mu said, "Otherwise, you won a learning machine without doing anything, wouldn't it be boring?"

Ella thought to herself, if this is boring, then I beg God to give me a boring life.

She stood up and thought for two seconds: "The answer is Song Huizong Zhao Ji."

Wei Dun: "The most unlucky emperor and the greatest artist should only appear once in a thousand years, right?"

Li Hua's eyes were filled with tears.

He couldn't wait to congratulate the only correct and serious answer in the audience:

"Congratulations, answer..."

"Wrong answer!" Jiang Mu replied.

"Eh?"

Ella blinked her eyes in panic.

She subconsciously doubted herself: That's right, whether from the perspective of artistic achievement or status, this answer is correct.

Ella asked: "This, this, isn't it? What is the correct answer?"

Li Hua also asked: "Yes, what is the correct answer?"

"The correct answer is Hitler." Jiang Mu said.

"…Is he a real artist?" Li Hua could no longer bear it. "Besides, he failed the art exam!"

"Don't worry about whether you failed the exam or not, just tell me whether it's a once-in-a-millennium event!"

Applause thundered.

Twenty minutes later, Manager Ma looked at the bustling shop with a smile on his face.

"Not bad, not bad, you did a good job." He patted Li Hua's shoulder vigorously, "Xiao Li, you are not only very creative, but also very talented in acting!"

He praised: "Especially that expression of collapse, Emma, it's so real, I thought you really collapsed!"

Li Hua: "..."

Thank you, thank you, please don't say anymore, please don't say anymore.

A certain Miss Black Swan was shaking with laughter.

So Jiang Mu and the other two got the Da Wangba learning machine as they wished.

In the words of store manager Ma, "Although the process was unexpected, the result was good." He then waved his hand and gave one to each person.

"Wow, what a generous uncle." Ella exclaimed softly while holding a learning machine.

"From the accent, he seems to be from the Northeast. That's the way it is over there." Jiang Mu also whispered, "I've seen two guys from the Northeast rear-end each other's cars before. They got out of the car with their shirts off."

"…Are you going to fight?"

"That's not the case. Big Brother One looked at the back of the car and said nothing happened. Big Brother Two looked at the front of the car and also said nothing happened. So the two of them said, forget it? Forget it, let's go have a drink together, brothers. Let's go."

Ella was a very curious girl: "And then what?"

"Then the two men started fighting over who was paying the bill."

"..."

Li Hua came over with a resentful look on his face: "I'm kind enough to introduce you to something good, and this is how you treat me?"

"Indeed, I went too far." Jiang Mu reflected deeply on himself, "Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs."

Li Hua didn't feel any remorse from Jiang Mu at all.

So he turned his head and looked at Ella: "Classmate Zhang Cuihua."

Ella silently lowered her head and looked at the learning machine in her hand.

Can this thing kill this guy in one shot?

Jiang Mu quickly stepped forward to smooth things over. "We are no longer strangers to each other. Just call me by my name, right, [Ella]?"

He tried hard to hint to Li Hua.

Li Hua thought about it and changed his words: "Classmate Cuihua..."