After modification, enter the love game

Jiang Mu believed that the two of them were friends for life and death, and they would never kill each other.

So he called Li Hua and said, "Tell me what you want to do!"

Li Hua was shocked: "How did you know that I sent sugarcane to Uncle Jiang?"

"…Why are you sending sugarcane to my house?" Jiang Mu wondered.

"Oh, Uncle Jiang and my family told me that you've been naughty again recently," Li Hua said, "so I bought a bag of sugar cane. If you behave, I'll give it to you to take internally. If you don't, I'll give it to you to use externally."

"..."

Jiang Mu felt that they were friends for life and death, and they were loyal to each other.

And now is the time for fratricide.

"Come out for a while, something's up."

"What?" Li Hua asked, "I'm cooking."

"I remember that the food you cooked made even dogs shake their heads, didn't it?" Jiang Mu said, "It seems that only you can eat it."

"...Don't say that. At least give me some confidence." Li Hua was furious. "Is it not possible for me to practice if I do poorly?"

Jiang Mu felt that it was rare for his good brother to be so perseverant and he should be encouraged.

So he said, "Come on, cooking is actually a very philosophical thing. You prepare the ingredients carefully, mix them meticulously, fry, stir-fry, stew, and cook them. You put in all your efforts, and in the end you make a pile of shit. Do you feel that this process is very similar to your life?"

Li Hua: "..."

Thanks brother, it's very immersive, don't say more.

"Okay, I'll be there soon." Li Hua cursed and turned off the fire, "Send me the location."

"Don't worry." Jiang Mu said, "Please bring me some things when you come, otherwise something might happen to me."

"You've been a scourge for a thousand years, what else can happen? A wife is sentenced to prison?"

"Hospitalized."

There was a sudden silence on the other end of the line.

"What are you going to prepare?" Li Hua spoke quickly. "Type, quantity, brand, where to deliver, is there a time limit, do you need to call someone, is the business expertise to cause injury or death? Do I need to go through legal procedures? And you just stand there and don't move. I promise to take care of all the above within half an hour."

He skipped the step of "what happened" and took a few big steps to the step of "how much bail should be paid".

"...It doesn't have to be so complete." Jiang Mu said.

He really felt that Li Hua was sometimes quite weird.

How did you manage to make so many foreign connections when you couldn't even memorize all 26 English letters?

You can't rely on others to write English letters for you.

"'Need not'?"

Li Hua keenly noticed Jiang Mu's hint.

He rubbed his brows and said, "That is to say, you are now in a 'dangerous situation'. This situation is within your expectations and the danger is not particularly great... at least not so great that it will affect me who is by your side."

"But at the same time, you are also subject to some kind of 'restriction' and cannot be too fully prepared... Is that what you mean?"

Jiang Mu praised him greatly: "Yes, no one knows a father better than his son."

"...I don't want to bother with you. Wait, I'll be right there."

The phone hangs up.

At the same time... Jiang Mu found a corner and stood there.

[Do you want to use the skill "Miracle Trade"? ]

Yes.

【Please tell me the "miracle" you want to achieve. 】

"Let Ji Suyi of the Xuanyuan clan and the Ji surname recover."

[Searching for relevant plot lines...Search completed, relevant characters found, this miracle is possible.]

[Warning! If the transaction fails, you will lose this skill permanently! Do you confirm this transaction? ]

"You're banning me if I can't even beat you with cheats, right? That's pretty strict." Jiang Mu said to himself, "Confirm the transaction."

[Miracle recording...]

[After the entry is completed and this transaction is completed, the "miracle" will be realized in a reasonable way. This result may require additional actions by the skill user, so please pay attention to the message reminder. ]

[Transaction search in progress... Searching for upcoming plot lines related to the user...]

“…quite smart.”

Jiang Mu said this and looked around.

Ok?

This place looks familiar...

……I see.

Jiang Mu suddenly laughed, an extremely evil laugh.

So he spoke to the air in front of him.

"Hello, Jiang Mu."

Lift your face and smile.

"It's the first time we met... well, it's not really the first time we met. After all, we see each other every morning and evening."

"Well, see you again then."

"Hello, Jiang Mu. My name is Jiang Mu. My surname is Jiang, which means like the spring breeze."

"Your first words were... 'What's going on?'."

ten minutes later.

[Search completed, the equivalent "miracle" has been retrieved. ]

[Requirement: Protect "Lü Long'er" from dying from blood loss. ]

NO.37 Don’t be nervous, we are here to rob!

Santianliangjue, a non-famous up-loader and famous master of shit, piss and fart art, once proposed a theory.

There are two paths to the perfect crime.

First, careful planning, precise execution, and proper follow-up.

In addition, before committing a crime, remember to stay away from the combination of "a middle-aged man who is addicted to alcohol and gambling, a high school girl with ferocious horns, and a little kid wearing plain glasses and a bow tie", and never try to get close to them.

Second, do it first.

In fact, the most difficult cases in the world are not the thrilling suspense cases written by detective novelists.

Especially those that are into "art", such as "making people into angels and hanging them up" and "using the throat as a musical string".

No matter what field you are in, playing with art means it is time-consuming, laborious and costly. Every time these three words appear, the risk factor increases sharply and the success rate drops sharply.

The criminals go unpunished because it is "plot necessary" and for the readers' reading experience.

But reality doesn't need any plot, let alone any ups and downs. At least in China, let alone using other people's blood to paint, if you dare to waste a few more minutes, you can't control the decibel of your song "Tears Behind Bars".

And in contrast to that.

Hit-and-run incidents, armed robbery at night, pickpocketing in public places, these seem to be very "low" incidents.

As long as you disguise yourself well, choose the right target, and screen the location, you can escape thousands of miles away after you succeed and never commit the crime again.

Even if Sherlock Holmes and Kudo Shinichi were tied together to solve the case, they would never be able to find it.

Without going into details, let me take myself, who is writing this paragraph, as an example. I once lost a mobile phone worth more than 8,000 yuan in a public place. I located it late at night and found that the phone had been buried at the bottom of the river along with more than 30g of resources. I was extremely sad and helpless...

Lao Zhang is a robbery master who is good at using the above theory.

Lao Zhang, 42 years old, has no name, anyway, he has never used his ID card; no fixed residence, because he has to move to another place immediately after committing a crime; no gang, because his former teammates have all been in prison and have not yet come out; no hair, because his father's hair fell out when he was his age...

Lao Zhang has his own unique theory and practice of robbery.

The first is location selection: he will only grab small and medium-sized stores, such as restaurants and supermarkets, because these two types of stores usually have high turnover.

Especially for restaurants, not only do they have high turnover, but they also only have customers during specific time periods. There are people eating at three or four in the afternoon, but definitely not that many.

This prevented him from being attacked by enthusiastic crowds on the spot.

The second is the weapon: he has a "gun".

The reason for putting it in quotation marks is that this gun is not only homemade, but also has a simple appearance and almost no lethality. It can only make a noise. The principle is similar to that of a firecracker.

Lao Zhang did this on purpose.

On the one hand, due to China's special national conditions, if you use a real, extremely realistic gun to rob someone, the first reaction of the other party is likely not fear, but suspicion.

On the contrary, if you take this kind of ugly-looking but loud-acting "earth gun", and "bang" it at the ceiling as soon as you enter the store, intimidating everyone powerfully, things will go much more smoothly.

As for the other side...it's still the special national conditions. The police force required to respond to armed robbery and robbery with a gun is completely different.

"Armed robbers are at large" and "robbers armed with firecrackers flee in a panic" are not the same concept.

Be cautious, quick, strictly control time, quit when you are ahead, contain the situation, don't do unnecessary things, and try not to escalate things.

Relying on this set of principles, in an era when cameras were not yet widely used, Lao Zhang succeeded several times and has remained at large ever since.

It was early August, 8:30 in the morning.

Lao Zhang was carrying a guitar bag, covering his head with a sun-protective jacket, wearing a disposable mask on his chin, and wearing a pair of huge sunglasses on his face. He found a shady place and ate a vegetarian bun in his hand.

His outfit is very common in midsummer. Although it mostly appears on women, it doesn't mean that men can't wear it.

What if she also has a heart that loves beauty?

Generally speaking, Lao Zhang doesn't like to eat before "working". On the one hand, when a person is slightly hungry, his mind is very clear, and he will be more relaxed after eating.

On the other hand, medical common sense tells us that running within half an hour after a meal is likely to cause stomach cramps...

The difference between robbery and marathon is that in the latter, if you stop halfway, a professional team will enthusiastically come to you and considerately put a white towel on you.

If you stop in the middle of the former, a more professional team will rush over to you more enthusiastically and put on white handcuffs for you more considerately...

As for why Lao Zhang ate today... it was also very simple. He felt a little hypoglycemic on his way to "work".

It seems that today is a "bad luck" day.

Lao Zhang thought to himself as he looked at the "workplace" opposite.

This is a small supermarket, covering an area of ​​about 100 to 200 square meters. There is no second floor and no partition walls. Just standing in front of the door, you can see everything in the store.

What's even better is that since supermarkets need to keep the air conditioning on in the summer, in order to prevent the cold air from leaking, as soon as customers enter the supermarket, the doors will automatically close, and the sound insulation effect is also quite good.

From eight to nine in the morning, this is the time when the supermarket has the least traffic. At this time, the only people in the supermarket are frail old men and women who come to pick out fresh vegetables and meat.

Needless to say, this time was also deliberately chosen by Lao Zhang...

He finished the vegetarian bun in his hand slowly, then threw a piece of rock candy into his mouth, chewed it into pieces, and swallowed it.

Afterwards, Lao Zhang pulled up his mask to cover the lower half of his face, walked out of the camera's blind spot, and strode into the supermarket.

The moment he entered the door, Lao Zhang took out an ugly homemade "firecracker" from his backpack and fired it at the ceiling.

"boom!"

"Everyone... squat!"

After he yelled this, he immediately pointed a gun at the cashier and said, "Robbery."

Lao Zhang counted the seconds in his heart, and spoke calmly but quickly: "Now, immediately put as much money as possible from the counter into this backpack."

"I'm not stealing your personal money, so it's best not to resist."