After modification, enter the love game

"This gun is crudely made. I can't guarantee it won't go off accidentally."

"My accomplices are waiting outside the door. If anyone dares to run out, I can't guarantee that they won't be hurt. Believe me, the loss to your store will definitely be greater than the money we might steal."

Of course Lao Zhang has no accomplices, this sentence is just a threat.

His accomplices are still singing Tears Behind Bars.

As expected, the cashier did not dare to resist. She opened the counter tremblingly with an expression as if she was about to cry.

well.

Everything is planned.

Just as Lao Zhang was thinking this, the next moment, the supermarket door was suddenly opened.

But then two men, with their heads covered with socks and whose ages could not be determined from their figures, strode in.

When they saw what happened at the counter, they shouted righteously.

"Everyone... get down immediately!"

"Don't be nervous, we are here to rob!!!"

Lao Zhang:?

NO.38 “What are the advantages of forensic medicine?” “No medical disputes”

What are the benefits of being a forensic scientist?

There are usually no medical disputes and clients are emotionally stable.

What about being a robber?

There is usually no competition from peers, and customer sentiment is forced to remain stable.

Lao Zhang has been in the industry for many years. He researches work locations, deeply understands user experience, follows up on advanced industry experience, retains individual characteristics, and flexibly moves into development areas.

He had heard of restaurants, hotels, and even nightclubs stealing business.

But Lao Zhang never thought that even robbing a store could lead to stealing business.

Are people entering the industry so young these days?

Do your parents know that you are so successful?

No matter what he thought in his heart, Lao Zhang immediately expressed his friendliness as an old employee to the two young employees.

He turned the muzzle of the gun, adjusting it to the point where it could hit either of them at any time, and his voice was as low as a nightclub bouncer.

"Get down."

Although the thinking time was short, Lao Zhang had thought deeply about this move.

The words he just used to threaten the cashier were a set phrase he had used for many years.

No matter what your profession is, as long as you need to communicate with people frequently, you will more or less have a set of commonly used words.

Like "Comrade, please correct your words" or "Yes, that's it, it feels so good".

Because it is easy to use and often used, Lao Zhang has plenty of time to observe the situation in the store while memorizing the words.

As he expected, at this time, except for the cashier and a ten-year-old girl huddled in the corner, no one in the store was under fifty years old.

In this situation...compared to these people, the two men who suddenly broke in from outside the door, who sounded to be between 12 and 18 years old, energetic and strong, were obviously more threatening.

As long as these two people are under control, it is a good choice whether they leave after completing the goal or let the two scapegoats tie down the police force after an emergency occurs.

"Ha!" One of the robbers laughed wildly, "Who are you trying to scare with a fake gun? Are you a stinking outsider coming to the capital to beg for food?"

Lao Zhang: "..."

He has been in Beijing for some time, doing some shopping and communicating with some people.

He never thought that the first regional discrimination he experienced since coming to the capital would be during a robbery.

With a rather complicated expression, Lao Zhang spent two seconds fiddling with the homemade gun in his hand. While looking at the two of them, he pointed the gun at the ceiling. After a "bang", he pointed the gun at the two of them again.

"This is the last warning." He said calmly, "Lie down."

The silent robber No. 2 knelt down on the spot...

He dropped the knife in his hand in a panic, then crawled towards the shelf, curled up like a slug, and didn't dare to fart.

On the contrary, the robber number one who had spoken so arrogantly just now was quite tough.

He said with the contempt of a local: "Brother, let's talk nicely. If you have anything to say, just give me your instructions."

Then he firmly put down the knife in his hand.

He raised his hands and gave the iron-blooded French military salute.

Lao Zhang: "..."

These two juniors have great potential.

Cashier: “…”

She didn't really want to talk, she just wanted to cry.

Lao Zhang was speechless for about three seconds, then ordered:

"You, turn around and look outside the door. Call me if anything happens."

After a slight pause, he threatened: "Don't even think about running away. Believe me, you can't be faster than a bullet."

After saying that, he kept the gun still, turned his head and looked at robber number two.

"You...huh?"

What about people?

Old Zhang's heart was filled with alarm.

He immediately looked for Robber No. 2, the only person in the store who might pose a threat to him.

Then... he saw the other person shivering and hiding behind a teddy bear.

When he saw Lao Zhang looking at him, he smiled awkwardly but politely.

Lao Zhang: "..."

He felt that the alarm bells in his heart were ringing in vain.

"…Forget it, just squat there and don't move."

Lao Zhang felt like he had really seen a ghost.

He had been a robber for so many years, and he never dreamed that one day he would have thoughts like "the new colleagues are completely useless" and "the young generations are getting worse than the previous ones".

Putting this weird thought out of his mind, Lao Zhang looked at the cashier again.

"Go on, you..."

Before he could finish his words, he heard Robber No. 1 at the door shouting.

"Brother, something's happening!"

Lao Zhang immediately tensed his muscles and prepared to flee: "Speak."

"There's a dog scratching at the door!"

Lao Zhang: "..."

Cashier: “It’s my Tutu!”

Lao Zhang: "..."

"...get it out."

Lao Zhang gave the cashier a stern look and warned him. Then he said to Robber No. 1, "The situation I'm talking about is that the police are coming. Do you understand?"

"Oh."

Robber No. 1 had an expression on his face as if he was learning from advanced experience.

Half a minute later, he shouted again: "Brother, something's wrong!"

Wei Dun: "The police are coming!"

Old Zhang was shocked.

Impossible! I just used a disposable phone card to call the police a few days ago. Even if someone called the police immediately, it would take at least five minutes for them to arrive!

Then he heard Robber No. 1 say, "The police are coming on a motorcycle! He's outside the door! He...oh, he's a traffic policeman, just passing by."

Lao Zhang: "..."

Traffic police, what the hell are you yelling about? !

What happened to you riding your bike in the wrong direction?

If this gun wasn't so powerful, Lao Zhang really wanted to kill this idiot on the spot.

No wonder you have fallen into robbery... With your IQ, you can basically say goodbye to riding bicycles!

"Shut up!" Lao Zhang said viciously.

Robber No. 1 said cautiously: "I don't need to keep watch?"

"… Never mind, let's continue."

Lao Zhang just couldn't believe that in this shabby place, there would be two traffic police passing by within five minutes.

So… twenty seconds later, he heard Robber No. 1’s shout again.

"Brother, something's wrong!"

Old Zhang looked over with a look of despair:

"Traffic police?"

"It's the police! There are a lot of people! They're here!"

Old Zhang was horrified, and cold sweat instantly covered his back.

Without even looking at it, he immediately picked up the backpack that didn't have much money in it, and at the same time shouted at the robber at the door: "Get out of the way!"

Robber No. 1 was very obedient.

He remembered Lao Zhang's order to "report if there is anything" and shouted loudly, refusing to give an inch.

"Brother, something's happening!"

Get lost, I don’t want a little brother like you!

Of course I know something is going on. If something is going on, why don’t you get out of the way?!

Then, Lao Zhang saw... the stupid robber No. 1 took off his hood, revealing a face that looked too young, and for some reason, it looked like he didn't speak English well.

Li Hua smiled and said, "There is indeed something going on."

At the same time, another voice came from behind Lao Zhang.

"Yes, there is indeed a situation."

The next moment... a climbing rope silently passed over Lao Zhang's head and stopped at his neck.

Hold it tightly!

NO.39 Stay out of Friend A’s business

Half an hour ago.

Li Hua rushed to the scene and found someone facing the wall, not knowing what he was doing.

The former greeted enthusiastically: "Are you planning to find a suitable angle to crash into someone and kill yourself?"

Jiang Mu turned around and said, "Why do you seem to be so resentful?"