After modification, enter the love game

"Nonsense, I ran six streets, went to five stores, turned four corners, was nearly hit by three trucks, and missed two romantic opportunities, just to help a little bastard like you."

"... Let's put everything else aside, what's the situation with the two romantic encounters?"

Li Hua glanced sideways: "I see you're not in a hurry, huh?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Jiang Mu was very excited, "Tell me in detail."

"Look, you asked me to buy something. There's a milk tea shop next to the supermarket. They're having a promotion today. They say the first cup of milk tea in the summer is half price for the second cup... You know, I always hate this kind of promotional words."

Jiang Mu nodded: "Yes, your comment is 'If this thing is so worth celebrating, why didn't Hiroshima cheer for the first nuclear bomb of the summer, and even gave the second one away for free'."

Li Hua said: "When I passed by, I happened to see a girl staring at the sign in a daze. When she saw me passing by, she begged me if I could buy two cups with her. We could each have one cup, which would be equivalent to a 30% discount."

"Okay, that's how fate works... Wait, you ruthlessly refused?"

"I did refuse, and my tone was very tactful, okay?"

Li Hua was dissatisfied. "I told her that only she would worry about the half-price for the second cup. I can finish both cups."

"..."

Jiang Mu felt that Li Hua had some misunderstanding about the word "euphemism".

"What about the second one?"

"The second incident was when I met a girl holding a microphone and interviewing people. She might be from a news agency... Anyway, I was drafted. She asked me whether I preferred smart girls or pretty girls."

"You still refuse?"

Jiang Mu felt quite relieved that "his son has grown up and knows how to be filial to his father."

Li Hua acted very righteous: "Of course not, that girl is so pretty."

Jiang Mu felt that it was too early for him to feel relieved.

"So how did you answer that?"

Jiang Mu thought, if he was Li Hua, he might have said, "I don't like them enough. I like girls who are both pretty and smart, like you."

Li Hua said: "I said, I don't like smart or pretty girls. I prefer people like you."

Jiang Mu: "..."

"In the end, she just turned around and left!" Li Hua was grief-stricken. "I wanted to ask where she was from!"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Nonsense, you have such low EQ and act like a hooligan. You're being magnanimous by not beating someone before they leave.

"Don't talk about sad things."

Li Hua waved his hand, "So, what do you mean by you might be hospitalized?"

After a slight pause, "Uncle Jiang is going to give you the sugar cane I sent over for external use?"

"...I'll settle the sugarcane issue with you later." Jiang Mu glanced at him, "The next step is to find you."

"Find?"

"Well, have you ever played a Japanese RPG (role-playing game)? You are a brave hero, and your ultimate goal is to defeat the devil. But on the way to defeating the devil, you have to trigger various events, such as the Zhang family's long hair, the Li family's short hair, and the Wang family's wife's shamelessness. What we are looking for is the kind of person with an exclamation mark over his head, so that the plot can continue."

Li Hua suddenly realized: "I understand. Only by secretly photographing the wife's privacy can we threaten her."

Jiang Mu thought that there was definitely something wrong with the game Li Hua was talking about.

"But the problem is, this is reality, not RPG." Li Hua scratched his head.

"Where can we find villagers with glitter on their heads?"

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"Fuck, there are actually people who can have light on their heads."

Li Hua looked at the figure across the street in shock.

It's not like he hasn't seen bald heads before, but this is the first time he's seen such a bright bald head even through the hood.

Jiang Mu didn't say anything.

He narrowed his eyes, looked at the man for a while, and frowned: "That man is not normal."

"That's right. Even a blind person can tell that he is abnormal." Li Hua said, "A normal person's forehead is not that bright."

"...It's not this abnormal." Jiang Mu said, "What's in his guitar bag is definitely not a guitar... Guns? Machetes? Baseball bats?"

Li Hua took a look and said casually, "It's a homemade gun. I don't know if it has any killing power."

Jiang Mu looked at Li Hua as if he was looking at an alien.

"Who are you? Where did you kidnap my adopted son?"

"...Don't take advantage of me. Just treat it as if I was just researching this." Li Hua waved his hand, "Don't meddle in Friend A's affairs."

Jiang Mu didn't investigate further. He looked at the surroundings with a thoughtful look on his face.

"He's holding a homemade gun and is so covered up, he's definitely not here to set off fireworks...Robbery? Whose house?"

Three seconds later, he added, "I see... the supermarket across the street?

It really is a good place to rob. It's just after eight in the morning. At this time, the only people who come here are old ladies and housewives. The supermarket only has one floor. This kind of supermarket probably won't have partition walls or even security guards... That's it."

Li Hua looked at Jiang Mu as if he was looking at an alien.

"Who are you? Where did you kidnap my adopted son?"

Jiang Mu smiled and said, "Just think of me as a lawyer in my previous life who dealt with criminals."

After a slight pause, he said, "Don't worry too much about the protagonist's affairs."

"...Okay, as long as you are happy." Li Hua said, "In that case, why don't you go over and 'KO' him?"

No one knows the physical fitness of this beast Jiang Mu better than Li Hua.

Because every time the two of them got into trouble, this thief Sun ran faster than him...

"Do you know he has accomplices? Do you know that guns can kill people?" Jiang Mu shrugged. "Besides, if we go over there now, it's neither a heroic act nor self-defense. If he denies it, we might even be charged with provoking disturbances."

Li Hua thought for a moment and said, "But we seem to be minors."

Jiang Mu: "..."

He thought Li Hua had a talent for being a defendant.

The two thought about it for about half a minute, and Jiang Mu suddenly asked: "Do you believe me?"

"Of course, I definitely don't believe it."

“…I think you can trust it a little.”

"Yeah, last time I was eating snacks in class, you said the teacher was coming, I believed you and stopped immediately, only to find you were framing me. The second time you said the teacher was coming, I stopped again, only to find you were framing me again."

"I didn't frame you the third time," Jiang Mu said. "The teacher did come the third time, but you ignored me and continued eating. As a result, you were punished to stand for half the class. Do you blame me?"

Li Hua’s face showed “I want to scold you, but I don’t want to say any dirty words, so I’ll just give you a look and let you figure it out for yourself”.

Jiang Mu selectively ignored it: "Listen, I have a plan..."

NO.40 Don’t bully a girl

Jiang Mu's plan was very successful.

The fact that Lao Zhang asked Li Hua to keep watch means that he most likely has no accomplices.

Because robbery is actually the same as hooking up, as long as there is a fixed teammate who can be copied, I will never look for wild ones.

The fact that Lao Zhang could endure Li Hua's repeated tests meant that his gun was most likely just a fake.

Jiang Mu has full confidence in Li Hua's ability to attract hatred.

I have a very deep impression of one time when, in a Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to describe their desk mate with a line of poetry.

The poem Jiang Mu used was "The lotus leaf skirt is cut in one color, and lotus flowers bloom on both sides of the face."

Li Hua is more creative.

He said, "Thirty years on the west side of the river, thirty years on the east side of the river, don't bully a young girl."

The girl was so angry that she wanted to hit someone.

Lao Zhang is a persistent person.

Even though his neck was strangled, he did not despair.

He subconsciously reached for his waist, where he kept his dagger.

Humph, just two little brats who are brave enough to do something righteous.

You know nothing about the ugliness of adults!

Just take the dagger...

Li Hua stepped on Lao Zhang's hand and pulled out the dagger.

Lao Zhang: "..."

Ah.

Kind of clever, but you wouldn't expect that the tip of my shoe...

"Take off his shoes." Jiang Mu said.

Lao Zhang: "..."

Li Hua pulled off Lao Zhang's shoes with a look of disgust.

There is a small mechanism at the heel of the shoe, and a blade will pop out from the tip of the shoe with a slight kick.

...very good, with some strength.

But you wouldn't think...

"By the way, take off his clothes." Jiang Mu continued, "Oh, yes, this cashier sister, please call the police and record the process of our heroic act so that we can explain it to the police uncle later."

Considering that he might have made a mistake, Jiang Mu did not call the police before implementing the plan.

Lao Zhang: "..."

Fuck the heroic deeds.

Aren't you really just a bunch of thieves?

Lao Zhang knew that he was probably in trouble today.

But... he still has one trick up his sleeve.

"It's useless." Lao Zhang said hoarsely, "Based on what you just did, do you really think that the video can prove your innocence?"

Children of this age are at the age of "doubting the world".

Be it the chuunibyou syndrome or the rebellious period, Lao Zhang has been in the underworld for many years and is fully confident that he can make them doubt justice in just a few words and create opportunities for himself.

Haha... just a little brat.

You know nothing about the "truth" and "ugliness" of society!

Li Hua said indifferently: "My family is rich. With the video, I will be fine even if I strangle you to death."

"..."

"I am his adoptive father." Jiang Mu also said.

"..."

Lao Zhang suddenly felt that this society was so fucking real and so fucking ugly.

Jiang Mu looked at Li Hua with disdain: "Don't say that, it makes us look like gangsters robbing gangsters... We are enthusiastic people who are brave enough to do what is right."

"What should I do?"

"So you can turn off the video before strangling."