After modification, enter the love game

Old Zhang thought that these two people were definitely repeat offenders.

But...even so.

He also didn't feel that he had reached the point of complete failure.

No matter how clever they are... they are ultimately just pampered young masters.

You know, Lao Zhang has always believed in a saying - the body is the capital for robbery.

Even though he is not young anymore, his body strength is not something these two little brats who haven't even grown all their hair can match.

Lao Zhang narrowed his eyes and jumped up!

Sudden rise!

Up!

"Why is his face so red all of a sudden?" Li Hua looked at the robber's miserable look with his eyes almost popping out, and raised his eyebrows, "Did you use too much strength?"

"No, I was holding back." Jiang Mu wondered, "Maybe he couldn't bear the humiliation and tried to commit suicide."

Lao Zhang was devastated.

How come this bastard is so strong?

What did you grow up eating?!

If Li Hua knew what Lao Zhang was trying to do, he would probably laugh out loud on the spot.

You know, at school, Jiang Mu never took the initiative to participate in any sports event.

In his own words, "too bullying."

There is only one exception, and that is the sport that Li Hua wants to practice...

Or in his own words, "Bullying you doesn't count as bullying others."

This leads to a situation.

Before any class-based team competition begins, the little girls with a strong desire to win will try to block Jiang Mu in various ways.

And hope he will join the class team.

Li Hua is different.

Before any team competition based on classes begins, the men with a strong desire to win will try to block Li Hua in various ways.

And hope he joins the team on the opposite side...

Li Hua felt that it was quite creepy that the robber had such a ferocious look on his face.

He said, "Big brother, don't resist. If you fall into our hands, you won't be able to escape even if you have wings."

Lao Zhang thought to himself, who the hell is your big brother?

If you can let me go, you will be my big brother.

Seeing the robber's unwillingness to cooperate, Li Hua sighed and looked at Jiang Mu: "Can you strangle him?"

"I don't have the expertise." Jiang Mu was a little embarrassed, "Can I strangle him to death?"

Lao Zhang:!!!

You still say you are not a gang robbing other gangs!

The two chatted for a while, and then the door opened again.

As soon as the fully armed police officer entered the room, he saw two teenage boys tying up a naked middle-aged man.

police:?

Didn’t they say there was only one robber?

No matter how I count, there are always two.

He also took a hostage.

"Hey, here I come." Li Hua waved his hand happily, "Good morning, police officer."

The policeman thought the robber was quite arrogant.

"This is..." he hesitated.

"We are actually enthusiastic people who are brave enough to do something righteous." Jiang Mu said, "Really? If you don't believe me, ask the cashier."

The cashier was silent for five seconds, then nodded very reluctantly.

"Yes," she said. "Maybe...?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Could you please stop looking threatened?

If you hesitated for five seconds, we would be sentenced to at least five years in prison!

Fortunately, there are surveillance cameras in the store.

After watching the video, the police officer's expression changed from "the age of criminals is getting lower and lower these days" to "you two are really talented."

He considerately gave Lao Zhang a white bracelet and, out of humanitarianism, put a layer of underwear on the latter.

Afterwards, the policeman shook hands with Jiang Mu, who was standing nearby, and said, "Thank you for your support for social stability. It's true that young people are heroes."

"It's a piece of cake." Jiang Mu said modestly.

"However, we need you to go to our place to make a statement and declare your bravery. Do you have time?" The police said in a steady voice, "Don't worry, this is just a necessary procedure to eliminate some risks..."

Jiang Mu readily agreed: "Of course there is time, police uncle, don't worry, it's absolutely impossible for him to blackmail us by accusing us of intentional injury."

Li Hua nodded: "Yes, yes, yes. If he dares to sue us for intentional injury, I will let him know what real intentional injury is after I pay the money."

police:"……"

Is it appropriate for you to say this in front of me?

Also, did I really catch the right person?

Lao Zhang: "..."

I said they were both habitual offenders!

——However, before going to take the statement, Jiang Mu still had one thing to do.

That is, go and say hello to "acquaintances".

NO.41 Twins are the best…right?

——Sure enough, I definitely shouldn’t go out today.

The girl hid behind the teddy bear and tried to turn herself into the large doll on the shelf.

Lu Longer, 14 years old, female.

I have a twin sister, one father and one mother.

The ultimate social phobia patient.

My favorite place is my room.

My favorite activity is staying in my room.

The ideal life is to rot in your own room.

The average speaking volume is 30 decibels.

And half an hour ago, he screamed at 70 decibels -

“Let me go out and buy something!!!???”

(Note: The normal human speaking volume is 40-60 decibels)

The mother looked surprised and said, "Oh, so your vocal cords are not in your room, Long'er?"

"But..."

Lu Long'er was trembling like a mole in the game of whack-a-mole, about to stick its head out.

"Sister, aren't you home?"

It would have been fine if she hadn't mentioned it. As soon as she mentioned it, a look of helplessness appeared on her mother's face.

"I don't know what's wrong with your sister. Since she came back yesterday afternoon, she's been like a sunny day turning cloudy..."

The mother held her forehead and said, "Can you believe it? She only added two bowls of rice last night. Two bowls of rice!"

Lu Long'er felt that the word "only" was not usually used before two bowls of rice.

But for my sister, it is indeed a bit too little.

"You know your sister's personality. Generally speaking, even if she's in a bad mood, she'll forget about it after two meals."

The mother continued, "But it's been two meals, and she still hasn't adjusted her mood."

She said, pointing to the dining table.

"…I even forgot to eat dessert after dinner!"

Mom looked thoughtful, "It's weird, what happened? This is... Mom was so angry when she was young, because your dad was flirting with another girl in his seat, and I was so angry that I accidentally kicked his table leg and broke it."

Lu Longer: “…”

She and her sister often hear this kind of love story about her parents.

No matter how many times I hear it, I always feel that my father looks so pitiful.

"So, today's shopping will be left to you, Long'er!"

Mom smiled and stuffed the money into Lu Longer's hand.

"These are the funds, and the rest is your pocket money."

"You have to go out once in a while... People are like quilts, they can only smell good when they are placed in the sun."

Lu Long'er really wants to say, I am not bedding, I am ice cream.

It's not clear whether it will smell fragrant if placed in the sun, but it will definitely melt.

If possible, I just want to crawl in a dark corner for the rest of my life.

So she raised her head and tried to arouse her mother's empathy with her pitiful eyes like a little animal.

She thought that with her mother's attentiveness, she would be able to understand the look in her eyes.

Mom is the person who knows her best in the world!

Mother's love is the greatest!

As expected, her mother rubbed her head caringly:

"I knew you wanted to go!"

Lu Long'er suddenly felt that maternal love was not that great.

The mother said this without caring about her daughter's expression which looked like she was about to cry.

She quickly changed her shoes. "It's settled. Mom is going to be late for work. I'll make you something delicious when I get back at noon!"

Lu Long'er thought that she couldn't just sit there and wait for death.

At least you should struggle.

So she asked, "Can... can you make candied yam?"

"Of course."

——So Lu Long'er went out.

She was wearing a baggy, featureless black shirt, sweatpants that covered as much skin as possible, a pair of black and white canvas shoes without any decorations, and a black hat from her father's bedroom that almost covered her ears.

It's really good weather today, or rather too good.