Like a slug trying to crawl home.
Jiang Mu hurriedly shouted: "...Classmate, you brought soy sauce! I didn't bring soy sauce!"
Nothing happens.
He thought for a moment and then shouted:
"My C drive is full, what should I do? I can't download the game!"
Then the slug girl turned around and ran back...
But summer was like a swelling fire, and his face was like a burning flame.
In the heat waves brought by the warm wind, bright yellow light and emerald green shadows blend together.
In the distance, there is the quiet yet suddenly emerging smell of youth.
The girl blushed: "Change the default download path!"
Ran back immediately.
…I didn’t forget to bring soy sauce this time.
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About fifty or sixty meters.
The young wife, who heard her daughter making a sound of more than 40 decibels outdoors for the first time since her daughter was old enough to understand, said: "…"
Shocked my mother for a whole year.
NO.45 Everyone in the world is in love, but I am still single
On the way back, Jiang Mu met an acquaintance.
The implication here is that in this "world", "personality" is very common.
Of course, the character setting here is not like "the identity on the Internet is given by oneself", but it is a real "setting" that is taken for granted by people in this world, but in Jiang Mu's eyes it is full of flaws.
Take Jiang Mu’s school as an example.
Although his school cannot be considered an "aristocratic college", it is a very good school in all aspects.
But...it was such a school that actually allowed Li Hua, a guy whose English grades were always zero except for cheating, to get into the top ten.
The reason is very simple, because others’ scores are not as high as his (nonsense).
So, Jiang Mu’s classmates have poor learning abilities?
Jiang Mu’s answer was… hard to say.
For example, there is a person who has almost no passing grades in other subjects except mathematics, where he stands out from the crowd and has won many awards. It is said that he studied under a certain mathematics master, and recently he seems to be proving with a female academic master that love is just a hormone disorder.
For example, there is this guy who is quick-witted and talented. He can see the rifle behind the robber through his schoolbag, but his English is as if it was spat on by the Statue of Liberty herself - oh, this is Li Hua.
For example, a little-known person who has never appeared on the report card, but plays the guitar very well, as if he was kissed by the god of music. It is said that he has also founded a band with a few girls, which has received quite good response...
In the world before Jiang Mu came, any genius like this would be recorded in the school history and talked about with relish.
Here, although we can’t say that they are one in a hundred, we can say that they are everywhere.
So who is the weirdest one?
It’s Jiang Mu.
He still remembers that during his first midterm exam, the dean of studies held his report card and said in disbelief, as if he had witnessed the success of the Olympic bid with his own eyes:
"You actually passed all of them!!"
...Jiang Mu thought that the dean's focus and shock points were problematic.
Your expression always makes me feel that what you said is "You actually have syphilis."
The dean couldn't help but be excited.
Among so many students whose transcripts are like buying stocks, Jiang Mu, a simple and unpretentious academic master, seems so precious.
During that time, the dean regarded Jiang Mu as the light of the school.
Of course, it didn’t take long for Jiang Mu to help the director get rid of this wrong impression...but that’s a story for later.
And here, the acquaintance Jiang Mu met was someone similar to Jiang Mu.
But he is much better than Jiang Mu...
Chen Shuzhai, 24 years old, male, likes women.
Those who return from overseas are otakus.
What's so great about him?
He is, surprisingly, single.
He is neither ugly nor handsome, neither tall nor short, and he cannot be seen at first glance in a crowd.
But he can actually be single in this world.
He is extremely wealthy, rich enough to rival a country, and has a gentle, friendly and amiable personality.
But with all the above advantages...he can still remain single.
In this world where "an empty classroom will inevitably refresh the cold and aloof female academic master", "a deserted train station at night will inevitably refresh the confused girl like an abandoned puppy", "a library in the early morning will inevitably refresh the literary girl with pigtails", and "a good brother who stood on the slope and peed farther than you when you were a child will inevitably become a charming big-breasted brother to repay his kindness".
However, Chen Shuzhai was able to have no ambiguous partners or friends of the opposite sex with relationships beyond the conventional line. He personally promoted countless loves, and then was speechless when faced with the wedding invitations of his good friends.
To him, every new wedding invitation is like a ticket for being single.
He comforted himself by saying that it didn’t matter, at least he still had a 2D wife.
Then he found out that the voice actor of his 2D wife was married.
The person he is going to marry is the male voice actor who is the CP of his 2D wife in the anime.
Fortunately, Chen Shuzhai likes to read novels.
Although when others met him, he was reading a novel.
While others were holding hands, he was analyzing the prototype of the novel plot.
While others were kissing, he was rewarding the novel author as a token of encouragement.
When the average distance of others was fluctuating between 0 and -20cm, he suddenly got inspired and started a novel website.
But he is very satisfied with his life.
Probably very satisfied.
...I should be quite satisfied.
Jiang Mu and Chen Shuzhai knew each other mainly because of their business dealings. Although there was a big age gap between them, they got along quite well and became close friends regardless of age difference.
——The above paragraph is the statement to the outside world.
The truth is, about half a year ago, Chen Shuzhai saw from a distance a young man standing in the corner at the door of his company, seemingly waiting for something.
Chen Shuzhai is a good person.
A good person means that when he sees something is wrong, he will approach and ask in a friendly manner:
"What's wrong? Any trouble?"
Jiang Mu was stunned for a moment: "Thank you for your concern, I'm just waiting for someone."
"You can wait over there if you want to." Chen Shuzhai pointed enthusiastically to the bus stop a few dozen meters away. "It will be more eye-catching over there... Who are you waiting for? Your friend?"
Jiang Mu thought for a moment: "Strictly speaking, I don't know that person."
Then he noticed that the look in the man opposite him turned into “Police comrade, this is the man.”
Corner, private shipment, delivery person unknown.
...You said you don’t sell pirated CDs, so could you be selling dolls?
Tsk, even such a young child comes out to do this.
This world is so dangerous.
Jiang Mu: "...You misunderstood, I really don't know him."
Chen Shuzhai thought to himself, I didn’t misunderstand, I really wanted to call the police.
Fortunately, it was explained clearly.
"You mean, the reason you're standing here waiting is because if you don't wait, a girl with a piece of bread in her mouth might bump into you..."
Chen Shuzhai's expression looked like it said "Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Little brother, I know that at your age, you must have some fantasies, like a beautiful girl falling from the sky."
He looked at Jiang Mu with a sympathetic expression on his face, "But, fantasy is just fantasy after all."
"If fantasies could come true, I wouldn't..."
Before he finished speaking, footsteps were heard.
Chen Shuzhai watched helplessly as a young girl, holding a piece of bread in her mouth, ran past as nimbly as a sika deer.
silence.
Dead silence.
He looked at Jiang Mu silently: "...You knew it a long time ago?"
"correct."
"Every day?"
"correct."
"then you……"
"I'm underage, so I don't really want to fall in love early."
Chen Shuzhai: “…”
Jiang Mu remembered something: "Hey, just now you said that if fantasy can come true, you won't be so desperate, right?"
Chen Shuzhai: “…”
He suddenly felt that this world was so damn dangerous.
I call the police now and falsely accuse this guy of selling pirated CDs. Will that work?
——So they got to know each other.
Back to the present, Jiang Mu greeted the other party from a distance.
"Yo... huh?"
He raised his eyebrows: "What good thing happened to you?"
Chen Shuzhai was very pleased with himself and smiled broadly: "Was it so obvious?"
"Yes, you are as excited as a wild boar that has found a cabbage, and it is a very delicious cabbage."
Chen Shuzhai felt that Jiang Mu didn't know how to use metaphors, so he didn't need to use metaphors.
This mourner always comes up with all kinds of metaphors that make people feel dizzy.
"...I'm too lazy to care about you."
He rolled his eyes and said, "Guess what good thing happened to me."
"Let me think... Actually, you were a brave warrior from another world in your previous life. You perished together with the devil and were reincarnated here. Your companions finally traveled through the world and found you a few days ago. Among them were your best friend, your wife, your second wife, and your third wife..."
"...very creative idea, if you are interested, you can submit it to my novel website, remember to remove the yellow hair." Chen Shuzhai said, "Actually, I just found a girlfriend."
Jiang Mu hesitated for two seconds: "I think your idea is more creative than being a hero from another world."
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