After modification, enter the love game

Chen Shuzhai was so angry that he wanted to hit someone on the spot.

NO.46 Mule and Horse Holiday

"No kidding, I really found a girlfriend."

Chen Shuzhai said, "Also, if you give me that expression like "The Scream" again, I will kick you."

"Oh."

Jiang Mu thought about it and made the gesture of a groundhog screaming.

Chen Shuzhai: “…”

Can't I kick him?

He and Jiang Mu have known each other for half a year.

Half a year ago, Chen Shuzhai wanted to kick him after talking to him for a few words.

Things were different half a year later. Chen Shuzhai wanted to kick him as soon as they met.

He felt that Jiang Mu was a person who was consistent and persistent.

"Then what else do you want from me?" Jiang Mu spread his hands. "I wish you will miss the last bus when you go out to play at night, there will be only one room left in the B&B, there will be only one bed in the room, the glass in the bathroom will be transparent, and the condom will be punctured?"

Chen Shuzhai: “…”

He thought, we are all civilized people, and it doesn’t seem right to curse at others.

So Chen Shuzhai went up and kicked it.

Jiang Mu had anticipated this and dodged.

The two were walking and talking when they passed by a fireworks factory.

"I'm here." Chen Shuzhai said, "Bye, I'm not happy to see you."

Jiang Mu was puzzled: "Isn't your family in the automotive industry? How can you cooperate with a fireworks factory? You can't just put fireworks in the engine."

"It can't be because of my personal matter."

Jiang Mu was shocked: "You want to put fireworks into your own engine? That's really cool, Mr. Chen."

"...I don't want to bother with you." Chen Shuzhai looked around and said, "Forget it, it's okay to tell you."

He whispered, "I want to have a fireworks display."

"...From your tone, I thought you wanted to blow up the fireworks factory." Jiang Mu asked, "What's the point of holding a fireworks show? Are you holding a party for yourself to celebrate your girlfriend's success?"

"Don't underestimate me, I'm the one being chased."

"So what you mean is that someone else arranged the meeting for you."

Chen Shuzhai looked at Jiang Mu as if he wanted to hold a memorial service for the latter on the spot.

Jiang Mu silently covered his mouth, indicating that you should continue.

"Actually, if you ask me what I want to do, I can't answer you."

Chen Shuzhai said softly, "I just think that on the last night before the end of summer, it is a very good thing to watch a colorful and roaring rain that covers the entire sky with her... Why are you looking at me like that?"

There was an indescribable relief in Jiang Mu's eyes.

It’s hard to give a good review, but it really deserves a beating.

Jiang Mu said: "Wait a minute, I'll introduce you to a professional."

So he dialed the number: "Are you there?"

"put."

After Li Hua finished speaking, he muttered something on the other end of the phone.

"Yes, that's right, police officer. My friend thinks he is a dark flame user, and his slogan is 'give dark and fiery sanctions to all evil', so he deliberately squatted in that place... Yes, that's right."

Jiang Mu: "..."

well.

To practice the supreme forgetfulness of emotions, one needs to cut off worldly desires and purify the six senses.

Now is the time to use an adopted son to break away from the worldly world.

"What? I'm busy here." Li Hua said.

"I have a big job here, do you want to do it?"

"Do I look like a mule that rushes to work as soon as it hears about it?" Li Hua was unhappy. "Mules and horses also have their own holidays!"

"There's a rich second-generation who wants to organize a fireworks display for his girlfriend to watch. You are responsible for making plans to promote their relationship."

"...Then I must be a mule and a horse!" The professional matchmaker slammed the table and said, "Time, place, people, what is the goal, is it confession, proposal, and no review, or confession first, then proposal, and then no review at all?"

Li Hua said passionately: "Should we let them miss the last bus at night, and stay in a B&B with only one room left, a bed in the room, transparent glass in the bathroom, and holes in the condoms?"

Chen Shuzhai, who was listening in, broke out in a cold sweat.

"Who is this?" he asked quietly.

"My adopted son." Jiang Mu answered quietly.

"..."

Without looking at the speechless Chen Shuzhai, Jiang Mu continued on the phone: "That's it, I'll send him your contact information, and when he needs it, you two can discuss the details."

"Got it!"

"Oh yeah, one more thing."

"How to say."

"If you continue to make up rumors about me over there, I will post your picture in the men's room."

"Oh, would I be afraid of this?" Li Hua said disdainfully.

"Write below: I wish to have a child for a large sum of money."

"..."

Li Hua suddenly felt that he should be concise when taking notes.

The main thing is not to cause trouble for the police.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Mu found that Chen Shuzhai was looking at him with a very complicated look.

"……how?"

"Nothing." Chen Shuzhai said, "I just feel that people are divided into groups."

Jiang Mu laughed loudly: "What are you talking about? We are good brothers who are loyal to each other!"

Chen Shuzhai always felt that what he said was an insult.

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Near noon, Lu Ling'er was sitting at the dining table eating marshmallows.

As it turned out, my mother's prediction was correct.

Lu Ling'er is indeed not the kind of girl who would remember something for a long time.

Yesterday’s events are like yesterday’s wind. No matter how strong or fierce it was, it has already passed.

She stuffed the small marshmallow into her lips, covered her cheeks, squinted her eyes, and revealed an extremely happy expression that could be put on the wall of a restaurant for promotion.

Just as she was enjoying it, her sister suddenly sat next to her.

Look straight ahead.

Lu Ling'er took out a marshmallow from the bag.

After thinking about it, he broke off another half.

"for you."

My sister had no intention of taking it.

She said, "Sister, let me ask you something."

"Just say it."

"Is there a boy among your friends?"

Lu Ling'er slowly stopped chewing.

...Well, speaking of boys, she subconsciously thought of the guy who fooled her yesterday.

It's okay to just stand her up.

What about the delicious tea eggs!

hateful!

No, Lu Ling'er, you have to come out.

You can't dwell on the past.

Think about the meat buns this morning, the rice at noon, and the egg custard in the evening!

She encouraged herself and asked casually, "What's your name?"

My sister was stunned.

"The name...I guess, I haven't really said it."

--very good.

Lu Ling'er began to think about the two tea eggs again.

And there is the boy whose name I haven’t mentioned yet.

But then she thought again, the reason she didn't know the name was because of the boy she met.

But this may not be the case for my sister.

After all, my sister’s personality is completely opposite to mine. Maybe the other person said it, but my sister didn’t hear it.

So Lu Ling'er asked: "What are his characteristics?"

After a pause, he said, "Or rather, did he tell me how he met me?"

My sister shook her head. "No, he just said that he knew you, and you grabbed his wrist yesterday and wouldn't let him leave... But I added his Penguin account, so I wanted to ask him what kind of person he is."

Probably, two seconds of silence.

Lu Long'er looked at her sister's expression which suddenly changed from sunny to cloudy, and subconsciously moved back two inches.

"……sister?"

NO.47 The end of the miracle is a rich woman!

It was around two or three in the afternoon when Jiang Mu got home.

The huge Shennong clan land is still quiet. Even the people who clean up have been dismissed by Jiang Quhan. It’s still okay now. Every autumn and winter, the yard is full of fallen leaves that have not been swept away. Gods and ghosts stand in the middle of the yard, like corpses buried in the rustling dead leaves.

If you think about it carefully, it really does look like a quiet prison.

Perhaps this prison is big and spacious, and it has everything you need, but a prison is a prison. The longest sentence is never in a steel cage, but in the heart, in the man who sits under the eaves and smokes every night.

I wonder when it will become lively again?

Jiang Mu thought.