Miss Slug is sad to discover that the god is dead.

She was holding a huge teddy bear and jumping around in panic like a rabbit that had been suddenly kicked.

What to do? What to do? What to do!

How do people usually talk when chatting online? What tone of voice is better?

Should replies be long or short? Should they be divided into multiple paragraphs or sent as a whole?

If I send a message that is too long, will he lose patience to read it? If I send a message that is too short, will it seem that I am impolite?

Should I reply to the message immediately, otherwise it will seem like I don’t take it seriously enough?

Can I...pretend I didn't see it?

That’s right, although I, Lu Long’er, am online eighteen hours a day, it is entirely possible that I didn’t see that message!

Miss Slug tried to curl herself up into her heavy shell like the snail in her avatar.

Then she saw the latest message sent by Jiang Mu.

[My C drive is full, how can I clean it up? Can I delete all the files in it? ]

Then Jiang Mu's computer beeped three times in the next five seconds.

【Lü Long'er: Stop! 】

【Lü Long'er: Stop it now! 】

【Lü Long’er: Stop it right now! ! ! ! ! 】

Miss Slug expressed her anger with multiple exclamation marks.

In the next ten minutes, he used a full thousand words to explain in detail why the contents of the C drive cannot be deleted, what can be deleted and what cannot be deleted, what inconveniences will occur if you delete the contents that can be deleted, and what will kill your computer if you dare to delete them.

And, although she didn't say it explicitly, it seemed to be there from beginning to end -

Only people with serious brain problems would download extremely large games to the system's C drive when there are partitions on the D drive, E drive, etc.

Isn't this typing speed quite fast?

Jiang Mu smiled and tapped on the keyboard.

[Jiang Mu: Classmate Lu Long'er, I have downloaded the game. Is this the "Monster Hunter World" you are talking about? ]

【Jiang Mu: (Picture)】

【Lü Longer: Yes.】

[Lü Long'er: Wait, you put this game in the C drive? ]

Although separated by two computer screens.

But Jiang Mu always had a feeling.

That is, Miss Slug was staring straight at her.

It seemed that if he dared to utter the word "yes", she would immediately throw the large doll at his face.

Of course Jiang Mu didn’t do that, he was not a real computer novice.

In fact, he used to be the kind of hero who had a dozen search engines and could search out the names of bad comics with just one storyboard...

And you, my friend, you are the real hero.jpg

【Jiang Mu: No, I put it on the plate next to it as you said.】

【Jiang Mu: Then can you teach me how to play? 】

After he sent this message, he ignored the save file of a certain graduation equipment above and clicked the "Create Character" option.

Lu Long'er was stunned.

In fact, at this point, her illness of "I would die if I saw a full C drive as a computer idiot" has already passed.

After all, although the guy on the other side didn't understand, he didn't pretend to understand. He didn't say anything like "Who can understand you when you make it so difficult to understand?", which is particularly disgusting.

After the anger dissipated, that innate timidity slowly surfaced in her soul again.

As Lu Long'er had expected, he was indeed a veteran player of "Reality Online".

Even though she said some harsh words, he didn't seem to get angry. He just responded to her line by line, word by word, in a tone that seemed as if he could see her smiling face even through the screen.

But she should have thanked him.

If someone really helps you when you encounter an armed robber, then no matter what you teach him, you should teach him patiently.

Lu Long'er subconsciously wanted to close the densely packed chat windows, but she was held back by her hesitation, cowardice, and unwillingness to open them to anyone, and was suddenly hit by an emotion that seemed like expectation.

[Lü Long'er: I played it pretty average.]

The veteran Tachi hunter with hunter level 999 and master level 999 sent out an unconfident message.

[Jiang Mu: It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter. No matter what, they are definitely better than me.]

The "new hunter" with hunter level 999 and master level 999 also issued a weak self-introduction.

A strange feeling attacked Lu Long'er.

It was an unprecedented feeling - the feeling that one was indeed "stronger" than someone else, the feeling that one could actually do something.

The feeling of being expected by someone.

Lu Long'er read the unsent message over and over again.

After a long while, he carefully hit the enter key.

【Lü Longer: Okay, I will teach you. 】

[Hunter "Pink Snail" has entered your gathering area. 】

On the screen, there was the sound of steam leaking and a clamorous noise was heard.

NO.49 Disgraced (4k words)

Lu Long'er and Lu Ling'er are sisters from the same mother.

No matter how different their personalities are, sisters will always have something in common.

For example, they all have great interest and persistence in something, and devote extraordinary concentration to it.

The older sister is for food, and the younger sister is for games.

Lu Long'er is a veteran player.

He is the kind of "experienced player" that all game designers dream of.

No matter what game it is, as long as it is not bad beyond a certain limit, she will complete all the villagers' side quests, search every corner of the map, collect all the equipment and props, and put anything that can be collected into her own warehouse like a hamster.

Of course, she is a good girl with a kind heart.

So in some overly free games, some "Satan has you tattooed on his back" players are keen on things like "collecting all the corpses and heads of NPCs", but Lu Long'er can't do it...

She is the blue star that shows the way, the assassin of the brotherhood, the great white shark on the basketball court, the emperor who plans and strategizes, and the Pokémon trainer.

She is keen on another world, which is wonderful and dreamy, with countless epic stories, and most importantly -

These stories are about her.

But we have to admit that in the field of "games".

Lu Long'er hasn't experienced the feeling of "freshness" for a long, long time.

And now.

This feeling called "freshness" filled her entire chest again.

[For new players, I would recommend the heavy weapon sledgehammer]

Lu Long'er carefully considered her words and tapped on the keyboard.

[Its action value is excellent. Not only does it have decent damage, but it also has a pretty good stun value, which can quickly knock the monster to the ground. ]

[Moreover, it has a fool-proof combo, with excellent moves such as "upward thrust" and "charged heavy strike" that can be used everywhere, and its own movements are also very flexible...]

Although Miss Slug rarely talks to people, she has written guides.

In a sense, her "writing guides for others for free" is the same as the unsung hero's "helping others find books for free".

It's a way for the poor socially anxious girl to find a sense of identity...

We don't know what they are trying to achieve.jpg

Lu Long'er was writing a detailed strategy guide, preparing to explain the pros and cons of all weapons clearly, when she saw a sentence suddenly pop up on the screen.

Jiang Mu: [Okay, now we are equipped. What's next? ]

Lu Long'er typed a line of words weakly.

[But I haven’t talked about the advantages and disadvantages of the perfect weapon yet…]

Two seconds later, the text popped up.

Jiang Mu: [But you said this weapon is very suitable for me. Since it is your recommendation, there is no need to hesitate. ]

Lu Long'er: [But if it's not suitable...]

Jiang Mu: [Even if it's really inappropriate, it's my own fault.]

Jiang Mu: [Since you are the one teaching me, you can't be wrong. Even if I am wrong, it's definitely not you who is wrong, but me who is stubborn and willful.]

Jiang Mu: [Perhaps some people take the help of others for granted, and when they fail the mission due to disobedience, they still blame the kind people who helped them, but I am not that kind of person.]

Jiang Mu: [So, where are we going next? Is it this "Big Thief Dragon Subjugation Mission"? ]

Miss Slug stood up silently.

She silently grabbed the giant teddy bear beside her and threw herself onto the bed with a "pia".

Then, bury your face inside the doll.

Like a tire, rolling from one side of the bed to the other.

——Repeat ten times.

"Long'er, why is the noise over there so loud?"

Lu Ling'er's puzzled voice came from the other side of the wall.

"It's nothing! I just chose the right option!" Lu Long'er shouted sullenly.

My sister complained: "It's another one of those words that people can't understand."

But he didn't ask any more questions.

In this world, the love that all sisters have for their younger sisters is basically the same.

Yes, but not much.

——In fact, Lu Long'er didn't change the subject.

It really is a matter of “choosing the right option”.

It’s just that the right choice is the opposite side.

The veteran players of "Reality Online" are indeed very powerful, Lu Long'er thought.

This is like being in a game of beautiful girl strategies, where you have to think for a long time and then save the game and try again before you can choose the "correct option".

But he can "hit the target with one shot" and "clear the level with one life".

Then a message reminder "favorability up" popped up on my forehead.

The slug girl was lost in thought.

No matter what emotions are surging in your chest, it is very impolite not to reply to someone's message.

Lu Long'er: [Yes.]

Jiang Mu on the other side of the computer screen: "..."

hiss……

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