After modification, enter the love game

What does "hmm" mean?

Agree or disagree?

Is it "I think you're right but I have to be reserved" or "I think you're mentally retarded but I don't want to say it"?

Jiang Mu glanced at the "Think about how to commit suicide without causing trouble to others" on his panel and felt an inexplicable sense of uneasiness.

It would be fine if I didn’t know, but now that I know, there is no reason to ignore it.

If he hadn't been "nosy", he wouldn't have wanted to be a lawyer in his previous life.

Although I finally found out that I am not suitable for this profession...

But according to my analysis, this girl is indeed the type who lacks self-confidence extremely.

To solve this mentality, there should be nothing wrong with my behavior of "letting the other person accomplish something", "asking the other person for advice on what they are best at as a newcomer", and "taking all the responsibilities on myself"...

Jiang Mu rarely fell into a state of self-denial.

Because he had to admit that some people are different in real life and on the Internet.

Maybe your method works for her in real life, but not necessarily through the screen.

For example, Professor Luo in his previous life.

Professor Luo is apparently a highly respected law professor.

There are many literati and poets on the Internet who are good at writing youth novels.

It is said that the language style is extremely erotic and the writing is quite bold. There was even an astonishing record of fifty chapters being removed from the shelves due to violations of the review regulations.

Any book lover who reads this will be able to exclaim, "Good people will have a peaceful life."

So much so that some female college students were attracted by his talents and boldly expressed their love to him.

Trying to have a passionate grandfather-granddaughter love affair with this jurist and great writer who is two-faced and still single.

Although Professor Luo repeatedly emphasized that he had no literary talent and that all his novels were written by a traitor, he was just using a shell.

He even asked an outstanding student named Jiang, who did not want to reveal his name, to testify that all the articles were written by him.

But everyone knows that this is just Professor Luo's humble words and cannot be used as evidence.

He remains the most popular professor among young people at the university.

...So you see, it's normal for people to have two personalities in real life and on the Internet.

Maybe Lu Long'er is a socially anxious girl who can't even utter four words in three sentences in real life, but she is a crazy and arrogant person who plays "Sabei Ni" on the Internet?

It's hard to say.

In any case, on this beautiful afternoon, they still have to start "hunting".

For Jiang Mu, the "sledgehammer" is indeed a very good weapon.

Because he had never played it before.

This would save him from having to pretend that he didn't know how to attack.

"Hmm...should I deliberately make a move once or twice later?"

Otherwise, if you start too quickly, you might be exposed.

(Note: In Monster Hunter, when your health runs out, you don’t fall to the ground directly, but are carried back to the camp by cats on carts, so veteran players usually say “death” as “cat” or “cat cart”.)

This thought continued until Jiang Mu saw a certain slug girl wearing fully equipped graduation equipment and holding an auxiliary weapon flute that could provide people with many buffs such as [Attack Bonus], [Health Recovery], and [Defense Bonus].

He silently clicked on the girl's equipment details.

Very good, the ability to share healing medicine with teammates simultaneously after taking it [Wide Area], [Quick Eating] to speed up the speed of taking medicine, and the [Satisfaction] that one mouthful of medicine can be taken as ten mouthfuls and one medicine is stronger than ten.

In addition, there are also things like [Favorite Mushrooms] that allow you to eat mushrooms picked from the roadside as medicine.

what the hell……

How much you want me not to die.

This set of equipment will make your teammates call you father when you fight the final boss, the black dragon.

With better operation, it is possible for teammates to directly request the song "Father" in the voice chat and sing affectionately "Dad, who has been strong all his life——".

We are just fighting a very common big thief dragon.

Did you respect the Black Dragon a little too much by wearing it in the suit?

Jiang Mu had a lot to complain about, but... he couldn't spit.

After all, he is just a newbie.

A newbie giving advice on graduation equipment is like a virgin knowing every comfort point of a woman. It may be reasonable, but most of the time it is not.

So he could only type a line of words silently.

Jiang Mu: [Snail, your equipment looks so cool. 】

"Snail" was the name given at Lu Long'er's strong request.

The main thing is that she is called by her real name online, which is as embarrassing as being called by her online name in real life, and it is a bit too exciting for her.

In contrast, Jiang Mu calls it "fountain pen".

Lu Long'er: [Yes.]

On the other side of the screen, a girl is being attacked by a strong sense of vanity that she has never experienced before.

The corners of the mouth cannot be pressed down at all.

No, no.

Hehe, well, you can’t be so indifferent.

Encourage him! Encourage!

Lu Long'er was so happy that she couldn't control her expression when she experienced social games for the first time.

Of course, she also had some doubts - was the person opposite her really a newcomer?

Why does it seem like he adapts so quickly?

On the screen, Jiang Mu was walking around the street with a sledgehammer on his back.

Suddenly the light turned red, war music sounded, and a monster with a big belly and a green body suddenly jumped out and pounced towards them.

Forget it... Even if I pretend to be a newbie, it's too embarrassing to be bullied by a mere big thief dragon.

Let’s beat it to death quickly.

Jiang Mu shook his hands and smiled confidently.

Two minutes later.

Lu Long'er looked at the Hammer Hunter on the screen who was knocked to the ground by a wound in the belly and then slapped away, and silently dispelled her doubts.

I was wrong.

I shouldn't have doubted him.

As she drank the healing potion, she silently blamed herself.

Jiang Mu: "..."

Young Master Jiang felt that he had miscalculated.

and many more.

Wait!

Consider that I never fought you again after I completed the main storyline.

Brother Long, can you let me observe your attacking movements first?

Can you at least let me get familiar with how to operate the sledgehammer?

I warn you, don't push me.

If you force me into a corner, I'll switch to my main character, put on my graduation equipment, and take the Black Dragon Greatsword to chop you.

Do you know what a black dragon is? It is an observer of the world.

You are just a giant thief dragon at the bottom of the food chain, you you you...

...Don't come over here!

Five minutes later, Lu Long'er comforted Jiang Mu attentively.

[It doesn't matter. New players will definitely be a little unfamiliar with the game. ]

[Although you were bad at fighting, at least you won! ]

Jiang Mu: "..."

Thank you, classmates, that was very comforting.

Don't comfort me next time.

[Well, something suddenly happened to me. ]

【Download now.】

——Lu Long'er suddenly felt an emotion called "reluctance" attacking her.

Of course she had experienced this feeling before, as if she had just finished a wonderful game, and the NPC teammates who had climbed mountains and crossed seas with her, slayed dragons with her and drank with her were waving goodbye to her one by one.

They have been through so much with me, and my good impression of them has already reached the peak after many interactions and battles. In their opinion, I have accomplished unprecedented great things with them, and the so-called separation is actually just for the purpose of reunion, just like a bottle of new wine buried in the soil, waiting for the day to see the light of day again.

But only Lu Long'er knew that the so-called farewell was a real farewell. Her story had ended, and their story had ended too. The devil had been defeated, and the world had been saved. Even if she was reborn and created a character again, they would not be the same people she is now.

Every time the game is restarted, it is just a journey through the long river of the past.

No matter how many times they say goodbye, the ending will be never see each other again. Maybe in a place she doesn't know, they will meet again, dig out the wine buried when they parted, have a barbecue and drink together, and talk about the past and the future happily.

But these have nothing to do with Lu Long'er.

So she hated this emotion.

Lu Long'er subconsciously typed a line of words, but then deleted it silently.

He typed another line of words.

Delete again.

After a long while, she gently typed out a word.

【it is good. 】

It’s like another bottle of new wine buried in the earth, another “goodbye” that will never be seen again.

Then, another sentence popped up.

Jiang Mu: [Are you free tomorrow at the same time? ]

Lu Long'er was stunned.

She suddenly remembered that this was not one of those dreamlike worlds, and she was neither from the Blue Star nor a hero.

She is Lu Long'er, and this is a world that is not so friendly to Lu Long'er.

So even if she said "goodbye", she could definitely say "goodbye". In fact, the other party's contact information was in her friend list. It was a pen avatar, and the Penguin Brawl was one level higher than her little penguin. Among his equipment was the Crazy Demon Scythe that guaranteed a hit, which she envied.

So, even if it is wine buried in the deepest part of the ground.

——There will definitely be a day when it will be opened.

She typed a line of words with great joy, thought about it and deleted it, then typed and deleted it again.

After a long time, the text was slowly transmitted to the Internet.