After modification, enter the love game

【Um. 】

【See you tomorrow.】

Outside the window, the sky is bright.

NO.50 Successful transformation, a new life

Li Hua walked out of the police station and looked up at the sky.

It is the hottest time of year, with abundance, richness, and vastness, and everything is in full bloom, even to the point of being close to death, proud and noble.

Coming out with him was a middle-aged man with disheveled hair and a face full of the vicissitudes of life.

The man saw him and advised him kindly: "Remember to be a good person when you get out. You are still young, don't do stupid things."

Li Hua: "..."

He thought to himself that I went in for my bravery, not because someone else did something brave.

"Ah, look at me. It was because I was young and ignorant that I did things that I will regret for the rest of my life." The man had an expression that said, "Let the past be the past."

"Then how did you get in?"

"Stealing a battery-powered vehicle."

"..."

Li Hua felt that stealing an electric bike would not be something he would regret for the rest of his life.

What does the robber you asked me to send in today think?

He took a few steps forward, thought about it, and made a phone call.

"exist?"

On the other end of the phone, Jiang Mu asked, "Are you out? Are you ready to start a new life?"

"I don't have much intention of turning over a new leaf, but I do want to turn over a new leaf and kill you, and it's very strong."

Li Hua smiled and said, "No one is home today. I'm alone tonight. What do you want to eat? I'll treat you."

"Come to my house. My dad won't be home tonight. There are banquet dishes I brought back this morning in the refrigerator. It's hot now. If I don't digest them today, they will definitely go bad tomorrow."

Jiang Mu looked at the time and said, "I haven't asked yet. This is your first time in the police station. How is your reform going?"

"…It's OK, but the people inside aren't very friendly. I can't tell from my expression, it's quite weird. I was so kind as to answer their questions."

Jiang Mu was surprised: "What did you do?"

"Oh, I met a person who seemed to be a leader, who was giving a lecture to the young policemen." Li Hua said, "I passed by there and happened to hear them asking what the 'Three Purities' were."

Jiang Mu thought for a moment, "If I remember correctly, the three clearances refer to 'clearing police incidents every day, settling cases every month, and checking backlog cases every quarter'... Isn't this a normal question?"

"…Wait, how do you know this?"

"Just think of me as a related friend from my past life."

Jiang Mu suddenly reacted.

"...No, you said you answered for them, so what was your answer?"

"Of course it's Yuanshi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, and Daode Tianzun," said Li Hua.

"..."

What the hell is this Three Pure Ones!

Jiang Muxin said that it was a good thing that you went in for the sake of justice.

If you commit a crime and go to jail, not to mention watching you, a beating would be the least of your worries.

Li Hua said: "I seem to hear the sound of keyboard from your side, are you playing games?"

"Yeah, I'm playing Monster Hunter. I haven't played it for a long time. Today I'm going to get familiar with it again and practice with my new weapon."

"Sure, I haven't played for a while, can I go home and get a computer?"

"No, I have one at home, just come directly."

"Okay, wait a moment, I'll bring two cups of milk tea." Li Hua stopped in front of a milk tea shop, "Or coconut nut?"

“No one knows his father better than his son.”

"Get lost... Two cups of milk tea, one cup of coconut and one cup of pearls, less ice, thank you." Li Hua said to the salesperson, and then said, "Why did you suddenly think of playing this game? It can't be because you want to play with a girl."

"No one knows a grandfather better than his grandson."

"Damn, how come my generation keeps dropping lower and lower?" Li Hua cursed as he took the two cups of milk tea. "Okay, let's get there right away... What are we hunting? A black dragon or an excited golden lion?"

"Those two are too easy. A real man should try something more challenging."

Jiang Mu said with excitement, "Today we will fight the Big Thief Dragon!"

"?"

Hunter level 999, master level 999. The old hunter indicated that the enemy had disappeared.

The green leaves dripped in the scorching sun and fell to the ground, with the soft full moon reflected on the veins.

The Shennong clan land became increasingly quiet at night, especially when there was only one person in the huge courtyard.

Jiang Mu had heard a not-so-nice saying before: friends are idiots, and a group of friends are a group of idiots.

The so-called stupid friend is actually a friend who will do anything stupid with you no matter what stupid thing you do. The other party will not be surprised or doubt it, as if your stupidity and his stupidity are innate.

According to this statement, he and Li Hua are really stupid.

Because they really spent the whole afternoon killing the Big Thief Dragon...

Two old hunters, one carrying a big sword and the other holding a bow and arrow, wearing equipment made of the skin and bones of the final boss, chopped from east to west and from south to north in the forest of the novice village.

If the corpses of the monsters in this game don't disappear, the entire forest will be a sea of ​​blood and corpses.

Jiang Mu casually cleaned up the dishes, went to the bathroom to spend a few minutes washing up, returned to the room, picked up the remote control, and turned on the air conditioner. With a "beep", cool air began to invade the room.

He thought about it and realized that he had already completed the research on "Qinghe Cihua". It would be necessary for him to go to Jiang Quhan's study or Uncle Wang's bookstall tomorrow to find something that could "start the project".

No matter what book it is, no matter what the content is, you can continue to complete tasks and get rewards, but there are no tasks to complete. Veteran players can't stand this.

what about now?

Jiang Mu stretched out his finger and made a casual move. The white mist gathered and then dissipated.

"Welcome." The announcer asked, "What's to watch?"

Jiang Mu raised his eyebrows: "...Why do you look so weird? What are you hiding from me?"

He looked around: the screen, the chairs, the projector, and the bitch next to the projector.

The scene was harmonious and no one was injured.

"I was born with a smiling face," said the announcer.

He held his chin with his hands, and his expression was like a policeman who heard someone call the police to say that they saw a mermaid.

"...I'd never trust you." Jiang Mu said unhappily, "What does special intermission mean?"

"Of course a special interlude is a special interlude," the announcer said. "A special interlude means it's different from an ordinary interlude."

Jiang Mu silently raised the thermos cup beside him.

"...Of course, the detailed information is also available." The announcer said calmly, "You can think of it as a 'special intermission' being a 'reward' from the world to you."

"Reward?"

"Right." The announcer thought for a moment, "For example, this world is a rich woman, and you are a gigolo. The Miracle Deal is a gigolo parlor. You go to the parlor to 'work', and because of your outstanding skills and excellent level, the rich woman is very happy and gives you her favorite video tape."

"...Very good, I already know the situation, so I can stop using those weird metaphors for now."

Jiang Mu held his forehead with his hand, "Then let's watch this special interlude tonight."

After a slight pause, "Are there any changes to the rewards?"

"Yes, the special intermission rewards are not props, but skills."

"That's a good feeling... What's the name this time?"

"What's the name? Let me see." The announcer glanced at the tape, "'The Asuna cosplayer I fell in love with at first sight entered the men's restroom.'"

"...?"

The lights went out and the screen came on.

NO.51 The cosplayer I fell in love with at first sight went into the men's restroom

The screen lights up, and the opening scene is Chen Shuzhai looking up at the sky and thinking it is going to rain.

At this time, he had a dull hairstyle, wore loose and sagging pants, a dirt-resistant shirt on his upper body, and there were two lines of words on his smiling face, one line was called "amiable" and the other line was called "simple and unpretentious".

If this was a "billionaire disguise competition", then Chen Shuzhai would definitely get full marks. No one could see through his ordinary appearance and see his soul that is rich enough to rival a country.

Fortunately, this is Akihabara, where there are thousands of electronics stores on the street. The trendiest games and electronic products are released here, and there are also unique maid cafes.

No matter you are a man or a woman, a human or a dog, as long as you walk straight into the store, countless maids with slim waists and long legs will crowd around you and shout in unison in sweet voices, "Master, welcome back", which guarantees that you will be drunk in your heart before you even drink, and your bones will be numb.

This is a holy land for otakus from all over the world. The so-called otakus are like pandas in the zoo, a harmless and gentle large creature, so the streets are full of people dressed like Chen Shuzhai.

There are two reasons why he came here. The first one is of course because he is also a otaku.

As the saying goes, if you have never been to Akihabara, it would be useless even if you have a wall full of figures.

Other otakus may need to make all kinds of adequate preparations, such as going here today and there tomorrow. If they buy an Asuna figure, they can't buy a Kirito figure at the same time. They can only monopolize the beautiful wife by themselves, and they are so sad that they can't even suppress the corners of their mouths...

Funds are limited, and we understand that.

But Chen Shuzhai is different.

As a man with the advantage of being rich, although he cannot say "I have six satellites" like Batman next door, it doesn't matter if he buys a plane ticket like buying ice cream.

What's more, Chen Shuzhai has both parents and he has no habit of walking in the alleys. If you put him and Batman together, who knows who will cry.

As for the second reason, it was because yesterday was May 19th.

The day after May 19th is of course May 20th.

At first, Chen Shuzhai didn’t think this was a very special day. At most, he locked himself in the company, blocked his Moments, and selectively ignored the rows of refreshed photos of two hands, one big and one small, overlapping, making pinky promises, or clasping each other.

But his seven friends who were getting married at the same time obviously didn't think so...

After receiving seven bright red wedding invitations one after another, six of which requested him to be the best man, Chen Shuzhai felt that... it was time to go on a spontaneous trip.

If a wedding invitation is like a parking ticket to singles, then Chen Shuzhai feels that he has probably parked his car on the zebra crossing for a week.

If I am guilty, please let the law punish me.

Instead of asking a single dog to attend seven weddings in a row on May 20th!

Chen Shuzhai thought angrily.

He arrived at the venue and was instantly engulfed by the noisy sound waves.

It is truly a holy land for otakus all over the world. Entering the gate is like traveling into another world.

In this world, the undead and King Gwyn made peace, Shiina Mashiro and Aoyama Nanami were as close as besties, and even Kirito next door was watching Asuna being brutally beaten by Sugo Nobuyuki... Hmm? ①

Chen Shuzhai looked at Kirito with an angry face, then at Sugou with a sinister smile and Asuna who was in extreme pain with handcuffs, and felt that this group of cosplay must have some side job.

I walked over to take a look, and damn, they were selling fan comics of this scene!

Your level of wickedness is like seeing someone cosplaying as Batman and pretending to be his parents, running over to lie down, with a handful of pearls in your hands and sprinkling them on the ground!

What kind of people are you...Aren’t you afraid of being beaten?

Wait, what do I see? Deadpool is behind us! Can he sneak past? Looks like he's about to be discovered!

No, his teammate Wolverine came up from the front! What did he want to do? Want to sacrifice himself to cover for his teammates? He he he...he actually bought a doujinshi!

Beautiful, Deadpool succeeded! Beautiful backstab, he kicked Su Xiang down with one foot, defending justice and pure love! He and his teammate Wolverine shook hands cordially and gave Wolverine a thumbs up, really good!

Deadpool reached out his hand. Was he trying to pat Wolverine on the shoulder? He…he snatched the doujinshi from Wolverine’s hand!