After modification, enter the love game

Oh shit, Deadpool and Wolverine are fighting!

Chen Shuzhai thought about it silently and decided to take a picture with his camera.

OK, I remember that these two did fight in the end, although it wasn’t for the fanfiction…

He was looking down to adjust the camera when he suddenly felt himself bumped.

——The moment he looked up, Chen Shuzhai felt as if he was caught up in a certain emotion, an emotion that was probably called love at first sight.

Some people say that the probability of two people falling in love at first sight is about 0.000049, which means that you may meet people, but only one of them will fall in love with you at first sight.

Chen Shuzhai believes that he has never had good luck in this regard. He has been to many places on business trips and met many people, some in the towering mountains and some on the endless coast. After all, if a person is young, single and rich, he will always have a lot of time.

So now, the Asuna who suddenly bumped into him should be the one hundred thousandth person he had met.

She had long chestnut hair and was wearing the red and white Blood Alliance Knights uniform. The outfit was tight-fitting, and if a girl with a poor figure, such as the one selling the fan book just now, put on this outfit, she would look like a junior high school girl who had secretly used her mother's cosmetics.

But the girl in front of him was obviously not one of them. Her figure was not just good, it was too good. The feeling of the original work, a mixture of an innocent girl and a virtuous lady, was fully reflected in her. It was as if she could pick up a rapier and rush over to fight the goat-headed demon for three hundred rounds.

"You..." Chen Shuzhai subconsciously wanted to say something.

Asuna ran away.

She hurriedly said "sorry" in Chinese and ran away, as swift as a rabbit and as nimble as a deer, leaving only a trace of sunflower-like scent.

Chen Shuzhai looked at the figure with a sense of loss and sighed.

He is not the kind of person who would force anything. Fate is something that cannot be forced. Perhaps all the feelings just now were just his own illusions.

He closed the camera without any sadness or joy... closed the camera... closed the camera?

Where's my lens cap?

Chen Shuzhai suddenly remembered that when the girl bumped into him just now, she seemed to have taken something away...

His lens cap does not have an anti-lost rope.

This should have been an unhappy thing, but a kind of joy suddenly emerged.

Although I don't know why Asuna is so anxious, but... do I have a reason to catch up with her?

I really don't ask for anything, but I want my lens cap back, is that ok?

Chen Shuzhai thought happily.

Half a minute later, he finally understood why the other party was so anxious.

Because the other person is in a hurry to go to the toilet.

But Chen Shuzhai was not at all happy about finding the answer.

because.

The men's restroom that "she" went to.

Outside the screen, Jiang Mu suddenly stood up.

Damn, is this so exciting?

NO.52 The cosplayer I fell in love with at first sight wanted to go into the ladies' room again

Chen Shuzhai doesn’t have many advantages, but a good attitude is one of them.

He is a otaku, and most otakus have good tempers. After all, they are a group of men who change their wives every four months. If they are not broad-minded, how can they accommodate such a large harem?

But now he felt that he could no longer hold back.

Maybe Chen Shuzhai is really unlucky. He has to take the knife on May 20th. He can either attend seven wedding banquets alone in China, or meet a transvestite abroad.

Chen Shuzhai is very rich and has a good temper. Of course, such a person will be cheated a few times.

What's amazing about him is that even if he was cheated, he could still look at everyone around him optimistically, so he always had a lot of friends... Of course, having a lot of friends is not always a good thing, like those seven tickets.

But he didn't expect that these days contracts can't be trusted, agents can't be trusted, and now even his mother's gender can't be trusted.

My heart is so tired, I feel like I will never love again.

Huang Kexin also feels that she is unlucky.

Unlike the rich young men, she is a working class person with a good family background. She needs to save money for a long time before going abroad and make careful plans, such as where to go today and where to go tomorrow. She needs to spend every penny wisely to ensure a pleasant trip.

Huang Kexin certainly made a plan, but she never expected that she would encounter the situation where "all three bathrooms were full."

Why are there so many people!

Why should I eat that raw fish sushi!

She wailed in her heart.

This is actually very normal. This broken place of Japan is like this, with a small area and a large population, and this place is especially crowded.

Huang Kexin is a good girl, she would never do such a thing as "running into the men's restroom when the women's restroom is full and accusing the men inside of being hooligans with a clear conscience".

But no matter how good a girl is, she still has three urgent needs.

The physical frustration and psychological moral values ​​​​swayed back and forth in Huang Kexin's heart until she saw an Altria walking straight towards the men's restroom.

“Hey, hey? Are you going in like this?” Huang Kexin shouted, “That’s not a good idea…”

Altria turned back calmly:

"It's not good for me to come into your place. I'm a man."

Huang Kexin was shocked.

Then blessing comes to the mind.

Yup!

I can be a man too!

Anyway, everyone at the venue is so hard to tell who is who, so who knows who is who!

She hesitated for three or four seconds, her brain working rapidly in the intense physical discomfort.

In the end, she decided to put her moral principles aside a bit and solve the problem at hand first.

Next, go to the next bathroom. If there are still so many girls there, I will be a man for more than ten minutes!

Many times, as long as you put aside your moral principles, you will find that some decisions are not that difficult.

For example, at this moment, Huang Kexin held her head high, chest puffed out, and walked in with confidence, like the triumphant vigor of Joan of Arc, as if she was stepping not on the bathroom floor tiles but on the red carpet of the Oscars.

… Mainly because she was afraid that she would be recognized because of her lack of confidence.

Huang Kexin, remember, from the moment you step through this door, you are a man!

You are a man, a real man, with male hormones racing in your body. You are a real man who even has to stand up to pee!

...Wow, luckily there's no one in the house.

A certain Asuna was sneaking along the wall, afraid that she might see something she shouldn't.

Although we are all adults, it is normal to read some fan fiction.

But if Huang Kexin saw something randomly in this environment, she might even want to commit suicide.

Until she heard the door open behind her.

A voice asked in Chinese: "Excuse me, can you..."

At this moment, the sense of horror Huang Kexin felt was no less than when she was reading a novel in class in high school and suddenly looked into the eyes of her head teacher outside the window.

"A man!" She said in a rough voice, "I am a man!"

After saying that, he went into the single room without looking back and slammed the door shut.

——If one word is used to describe Chen Shuzhai’s expression at this moment, that word should be “desperate”.

Because he had just experienced his first heartbreak in his life, and the experience of this heartbreak was absolutely devastating to the whole world.

This is not called "You were born before I was born, and I was born when you were old", this is called "You were born, and I was born too, and you are a man, so I am a man too".

His expression was so complicated that even the newly arrived white-bearded man couldn't stand it anymore. He patted Chen Shuzhai on the shoulder and comforted him in Japanese: "Be my son!"

Chen Shuzhai: “…”

Get out!

Huang Kexin straightened her clothes and breathed a sigh of relief.

Good, the physical threat has been dealt with.

The next thing to do is to pretend nothing happened and walk out the door calmly.

Then bury this matter firmly in the corner of memory, fill it with soil, and plant trees!

As long as I go to that place, I can turn back into a girl!

As long as I can get there!

…Then she was blocked by a man with a sad face.

It's hard to judge this man's expression.

It feels like suddenly finding out that your girlfriend is a man.

"This... brother."

Chen Shuzhai said in a hoarse voice, "I want to ask something."

"Male!" Huang Kexin said seriously, "I am a man!"

Then she saw that the expression of the man in front of her became even sadder.

"...I know, I know, you don't have to repeat it, really, you don't have to repeat it."

Chen Shuzhai's expression was extremely complicated. "I just want to ask, have you seen my lens cap? ... When you bumped into me just now, it seemed like you grabbed it."

Huang Kexin blinked.

She crossed her chest with one hand, supported her chin, thought for about five seconds, and blinked again.

"Wow, really, I think I did catch something round just now, but I just threw it away on the way... Um, why do you seem so conflicted all of a sudden?"

Of course Chen Shuzhai was very conflicted.

He felt that the brother in front of him was so dedicated. Since he was cosplaying as Asuna, not only did he use breast pads to make it so realistic, but even his words and actions had to become so feminine.

Especially that little action of blinking in confusion.

Damn it, he was shamelessly moved!

Huang Kexin didn't say anything unreasonable like "How much can a lens cap be worth?"

Because it's someone else's stuff.

As long as it is someone else's property that you lost, no matter whether it is expensive or cheap, you have an obligation to help him find it.

"I'm sorry" means "I know I made a mistake, so I'm willing to pay the price for it", not "I've already said I'm sorry, what else do you want from me?"

Huang Kexin asked cautiously: "Well...how about I take you to look for it? I think I still remember the way."

Chen Shuzhai subconsciously wanted to say, "It doesn't matter, it's not much money."

After all, he didn't really come here just for a lens cover...

But... he thought about it and nodded.

"Well, that's troublesome."

...In a sense, since we are all men, it is easier to ask for contact information.

Even Chen Shuzhai himself didn't know why he still wanted the contact information.

He is in a very complicated mood now.

So they went out.

The moment he stepped out of the men's bathroom, Huang Kexin felt as happy as if he had finally walked out of the teacher's office.