After modification, enter the love game

As soon as I entered the door, I saw the dean of studies scolding the principal.

"Principal, I'm not saying anything bad about you." The middle-aged woman pointed at a piece of paper and said, "Look, is this a suggestion that anyone can come up with?"

The principal said weakly: "I suggested this..."

"Nonsense, I don't even curse when others bring it up."

headmaster:"……"

Jiang Mu & Li Hua: "..."

They both felt that what the dean said was a bit too much.

The dean of studies said, "Look at this. Students must wear school uniforms when they enter school. Half of the money will be paid by the students, and the other half will be paid out of your own pocket to subsidize poor students."

"What's wrong with this?"

"Of course there is no problem with this sentence, the problem is the next sentence." The dean said murderously, "You recommend that the hem of the girls' school uniform be shortened by five centimeters?"

Jiang Mu & Li Hua: "..."

They felt that it was not the dean who was going too far.

The principal raised his hand: "But when I asked my colleagues, that's how it's practiced in their school."

"Which principal is your colleague? I'll go talk to him."

"From Japan."

"..."

The dean was speechless, but then he frowned and noticed the two people outside the door.

She said: "Sit."

"No, no, no." Jiang Mu waved his hands quickly.

"Yes, yes, yes. Please tell me what I need." Li Hua followed closely.

"It is obligatory."

"Yes, it is my duty."

The dean rubbed his eyebrows subconsciously, feeling quite tired.

It's mostly muscle memory.

"That's right." The Dean of Studies said, "I have compiled a list of some special students who need home visits to understand their situations. There are relevant reasons under each student, and I have written them down."

"Originally this should be done by the teachers, but I think it would be more appropriate for people of the same age to do the things on the list, so I can only ask you to do it. Of course, if you are busy, I will find someone else to do it."

Jiang Mu took the list and asked as he looked at it, "Do you just need to understand the situation?"

"Well, it's just to understand the situation. I will make a teaching plan for each student." The dean rubbed her eyebrows tiredly, and the principal went up to rub her shoulders in a servile manner.

Li Hua whispered, "Look at the fourth one in the first row."

Jiang Mu looked over subconsciously.

"Zhang Cuihua...what's wrong?"

"Don't you think this name sounds familiar?"

"A little bit, but I shouldn't..." He paused and frowned, "No, this is Ella?"

NO.56 (First order please!) Li Hua and Jiang Mu, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix

To be honest, if given a choice, the dean really doesn't want to pick Jiang Mu and Li Hua, the two talented young men, to go for home visits.

It’s not that I doubt their character and ability.

Their character and ability are completely trustworthy.

But apart from their character and ability, there is nothing worth trusting about them.

The dean still remembers that it was a midterm exam a year ago. She stayed up late to calculate the students' scores as usual, and suddenly she discovered two geniuses.

There is no need to say much about Jiang Mu, his scores were so perfect that the dean did not even suspect that he cheated. Even if you asked students to copy the answers, they would at most be on par with him.

Li Hua was a little inferior. He was fine in other subjects except English, where he had a minor problem... well, it was a serious problem.

The dean of studies still can't figure out how he managed to get zero points even though he completed all the tasks.

What? You said there was a time when he didn't get a zero? Is there still hope for Li Hua's English?

The dean thought so too, and she specifically checked the seating arrangements for that day.

Very good, Jiang Mu is in front.

Don’t look at it anymore. You cheated and your score will be reset to zero.

The dean of studies thoughtfully maintained a perfect record for the students, who all passed zero in English.

But this is not important. Compared with the group of monsters that the dean encountered, this is nothing.

She was relieved, ecstatic, and overwhelmed with mixed emotions, just like a great painter who had retired from painting and suddenly discovered two little kids who could paint a hundred scenes of Jiangnan using urine and mud.

If the master-apprentice system was not popular these days, she would have wanted to accept two disciples on the spot.

That period was the best time for the dean of studies for these two people. He even applied for a Penguin account to add them as friends just to get along with the students.

Then all the vegetables she planted in the penguin farm were stolen by Li Hua.

Jiang Mu did better than Li Hua in this respect - he used a secondary account to steal.

That night, the middle-aged principal finished a tiring day, turned on his mobile phone, and enjoyed his rare little entertainment.

Then he looked at the prompt on the screen, "All your vegetables have been stolen! It is recommended that you get a guard dog," and fell into deep thought.

I may not have a dog.

But you are real dogs.

After thinking about this, the dean said earnestly: "You must remember that you are not here to solve the problem, you are here to investigate the problem. Please do not act freely, okay?"

Jiang Mu was dissatisfied: "Don't you believe in our ability?"

Li Hua was also dissatisfied: "That's right, it's our unshirkable responsibility to share the school's worries and help our classmates solve their problems!"

Jiang Mu added: "For example, last time, you asked us to investigate those students who played with their cell phones during class, and we did a pretty good job."

The female principal who was lying behind the director and rubbing his shoulders blinked, "There is such a thing? How did you two do it?"

The Dean of Studies had a blank expression on his face: "They used their fake accounts to send out red envelopes in the student group, and all those who grabbed the red envelopes were just playing with their phones in class."

"..."

The principal thought to himself that it was a miracle that the two of you were not dragged into a corner and beaten.

The dean thought that the reason they were not beaten up was simply because they ran fast.

"And the time before that, the school had a last-minute notification, but the radio was broken, so all students had to be notified within 20 minutes." Li Hua said, "Didn't we do a good job there?"

The principal was curious: "How did you do it?"

The Dean of Studies continued expressionlessly, "They asked me to stand in a large open space in advance, and then came back to spread a rumor that I was hit by a car and was now swearing at the car owner. Within ten minutes, the rumor spread throughout the school, and almost all the teachers and students rushed to gather around me, including students from the neighboring school."

"..."

The principal thought to himself that it was a miracle that you were not expelled by the dean of studies.

The dean thought that the reason I didn’t expel them was simply because of my good temper.

"And the time before that." Jiang Mu continued, "During the explosion-proof drill at school, the old principal was dizzy but insisted on going into battle to protect the students himself. Didn't we successfully persuade him not to put himself in danger?"

Principal: “You…”

The Dean of Studies answered in advance this time: "Yes, you successfully persuaded him not to be a guardian. You persuaded him to be a gangster with a weapon, and even specifically told him how a qualified gangster should behave. The old principal learned it very seriously."

The current principal blinked and said, "Isn't this good? The students and teachers should be considerate of the elderly, right?"

"Yes, the old principal is highly respected, and all the teachers and students will certainly understand him." The Dean of Studies said calmly, "But the old principal has always been conscientious and responsible. He acted like a gangster and acted like a real gangster. Then he was pinned to the ground by four explosion-proof forks by enthusiastic passers-by, and his waist was sprained."

"..."

The principal whispered, "No wonder I remembered asking the old principal how he got into the hospital, but he refused to tell me."

The dean of studies thought to himself what nonsense. The old principal had not only four explosion-proof forks but also two big men weighing nearly 200 kilograms on him at the time. His wife has been laughing at him for half a year about this, so how could he possibly tell you about it.

"And the best, the best..."

"Don't go on and on." The dean said tiredly, "Really, you just need to bring some gifts, chat with the students' parents, or chat with the students themselves, and tell me about the difficulties they encounter."

"Really, that's all. Consider it a favor to you two. Remember to make a list of the gifts you bought. I'll reimburse you when you get back to school."

Li Hua thought for a moment and asked, "Can I defraud the funds?"

Jiang Mu kicked him and said, "How can you talk like that? Can you say this in public?"

Then he asked the Dean, "Can you accept that the gifts we send have a certain premium and that some damage may occur during transportation?"

Dean:"……"

Is it appropriate for you to say this in front of me?

headmaster:"……"

The principal's remaining historical knowledge told her that this was how the feudal dynasties exploited the lower-class people.

She felt that these two students would never be able to take the civil service exam in the future.

If you really pass the civil service exam, remember to tell her so that she can invest in advance.

"... As long as it's not too excessive, yes." The Dean said tiredly, "Please."

"Order!"

Jiang Mu and Li Hua high-fived each other, their smiles bright and sunny, like two officers of the Demon King's army who had successfully destroyed the world.

After they left the room, the principal whispered to the dean, "Is this really okay?"

She wondered if it would be a bit difficult to leave this kind of thing to two children.

The Dean of Studies sighed, "There's nothing we can do. Just consider it as a way to ward off disaster."

"?"

The principal always felt that the director and she were not on the same page.

On campus, Jiang Mu looked at the list carefully. Li Hua asked casually, "So you really don't plan to help the people on the list solve their problems, but report them truthfully?"

"You must be joking. Am I the kind of person who conceals the truth?" Jiang Mu said righteously, "I have a strong character, okay!"

"speak English."

"We solved some problems ahead of time, and now the problems are gone. You can't blame us for not reporting them, right?"

"...It has to be you!"

NO.57 It was you who were chased and beaten by the dean that day!

So Jiang Mu and Li Hua went to buy some door-to-door gifts.

"...I was just joking." In the supermarket, Li Hua had a strange expression on his face, "Are you really planning to defraud the school of funds...Are you so short of money?"

"You beast, what do you know?" Jiang Mu looked at him sideways. "Do you know that for men, pocket money is like kidney water. You can use it but you can't live without it."

He has been extremely poor recently, and Jiang Quhan has refused to approve his money, so he can barely afford dinner.

I can't really rely on Her Royal Highness the Princess for help.

I am the only son of an ancient family, don’t I have any dignity?

Li Hua shook his head, "I don't understand. My pocket money is as abundant as my kidney water. I can't really understand the pain of a kidney-deficient person like you."

"…I don't know why I suddenly want to hit you."