After modification, enter the love game

Jiang Mu picked up an apple and looked at it. "It's okay. Generally, the funds for such activities are flexible. The purpose of some money is to let people cheat."

He paused and said, “In fact, when you become a graduate student, you will know that at a certain time, the professor will call on all staff to find ways to spend the funds.

As long as the reason is legitimate and you can make up a story, there is probably nothing wrong with you reporting your visit to the red-light district as "observing social trends and the employment status of women."

Li Hua exclaimed: "Who came up with such a ridiculous reason?"

"Me." Jiang Mu said.

"..."

Li Hua thought to himself, I told you that ordinary people wouldn't do such a stupid thing.

They each carried a bag of fruit. As soon as they went out, Jiang Mu took an apple and started eating it. He also took another one and asked Li Hua if he wanted one.

Li Hua shook his head: "No, I refuse to go along with you."

"Okay." Jiang Mu put the apple back regretfully.

“So give me an orange.”

"?"

Jiang Muchen said, "So this is what you mean by you don't want to go along with me?"

Refusing to go along with the crowd, Li Hua happily broke the orange.

It’s a sunny day, and every gust of wind is clearly saying that it will burn you to death.

This kind of weather is really suitable for going out and making friends. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know them well, you will become familiar with them after standing in the sun for a while.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask."

When they were almost at the door of the first house, Li Hua said, "Do you have any experience in similar home visits? We will go to their house later and see what would be the best way to explain it."

"You underestimated me, didn't you?" Jiang Mu smiled disdainfully, "Of course I have no experience."

"…Then why are you so eager to take this job?" Li Hua was surprised. "What if their parents don't welcome us?"

"That's easy. Say hello when you enter, explain your purpose, and then 'accidentally' mention our grades, saying that we worked hard even during the summer vacation and won first place in the knowledge contest a few days ago. We each won a learning machine. Finally, buy a reference book and say it's a reference book we're using and we sent it to our classmates. Then the parents will warmly welcome us in."

"..."

Li Hua felt that they didn’t know whether parents would welcome this approach or not.

The students must have wanted to kick them both out on the spot.

The two of them talked as they walked and soon arrived outside the first house.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk."

The door opened, revealing a woman dressed like a lady.

"You are……"

"Hello, are you Wang Yi's sister?" Jiang Mu lied with his eyes open, "We are Wang Yi's classmates and we are here to visit him."

The wife was stunned for a moment, "I'm his mother."

"Ah? That's impossible." Jiang Mu was surprised. "No matter how you look at it, she doesn't look like him. She is so young."

The wife was grinning from ear to ear.

Li Hua looked at Jiang Mu as if he was an alien.

"Look at you kids, you just come to the door, and you bring some fruit..." She took the fruit and asked enthusiastically, "Have you eaten? Can I cook for you?"

Li Hua had nothing to say and could only silently shout "awesome" in his heart.

After Jiang Mu skillfully exchanged a few polite words, he asked, "Excuse me, is Wang Yi at home? We would like to consult his opinion on something."

The wife looked a little worried when she heard this: "I know, it's because he doesn't want to go to school, right?"

She said helplessly, "It was actually fine before. Although the child's grades were not very good, he studied very hard."

"But for some reason, ever since he entered junior high school, he has been very resistant to going to school. He would rather study at home than go to school..."

The wife complained bitterly.

"Maybe there are some things that are hard to say to parents." Jiang Mu analyzed seriously, "For example, sometimes I don't dare to tell my father about some things I do."

Li Hua thought to himself, yes, yes, if you dare to tell him that you posted Uncle Jiang’s information on the dating platform, Uncle Jiang will probably fly back overnight to beat you up.

Jiang Mu glared at him and said with his eyes, "Stop criticizing me behind my back."

Li Hua glanced at him and said with his eyes, "Just tell me whether I am right or not."

Regardless of what the two said, after a while, a young man of about twelve or thirteen came out.

It's hard to describe the way he dresses. It's probably the look of a normal guy who stays in bed for two weeks in the summer.

Wang Yi looked at Jiang Mu and Li Hua and thought for a while: "Why do I feel like you two look familiar?"

Jiang Mu pointed at Li Hua skillfully: "He is Li Hua, Muzi Li, the flashy Hua."

Li Hua also pointed at Jiang Mu skillfully: "He is Jiang Mu, the surname of Shennong, which means "a monkey wearing a crown."

Wang Yi suddenly realized, "Oh, yes, it was you two who were chased and beaten by the dean with a broom that day!"

Jiang Mu & Li Hua: "..."

"Wow, it's you two." Wang Yi said with envy, "You two are very famous in our class. Many girls are talking about you."

"...It's not you. Wait, I can understand girls discussing him. This guy has a certain item called "luck in love" in his inherent entry." Li Hua said, "Why is there me?"

"Yes." Jiang Mu also said, "Do the girls in your class have poor eyesight?"

Li Hua: "..."

I know I'm not very popular with girls, but you don't have to say it so bluntly.

"Because our head teacher happens to be the dean of studies." Wang Yi said, "The dean of studies was chasing you two that day but failed, so he came back angry and assigned us two more exams. All the girls in the class were scolding you."

"...What about the boy?" Jiang Mu asked weakly.

He thinks swearing is not a good habit.

Wang Yi said: "The boys didn't curse at you, they just wanted to beat you up."

Jiang Mu: "..."

He felt that if he could just swear without using violence, it might not be a bad habit.

"By the way, can you let me beat you up later? If you let me beat you up, I'll go to class. A real man does what he says." Wang Yi was eager to try.

"No."

Wang Yi said "Oh" in disappointment.

Thinking about the five students left on the list who needed home visits, Li Hua suddenly felt that it might not be a good idea for the two of them to take this job.

NO.58 “I’m in love, from Henan” “With a guy! ?”

"That's off topic. Why don't you want to go to school?"

Jiang Mu has not forgotten the purpose of his home visit.

Wang Yi was silent for a while: "Do you think my name is a bit sloppy?"

Jiang Muchen said, “So you knew it yourself.”

I thought your name was written by some author because he was too lazy to remember the names of the characters in the book.

However, he knew what to say and what not to say, so he kept silent.

So Li Hua said, "I thought the author just wrote this name casually because he was lazy."

Wang Yi: “…”

Can't I really beat them both?

Jiang Mu said: "So... this is why you skipped class? The name is not nice?"

"What do you mean by 'this is'? Of course it should be!"

Wang Yi was very excited, "Do you know how many times I have been laughed at because of my name since I entered junior high school?"

He took a breath and said indignantly, "What's even worse is that because my name is so easy to remember, the teacher always calls me when asking questions in class! Every time! Do you know how painful this is? I've been laughed at by my deskmate for this for a year!"

Jiang Mu said: "When your deskmate is called, you also laugh at your deskmate."

"You think I don't want to, but she is from a minority ethnic group. The first part of her name has seven characters, which adds up to more than 20 characters. The teacher has never asked her to stand up and answer questions."

"..."

Well, no wonder I feel unbalanced.

Jiang Mu thought for a moment, "If you just want her to stand up and answer questions, I have a good idea."

Wang Yi's eyes lit up: "Please go ahead."

"Next time the teacher calls on you to answer a question, just pretend you can't answer it."

"Uh...what's the point of this?"

Jiang Mu shook his finger. "This way, no matter how hard it is to remember your deskmate's name, at that moment, her name will be called 'deskmate', and the teacher will only say 'Students next to you, please stand up and answer this question'."

Wang Yi gasped.

Damn, you can play it like this.

Li Hua also gasped.

Damn, so this is how you play?

I was saying that this bastard Sun was obviously the best in all subjects, and his language ability was so high that he could think of a lie of more than a thousand words in three seconds, but sometimes he couldn't answer the questions asked in class.

Then the teacher will say, "Students in the back row, please stand up and answer this question"...

Li Hua was sitting behind Jiang Mu.

What's even more outrageous is that this guy would be kind enough to provide him with answers.

For example, last time, Jiang Mu put his hands behind his back and made a "c" sign to Li Hua who had just woken up.

Li Hua sneered at the time and thought to himself, do you think I will fall for your trick?

Any of the options could be the correct answer, but option C is absolutely impossible!

So Li Hua answered B confidently.

The teacher was very surprised, as if he didn't understand why Li Hua could give such an answer when he was clearly asleep.

And she was pleased to make him stand for half the class as punishment.

The students felt sleepy in the afternoon, and the teacher could understand that if the answer was wrong, it was wrong.

But what does it mean when you choose B in the fill-in-the-blank question?

This is mocking me.

"This is a good idea," Wang Yi said, "but the problem of my name seems to have not been solved yet."

"...This seems a bit beyond our capabilities." Li Hua complained, "We can't change your name just because you call us dad."

Jiang Mu thought: "It seems that it is not impossible."

Wang Yi was shocked: "You really want me to shout?"

Li Hua was also shocked: "Are you really going to let him shout?"

"...That's not what I meant." Jiang Mu said, "Do you remember the community event I participated in last year?"

Li Hua glanced at him and said, "How could I not remember? You went to play with seven or eight-year-old kids and taught them to sing ancient Chinese songs."

"Oh, you have a good memory."

"Nonsense, the tune of the obscene song "Eighteen Touches" that you taught was known to the whole elementary school a few months later. The principal had no idea what the tune was, but thought it sounded nice and novel, so he asked the students to sing it in the competition. They even improvised a set of positive lyrics like "I Love My Family." When they got to the scene, they choked Professor Gu Le, who was a guest judge, and sent him to the hospital. To this day, comments like "a song that breaks one's heart" are still circulating about that competition."

Li Hua said this expressionlessly, and then became furious: "And you used my name when you did the above deeds!"

Jiang Mu smiled and said, "When you go out, your identity is given by yourself."