After modification, enter the love game

Wang Yi didn't understand, but he was greatly shocked.

Jiang Mu continued, "What I mean is, although his name is Wang Yi, he doesn't have to be Wang Yi. Just find a name that he likes, and we can help promote him."

Li Hua exclaimed: "When it comes to being mean, you are the one."

Wang Yi also felt that there was great potential.

He said excitedly, "Well, then, can I give myself a more domineering name?"

"That's natural, you say."

"Then call me Wang Batian!" Wang Yi shouted, "I told you I've read a book, in which there's a person called Lin Batian, who's so domineering. I've envied this name for a long time... Why are you two looking at me like that?"

"..."

Jiang Muchen said that this name is domineering.

It may make people focus too much on the word "王霸" in the front and forget the word "天" in the back.

Also, this family's aesthetic taste for names is really consistent.

He gently reminded: "I don't think this name goes well with your last name."

Wang Yi waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter. My last name was given by my parents, and I chose my first name myself. There is no conflict."

Li Hua thought to himself that this guy was actually quite filial.

Well, in a sense, his name does reduce the number of times he is called upon by the teacher.

After all, most teachers are role models. If they say "bully" every day, people will think that the teacher is tirelessly destroying people.

Jiang Mu and Li Hua then went to a few more places, and the situations were all different.

For example, there was a boy who was addicted to a large online game. Not only was he unwilling to go to school, but he also spent a lot of money on it. His parents were really worried about this.

Li Hua was puzzled: "Isn't this a sign of a five-element beating? It's not good to waste money recklessly."

My father said that spending money was no big deal and it wasn’t much anyway, and it was much cheaper than starting a business.

Upon further questioning, I found out that the father was a coal boss.

Li Hua felt that he was being presumptuous.

The father cried to them and said, "Is it really impossible for the Dong family to produce someone who can study? Besides the mine, what else does their family have? ?

A seven-foot tall man cried like a 200-pound child.

Li Hua thought to himself that there are dozens of luxury cars in your basement.

Jiang Mu's suggestion was to have the boss cut off his son's pocket money, and then spend money to hire a few studios, the kind that dominate the server by making money, to monitor his son's account 24 hours a day, hunt him down as soon as he comes online, and kill him until he gives up on himself. After killing him, it would be best if they could type and dance on his corpse.

If you change the game, you can change the studio and continue to kill.

Over time, the problem will be solved naturally.

Upon hearing this, the coal boss looked at Jiang Mu for a long time and said, "Are you interested in working with me? I need despicable talents like you."

Jiang Mu declined.

The old father was still worried. "What if he doesn't spend money and can still escape from the hands of 20 studios? Or what if he can endure this humiliation?"

"If he can do the former, then he is a rare e-sports genius. Send him over to win the world championship and bring honor to the family."

Jiang Mu patiently advised, "If he can do the latter, it would be even more amazing. As the saying goes, a little impatience can ruin a big plan. If he can endure this, it would be more appropriate to quickly train him to be the successor."

The boss was very pleased and gave each of them a gold ring before they left.

...Li Hua felt that Jiang Mu would never be able to work in sales in the future.

Easy to break the law.

There is also a third boy on the list.

He didn't go to school because he was in love.

The mother looked desperate and said, "I don't know why my child is like this."

Jiang Muchen said, "Wow, I've been here for so long, but this is the first time I've seen parents who are sad because their son is in a premature love relationship."

The others were so happy at this time that they almost gave away condoms.

After asking, they found out that the cause was in Henan.

"What's wrong with Henan?" Li Hua expressed the matchmaker's dissatisfaction, "It's such a time and there's still regional discrimination."

"I don't discriminate based on region." The mother cried, "I said he was in a relationship with a guy."

"…No, wait, what is the gender of your son?"

Mother:"……"

Aren’t these two people really here to cause trouble?

Jiang Mu had a feeling that things were going to be tricky.

NO.59 Ella's home visit

With a man!

male!

of!

Li Hua didn't understand, but he was greatly shocked.

Jiang Mu understood, but he was also shocked.

"Oh my god..." Li Hua asked, "How do I do this?"

Jiang Mu thought about it, stretched out his two index fingers, and tapped each other a few times, "Is this probably the way to go?"

"…Your description is so vivid that it makes me sick, so please put it away quickly, thank you."

Li Hua looked as if he had eaten a cockroach alive. "And what I'm asking is, how do we solve this problem?"

"Why do we need to solve it?" Jiang Mu wondered, "We are just doing a home visit and reporting any problems we encounter."

Li Hua glanced sideways and thought, now you remember the instructions of the dean, huh?

He stood proudly, showing his determination not to be involved in the scandal:

"you're right!"

The two hit it off and turned away.

"Who's next?" Jiang Mu asked.

"Zhang Cuihua."

"... To be fair, don't call her by her name later, or she'll kick you and I won't help."

Li Hua was angry and said, "We have been friends for so many years, and you have the heart to watch me being bullied by her?"

"Of course I can't bear it. I will look up at the sky."

Li Hua looked at Jiang Mu as if he was looking at an unfilial descendant.

Jiang Mu completely ignored it.

"Let's go to the supermarket. We need to buy something different this time."

"Why, you want to buy a diamond ring?"

"Yeah, by the way, I'll buy you a copper-headed leather belt and whip you until you spin like a top." Jiang Mu glanced sideways, "Stop talking nonsense, just follow me."

Half an hour later.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk."

"Who is it?"

The girl's voice came from far away, and the door opened like a curtain rolled up, revealing a black swan girl in plain clothes.

"Hey." Jiang Mu raised his hand.

"Yo." Li Hua also raised his hand.

There was about two seconds of silence.

"Wow!" Ella was surprised. "Are you here to... help the poor?"

No wonder she said that.

At this time, Jiang Mu was holding two huge plastic bags in his hands. Although he couldn't see clearly through the bags, he could vaguely see things like "meat", "vegetables" and "seasonings" inside.

On the other side, Li Hua was holding two large boxes of milk.

The two of them standing in front of the door really looked like generous relatives who had come from afar.

If you hold chickens, ducks or something in your hands, it will look more like one.

"Hurry, hurry, come in, it's hot outside."

Ella quickly invited the two into the house and turned on the air conditioner with a "beep".

She was a little embarrassed. "I'm the only one at home today. Turning on the air conditioner is a bit of a waste of electricity. The room is a little hot. Sorry, sorry. It will be cool in a moment."

It was certainly hot in the room, as could be seen from the way Ella was dressed.

She was wearing a loose white men's shirt and black hot pants that didn't reach her knees. Her long light blonde hair was tied into a thin ponytail.

This is a very simple outfit, but it exudes an almost overflowing sense of youth. Combined with the girl's liveliness, it would be more than enough for her to be on a magazine cover. The curve from the calf to the toes is so beautiful that it makes people's heart throb.

“So, you guys aren’t really here to help alleviate poverty, are you?”

Ella joked, "I don't want that. Even if you carry it all the way here, I will bring it back to you personally."

As she spoke, she rolled up her sleeves and made a "strong" gesture.

Unfortunately, Ella does not possess the attribute of "strength" at all, but her attribute of "charm" is everywhere.

Li Hua shrugged: "Ask him, he wants to buy it."

Jiang Mu seemed to be observing the layout of the room, and thought for a while after hearing what he said.

"Do you know what it means to defraud funds?"

Ella tilted her head, her eyes flickered, and three question marks seemed to appear above her head.

Jiang Mu said: "To put it simply, this is the money approved by the school for us to buy souvenirs."

"...Aren't these souvenirs from you too comprehensive?" Ella complained, "It has everything from meat to eggs and milk."

She thought for a moment. "So, this is a legal, proper, and flexible 'funding', right?"

Jiang Mu praised: "Smart."

Li Hua thought to himself that he had never realized before that Zhang Cuihua was quite a moral person.

Ella immediately said, "How elastic is it? Can I buy something else, like some celery or something?"

Li Hua: “…Ah?”

Ella's eyes sparkled like two jewels in a crown.

"Is there a limit to the amount of money that can be reimbursed? How often does such a good thing come about? By the way, why did the school choose you two? Is it because you have good grades? If so, can you call me next time something like this happens? I think my grades are pretty good too...

Oh, yes, since it is a souvenir, can you accept a certain premium for the gift? Also, is there any damage during transportation?"

Li Hua: "..."

Why does this sound so familiar to me?

Jiang Mu touched his chin and said, "This... in principle, it's not possible."

"In other words, there is room for practical application?" Ella immediately responded.

"Very good, I'll take you with me next time this happens."

"Okay!"

Jiang Mu was as pleased as a president who had just shouted on the stage, "The people of the whole country welcome the increase in oil prices."

Ella was so happy that it looked like she had successfully applied for the position of assistant to the president, whose slogan was "The whole nation welcomes the increase in oil prices."