...Are you kidding? He has nothing to do so he makes things more difficult for himself?

Anyway, this CD only comes once a month, so just play it a few more times.

Only immature young people would think about speedrunning.

As a reliable adult male, Jiang Mu has always been very patient.

Professor Luo praised this point more than once in the past.

He said, "Jiang Mu, where the hell did you find a blind date for me? She's actually about the same age as me... You're really patient!"

The wording may be strong.

But this is the case with all elderly people, they are less able to express their emotions.

Maybe it's because of excessive joy that one becomes angry.

Jiang Mu didn't take it to heart at all.

After all, Professor Luo is still working on the front line of education at an old age, and Jiang Mu cannot take care of him all the time, so it is quite necessary to have a companion to help him.

If Professor Luo doesn't like his old partner, he can find a younger one.

Jiang Mu thought thoughtfully about the matter of betraying his teacher and destroying his ancestors.

Then another dialog box popped up in front of him.

[Are you sure you don't want to increase the difficulty? ]

[Additional note: When the difficulty is increased, in addition to the special intermissions for skills, a normal intermission will also be given.]

It's just an ordinary intermission. I still haven't had time to watch nearly ten intermissions.

[P.S.: The name of the interlude is "Noisy Pantomime".]

Noisy pantomime... so what if it's noisy pantomime?

Isn’t it just the story line of my father and my mother?

Don't think one intermission can change my decision.

I love to challenge my limits!

【You have chosen to increase the difficulty. 】

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Jiang Mu began to feel something was wrong.

He thought that there would be some "main plot" this time, such as a battle of wits and courage with xx criminals.

But in fact, there is no main plot, but the side plots have increased dramatically.

That night, he got home at nine o'clock. After taking a quick shower and going to bed, he planned to get up early the next day to go to school and talk to Ella about the drama.

If you think about it carefully, this is quite youthful.

Then, on the road, Jiang Mu was bumped by a girl holding a piece of bread in her mouth, looking very youthful.

Logically speaking, Jiang Mu is very familiar with this process and is unlikely to be hit by the running girl.

So this time she was hit by a bicycle.

Jiang Mu: “?”

Now the girls who spawn in the corners are starting to use public transportation, right?

Li Hua: “???”

He was having a friendly conversation with Jiang Mu, as if they were father and son.

As a result, Jiang Mu was knocked flying as soon as he turned his head.

Quite suddenly.

The scene was too cruel and I couldn't see it clearly.

So can you let me watch it again, ride faster and hit farther.

I can add money.

The girl felt very guilty. She bowed and apologized in a sincere tone. She cried and asked Jiang Mu to go to the hospital. Then the test results should be released, showing a broken ankle, compulsory hospitalization, one month's leave of absence from school, and careful care. They fell in love with each other over time.

Fortunately, Jiang Mu’s first step was not in compliance - nothing happened to him.

But the bicycle tire was knocked crooked.

Declining the girl's invitation to visit the hospital, the two continued walking forward.

This time Jiang Mu was not knocked away.

But the old lady in front of me was trembling halfway across the road when the green light suddenly turned red...

Because a car was coming straight towards us.

When the two fathers saw this, they immediately threw their schoolbags away and rushed forward. Jiang Mu rushed forward holding the old lady. Li Hua kicked him on the butt, helping Jiang Mu speed up and using the force to leap back.

The side of the car brushed past his face, so close that it felt like kissing the toes of death.

Li Hua sat on the ground, said "Oh shit" and let out a long breath.

By the time he walked over, Jiang Mu had already calmed the old lady down.

Li Hua: “?”

Are you being too efficient?

You'd be invincible if you became a gigolo.

Although I don’t know how Jiang Mu did it, it’s a good thing that the old man didn’t get frightened.

The two refused the apology from the car driver who was grateful and grateful. The driver's daughter was also in the car and was crying from fear.

He then sent the old lady, who was thanking him profusely, home, and politely declined the old lady's invitation, "Wait a moment, I'll call my granddaughter over to pour you tea," and turned around and left in a cool manner.

The old lady chased to the door and asked: "What are your names?"

Jiang Mu thought for a moment and said, "My last name is Lei."

Li Hua understood immediately: "My name is Feng."

Waving your sleeves will not take away a single cloud.

Then the two started running - mainly because they were running late.

After experiencing the girl who hit someone and the old lady who was almost hit, they experienced something even more exciting.

A girl who didn't hit anyone but was accused of hitting someone.

And an old lady who was not hit but insisted that she was hit.

"It was you! You hit me!"

If appearance reflects the heart, then the old lady lying on the ground can be said to have a hideous face.

He has narrow eyes, thin lips, a narrow nose and thin ears, his hair is disordered and his voice is hoarse, and he is as harsh as paper.

To be able to grow up like this in a world where the average appearance of a person is comparable to that of someone who has undergone plastic surgery is truly admirable.

The little girl had a kind face and seemed to be about the same age as Jiang Mu and Li Hua's father. How could she have seen such a scene before?

So I could only stand there and wipe my tears helplessly.

Li Hua glanced at him and asked, "Do you care?"

"Are you serious?" Jiang Mu said, "We are already three minutes late."

"so?"

"So you're already three minutes late, so being a little later won't matter."

"I know it, let's go."

On the ground, the old man was still lying there shouting.

"You didn't hit him, why are you helping him? This matter is not over yet!"

The little girl cried even harder.

She subconsciously wanted to say something, but was shocked to the soul by this extremely shameless remark.

So much so that the education she received since childhood began to crumble.

Suddenly a boy came over and complained: "My classmate, what you did is so inappropriate. How could you do this?"

The old lady was stunned.

What's going on with these two boys?

I don’t have any accomplices either.

"Indeed." said Li Hua from behind.

"She already said that you bumped into her. If you don't bump into her yourself once, you'd be letting her down for all her efforts."

As he spoke, he picked up the bicycle.

Little girl: “?”

old lady:"???"

"What do you want to do?!" the old man said in a shrill voice, "I'm warning you, if you do this..."

Jiang Mu said without blinking: "In this world, anyone who violates traffic regulations and causes a major accident, resulting in serious injury, death, or major losses to public or private property, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years or criminal detention."

He smiled and said: "Please note that it is 'severe injury', 'death' or 'causing serious damage to public or private property'.

...For cases below this limit, it is usually the case that 'the traffic management department convenes both parties for mediation'. "

He looked at Li Hua: "Are you afraid of mediation?"

“Actually, I’m still a little scared.”

Li Hua adjusted the bicycle seat and said:

"If someone really gets killed, my dad will have to go drink with them. My mom really hates my dad drinking, so I'll be punished."

"That's really serious." Jiang Mu tilted his head and looked at the ground. "Old man, don't you think so?"

old lady:!!!

Without waiting for the other party to say anything, Jiang Mu said to Li Hua: "Oh, yes, actually you don't have to worry."

"How to say?"

"First, this place is remote and there are few pedestrians. Most importantly, there are no cameras... From the way the old lady was rolling on the ground just now, it doesn't look like she has any electronic recording equipment on her body. So, no matter what you do, you are very flexible.

Look, this is a great place to commit crimes, isn't it?"

Jiang Mu smiled and said, "Second, and most importantly, you are underage."

"Minor?" Li Hua asked back.

"To put it simply, if you are an adult, your dad may have to go out for two drinks; if you are a minor, then your dad only needs to go out for one drink, or even not drink."

"So that's it." Li Hua suddenly realized.

He had already adjusted the seat of the bicycle and sat on it with one leg raised high, eager to try.

The old lady ran away.

He stood up extremely quickly and ran away.

It was as if she was really hit, but it was her Ren and Du meridians that were hit.

"Leaving now?"

Li Hua jumped off the bicycle and smacked his lips.

“I haven’t finished my performance yet.”

Jiang Mu glanced sideways: "You call this acting? Why do I feel like you're telling the truth?"

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