"It's the truth, but I didn't really want to do it, so I called it acting."
Li Hua shrugged, "You can't assume that I would do such a thing just because I have such conditions; just like you can't assume that I have been a gigolo for many years just because I am handsome."
"What if this person refuses to repent?"
Li Hua thought for a moment and said, "You just said... there are no cameras here, right?"
The two looked at each other and laughed out loud at the same time.
The girl next to him looked at Li Hua and then at Jiang Mu.
There were tears in his eyes and an expression as if he wanted to say something but couldn't.
"Classmate, don't be afraid." Jiang Mu said gently.
"Yes, there's no point in being afraid. We're not good people." Li Hua also said gently, "And there are no cameras here."
The two people's comfort was indeed effective.
The girl screamed "wow" and burst into tears.
"..."
Jiang Mu glanced at Li Hua.
Li Hua said confidently: "I am crying with joy. This is tears of joy."
It took the two of them about ten minutes to calm the girl down again.
During this process, Jiang Mu made a great contribution. He quoted from classics, made witty remarks, talked about all sorts of things, and acted righteously, and finally made the girl laugh through her tears.
Li Hua's contribution was also great. He kept his mouth shut and didn't say a word.
"You won't send her to school?"
Li Hua turned his head and looked behind him. "This girl is still looking at you. Let me tell you, if you send her to school now, she will deserve to have her name in our book."
"It's better to miss each other than to meet, forget it."
"I have a question that I find very strange." Li Hua said, "You actually let that scammer go just like that."
"Heh... do you really think I let her go?"
Li Hua kicked him and said, "Speak human language."
"Tsk, why don't you cooperate at all?"
Jiang Mu said, "Don't worry, that person won't have a good ending. If nothing unexpected happens, being hit and killed directly will be the most dramatic and fatalistic."
"Are you really going to get rid of her?"
"No, someone did kill her, but that person wasn't me." Jiang Mu smiled mysteriously, "If you really want to say, it was 'The World' who killed her."
Li Hua always felt that Jiang Mu was suffering from some serious illness.
It needs to be blessed by a Taoist priest.
"Speaking of which, I have a question too." Jiang Mu said, "How can you be sure that this is a scam? What if it really is a scam?"
Li Hua smiled mysteriously: "Of course I know."
Jiang Mu always felt that Li Hua also had some serious illness.
The kind that needs to be blessed by a monk.
The two seriously ill teenagers walked to the school, carefully stuck to the wall, tried their best to avoid all cameras, and finally sneaked to the front door of the classroom.
"Phew, luckily I wasn't caught by the dean." Jiang Mu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Li Hua was still frightened.
"Then I just need to wait until the get out of class is over and sneak into my seat quietly... What is the next class?"
"I'm recalling." Jiang Mu rubbed his eyebrows, "Let me think, today is Tuesday, the third class... Oh, it's about ideology and morality."
"Whose class is it? The school year has just started, and if you're not very familiar with the teacher, you can just get by easily."
"The dean's class."
Li Hua: "..."
Can I say I'm not familiar with her?
The principal has been a teacher for many years and now has little energy to teach core subjects such as Chinese, mathematics and English, but he still insists on teaching a morality class every week.
Li Hua felt that the director didn't need to be so dedicated.
Maybe wait for another class.
This virtue is not indispensable.
At noon, on his way to Ella class, Jiang Mu encountered a bad boy molesting a girl with pigtails.
The bad boy looked ruffian, with a strand of yellow hair on his forehead and an expression that said "I am a scum of society" on his face.
On the other hand, the girl with pigtails, holding a big book in her arms and wearing glasses on her nose, looks petite, weak, and pitiful, and at first glance she is an honest girl.
Jiang Mu frowned subconsciously and strode forward.
Before I even got close, I could hear the blood pressure-raising conversation between the two.
"Is it okay for me to have this expression? Does it look like a bad yellow-haired guy?"
"No, you need to look more aggressive, like you want to rip my clothes off. It would be best if you lick your lips, sneer, and say you can scream even if you hurt your throat, but no one will respond."
"...Dear, are you sure you are talking about the yellow-haired guy and not a pervert? I hope I won't be caught by the security guards."
"It doesn't matter. It would be more like it if you were captured."
"But now I feel like I could be executed by passers-by at any time!"
Jiang Mu, a bystander passing by: "..."
It's rising, blood pressure is rising.
Damn it, can’t the young couple find a place with fewer people to play role-playing games?
I am also a part of your play, right?
Jiang Mu silently pulled the dean over and pointed at the bad boy.
"Director, that's him."
By the way, at this time, the two seemed to have reached the stage where "the bad boy held the photo and forced the innocent girl to laugh sinisterly, and the innocent girl was held in embarrassment and burst into tears."
Jiang Mu had seen this kind of plot before.
Based on his experience of fighting wits and courage with censors when he was writing novels, the next scene is the part that is difficult to pass the review.
The boy quickly explained: "It's a misunderstanding! What a huge misunderstanding! This is... a dialogue, yes, a dialogue!"
The girl also quickly explained: "Yes, yes, someone has performed "Romeo and Juliet" and it is normal for us to rehearse our lines."
The dean of studies said expressionlessly: "I don't care about that."
Then he pointed at the boy and said, "You, cut off that strand of yellow hair."
Wei Dun: "Students are prohibited from dyeing their hair!"
juvenile:"……"
Is it because of this?
Jiang Mu withdrew himself, hiding his achievements and fame.
"Class 7, Class 7... found it."
Come to think of it, this seemed to be his first time coming to Eraban.
Usually they would have lunch together on the lawn where they slept before - it depended on whether Jiang Mu had taken out food that day.
Jiang Mu's meals are rather casual, depending on his mood. Sometimes he might wander around the food street for half an hour and end up finding a home-cooked restaurant to have a meal.
In contrast, Ella is very regular.
She is indeed a hardworking and capable girl. She always cooks and brings her own lunch, which is rich and varied.
Most of the time, the staple food is rice, which is easy to store, with scrambled eggs, small sausages, green peppers and pork slices and other dishes;
Sometimes I would make a curry with potatoes and radishes and mix it with the rice. When it cooled, it would taste like some kind of fragrant brown jelly when I scooped it out with a spoon.
By the way, this was revealed by a bystander named Li who did not want to reveal his name.
Ever since Jiang Mu asked her for a small sausage some time ago, she would cook more for lunch every day, especially meat.
As for why...
Maybe it's just growing, haha.
Coming out of his memories, Jiang Mu randomly pulled a male classmate and asked, "Excuse me, is Ella here?"
The boy looked over suspiciously: "Are you looking for Ella?"
"What, he's looking for Ella?"
"Where? Who, who wants to see Ella?"
"You're looking for Ella!?!?"
These words were like lighting a powder keg in the class. In just a moment, a large group of boys swarmed up and surrounded Jiang Mu.
Looking at the scrutinizing and suspicious eyes of this group of people, Jiang Mu suddenly felt moved.
It’s not easy. It’s really not easy.
Traveling through another world, equipped with a system, excellent attributes, a prominent identity, and an urban background.
I have read so many cool novels, but from childhood to adulthood, I have never experienced a traditional face-slapping plot.
Now I can finally experience the treatment of an urban male protagonist.
Jiang Mu has already thought about the next plot.
First, a certain rich young man stood up and asked, "Do you know who Ella is? Ella is very popular. We recognize her as our school beauty/goddess/dream lover, etc. Can you meet her whenever you want?"
Are the stinky kids from other classes coming to our class to beg for food?
The rich young man brought up his billions of assets, and Jiang Mu brought up Li Hua’s billions of assets.
The rich young man was defeated.
Then it’s a comparison of status. A certain noble said that I’m different from that nouveau riche. I have noble blood flowing in my body and my ancestors are from xxx!
Then Jiang Mu said that I was the eldest direct grandson of Shennong.
Don’t worry about why Shennong has been able to be passed down intact to the present day. I don’t know why, and I also find it outrageous.
But don’t ask, the answer is just the setting. I am really the eldest grandson of Shennong.
Jiang Mu won.
Then there are math geniuses, poetry prodigies, people who are good at playing chess, calligraphy and painting, martial arts contestants, and so on and so forth.
When he defeats the entire class by himself, he can receive Ella's admiring looks with the pride of a winner while shouting "Awesome".
This is what is written in the online articles.
"Yes, I'm looking for Ella." Jiang Mu smiled, "What's the matter?"
He paused, feeling that speaking like this didn't seem powerful enough.
After thinking for two seconds, he said, "You may not know me. My last name is Jiang, from the Shennong clan, and my surname is like a spring breeze..."
The man at the beginning suddenly clapped his hands: "Fuck, you are Romeo!"
Jiang Mu: “?”
"Really Romeo? So handsome?"
"Brother, you are awesome, you are really awesome!"
"Is it really him? I don't think you recognized the wrong person."
"That's him. His name is Jiang Mu. He was in the same class with me last semester. I saw the dean of studies holding a broom and chasing him and Li Hua a few days ago. He ran very fast."
Jiang Mu: "..."
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