In Teyvat, join the chat group

In Teyvat, join the chat group

Author: Wu Ding Xian Ren

Introduction:

Li Xiao, who traveled to Liyue, had a useless system. Under its "coercion", Li Xiao started a BT life that everyone wanted to kill. Just when he couldn't stand the pursuit and decided to go to Mondstadt, a chat group called "Loving Family" invited him...

Hmm? You can go to other worlds? Then no beautiful girl from other worlds can escape!

Li Xiao said, I don’t have any wishes in my life, I just want to surpass more two-dimensional beautiful girls.

The entire story is collected, including all the female characters that appear in the film. If you are a CP fan and mind the destruction of the original relationship, please watch it with caution.

It starts to get super super super after chapter 23.

Moreover, the author is a foot fetishist and often has fits.

Currently involved in the world: Genshin Impact, Gensokyo, Honkai Impact 3, Madoka Magica, Chisou, and Souman. Currently involved in the daily soumanman world: MyGO, Kaguya-sama: Love is War, and A Visible Girl.

Chapter 1: Join the chat group

At the gate of Mondstadt.

A ragged man, leaning on a cane, looked at this free city-state with tears in his eyes.

"Why? I just licked Ganyu's black stockings a few times while she was sleeping. Is it necessary for you to chase me for so long?"

[Host, I need to remind you that your behavior is very abnormal. It is normal to be hunted down.]

Li Xiao was furious. "Isn't that the task you sent?"

[Host, please be more civilized. This system is people-oriented. The tasks issued are closely related to the host's inner desires. Please don't throw dirty water on the system! (＃`O′)]

"I splash ******************!"

[Host's speech has been automatically coordinated! ]

Seeing that the system was pretending to be dead, Li Xiao stopped whispering to it.

"Forget it. Since I am also happy, I will let you go this time. Tongzi, bring my reward here."

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations to the host for completing the mission - "Miss Ye Yang's Black Silk", and obtaining the title - Silk Stocking Pervert]

[Stockings pervert - When being stepped on by a beautiful girl's stockings jailer, strength, speed, stamina, and pleasure will increase by 2 times. ]

"Me!"

Li Xiao couldn't help but want to curse again.

"Do I have to let pretty girls step on me when I fight in the future? Don't you think this is weird? Can you give me a normal reward?"

[Rewards are randomly distributed and cannot be returned or exchanged once sent! ]

"I......"

"Um... who are you?"

Just as Li Xiao was about to continue talking sweetly, a young girl's voice suddenly came from behind him.

Li Xiao turned around and saw that a girl with brown hair, red clothes and rabbit ears on her head, and a yellow-haired girl with emergency food had come behind him and looked at him with strange eyes.

Aren't these Amber, Ying, and Paimon? It seems like the story is just beginning now...

Seeing that Li Xiao didn't answer her and just looked at her, Amber couldn't help but speak again.

"Hello! I'm Amber, the scout knight of Mondstadt. Can you tell me where you are from? What are you planning to do in Mondstadt?"

Li Xiao came back to his senses and spoke in a somewhat sighing tone.

"Hello Amber, my name is Li Xiao, I'm from Liyue, and I came to Mondstadt to escape those beautiful girls who have a crush on me."

"Huh?" Amber was a little confused.

"What the hell is this about a beautiful girl who is obsessed with you!" Paimon couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but complain.

Li Xiao raised his head 45 degrees and looked at the sky, looking a little sad.

"Yes, you heard me right. In Liyue, there was a group of beautiful girls who loved me to death. I had no choice but to come to Mondstadt to seek refuge because I was too handsome."

Amber, Ying and Paimeng all looked at Li Xiao with frowns on their faces.

"You are too narcissistic!" Paimon said loudly to Li Xiao, and even Amber and Ying couldn't help but nod.

Li Xiao glanced at Paimeng, suddenly widened his eyes in shock, pointed at her and said:

"You! Could it be that you are the one in the legend?!"

"Hmm?" Following these words, Ying and Amber focused their eyes on Paimon, who seemed a little at a loss.

Amber placed one hand across her chest and supported her chin with the other, and looked at Paimon with empty eyes.

"Come to think of it, I've never seen a magical creature like Paimon before."

Paimon felt a little embarrassed by being stared at, and stomped his feet in the air, "What the hell is going on!"

"It's emergency food." Li Xiao's voice was a little low.

"It is said to be the best food for the journey. You can eat it after removing the head. It has eight times the protein of beef! However, it has become extinct due to overhunting."

"Well, really?!" Ying stared at Paimon with shining eyes.

"Paimon is not edible! Paimon cannot be eaten!" Paimon, who was a little scared by Ying's stare, retorted anxiously.

Seeing Paimon's performance, the other three people present couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Seeing this scene, Paimeng knew that he had been fooled. He looked at Li Xiao angrily.

"Ah! I hate you so much! I'm going to give you an ugly nickname! I'm going to call you shameless!"

After some chatting and laughing, everyone became a little more familiar with each other and walked into Mondstadt together.

But just as Li Xiaogang stepped into the city gate, a "ding dong!" sound came into his mind.

"The loving family invites you to join the group chat. Do you accept?"

"Accept!" Li Xiao subconsciously said "accept" in his heart, and then he reacted.

"Group chat? What is this? Tongzi, did you do this?" Li Xiao called out to his system.

[The system doesn't know. This is not my fault. I am also checking.]

Huh? It wasn't you? Then where did this thing come from?

Thinking of this, Li Xiao said to Amber, Ying and Paimeng that he had things to do, and then left quickly.

After finding an empty corner, he opened the group chat in his mind.

As soon as I entered, I found that the screen was no different from an ordinary chat room, with only a few members, but some people had already started talking in the group.

Nagasaki Suyo: "Excuse me, what is this thing and why is it in front of me?"

Nagasaki Suyo was wearing cool pajamas, sitting on the bed, looking at the screen floating in the air in front of her, still feeling a little bit unbelievable.

She had just finished taking a shower and was lying on the bed, thinking about how to win back Xiangzi, when this screen suddenly appeared in front of her eyes. She was startled and thought she was dreaming. She quickly twisted her thigh and found that she was not dreaming. Then she carefully sent a text.

Yakumo Yukari: "It's obvious, isn't it? This is a chat group. I just don't know what it's used for."

Gensokyo, inside Yakumo's house.

Yakumo Yukari, who was secretly eating Yakumo Blue Oil Tofu, looked at the screen in front of her with a serious expression. She had also been to the outside world, so she naturally knew what this was.

But the fact that this thing suddenly appeared in her mind made her a little confused.

Yakumo Yukari: "Well, how about everyone in the group introduce themselves first? My name is Yakumo Yukari, and I'm an ordinary monster."

Nagasaki Suyo: "Eh? Monster!"

Nagasaki Suyo was a little scared, after all, the monster in the legend eats people.

Yakumo Yukari: "What's wrong? I'm a kind-hearted youkai. Normally, I wouldn't even step on an ant to death."

Nagasaki Suyo: "...Is that so? Well, hello, my name is Nagasaki Suyo, and I'm an ordinary student."

Yakumo Yukari: "Excuse me, where are the remaining two? @Li Xiao, @Bronya"

Bronya: "My name is Bronya, and I'm an ordinary orphan."

Seeing that he was the only one who had not introduced himself, Li Xiao stopped lurking.

Li Xiao: "Hello everyone, my name is Li Xiao, and I'm an ordinary pervert."

Chapter 2: Friendship Fees

Nagasaki Suyo: "Pervert!? Are you serious?"

Li Xiao: "No, I was just kidding."

Nagasaki Suyo: "That's what I said. How could someone call himself a pervert?"

Yakumo Yukari: "Now that everyone has introduced themselves, would you like to discuss the purpose of this chat group?"

Li Xiao: "I think it's not necessary."

Yakumo Yukari: "What does this young man know?"

Li Xiao: "This chat group should be a platform that connects all worlds."

Yakumo Yukari: "Each world..."

Yakumo Yukari looked at Li Xiao's words with flickering eyes, not knowing whether she should believe him.

Bronya: "Bronya just did a search and found similar records in Shenzhou's online literature. It is preliminarily determined to be true."

Nagasaki Motoyo: "Does the other world really exist? That's amazing!"

Li Xiao: "This chat group has the function of sending red envelopes and time travel. You will know if it is true after trying it."

"If it's true, then Gensokyo might still be saved." Yakumo Yukari thought a little uncomfortably, holding her folding fan.

Li Xiao: "So, is there anyone willing to come and play with me? The chat group has a protective function for group members. Group members cannot hurt each other, and if they want to leave, they can leave at any time."

Li Xiao invited everyone in the group, of course, the main one he invited was Yakumo Yukari, he was very curious about Yakumo Yukari's ability to manipulate the realm. He was curious if he could use the realm of common sense and uncommon sense to modify the common sense of the world, so that beautiful girls all over the world would see me and play the piano and it would become common sense.

Of course! He was just a little curious, and definitely didn't want to give it a try!

Nagasaki Suyo: "Um, sorry, I have classes tomorrow."

Bronya: "Bronya has her own things to do and doesn't have time."

Yakumo Yukari: "I would like to go, but unfortunately I am a very busy person. I have a lot of work to do every day, so I don't have the time."

Okay, okay, that’s how it is, you don’t trust me, right? Then I won’t pretend anymore!

Li Xiao opened a private chat with Nagasaki Suyo.

Li Xiao: "Ms. Sushi, you don't want anything to happen to Toyokawa Shoko, do you?"

Then he opened Bronya's private chat.

Li Xiao: "Bronya, you don't want anything to happen to Seele in the Quantum Sea, do you?"

Finally, I opened Yakumo Yukari's private chat.

Li Xiao: "Ms. Yakumo Yukari, you don't want Gensokyo to be destroyed in the future, do you?"

After sending messages to the other three people in the group in one breath, Li Xiao decisively closed the group chat regardless of the question marks sent by the other side.

Standing in a small alley in Mondstadt, Li Xiao took a deep breath, "Ah~ This breath of freedom, as expected, only the free city-state of Mondstadt is the most suitable for me."

"Hey, do you think so too, little brother?"

Li Xiao looked up when he heard the voice and discovered that a bard in green clothes was sitting on the wall, looking at him with a smile.

"Wendy?"