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"Eh? Do you know me, little brother? It seems I'm pretty famous."

Wendy was a little surprised. He just saw this man being chased by the immortals all the way from Liyue to Mondstadt, so he came to take a look out of curiosity. He didn't expect that the other party actually knew him.

"Of course I know him. He's a famous drunkard poet and the lazy god of Mondstadt."

"Huh?!" Wendy's pupils shrank, "What are you talking about, brother? Wind God or something like that."

"Hey, Wendy, you don't want your identity as the God of Wind to be exposed, right?" After Li Xiao said this, he suddenly realized that he had used this sentence pattern many times today, but forget it, as long as it works well.

"Well~Okay, what do you want to do? Let me make it clear first, I haven't managed Mondstadt for a long time, and my strength is very low. Even if you want something, I can't do it." Seeing that she couldn't get away with it, Wendy simply admitted it.

Anyone who believes that you have no power is mentally ill! Li Xiao rolled his eyes.

"Look at what I'm wearing now," Li Xiao showed off his ragged clothes, "I'm so poor that I can't even afford a meal. I need a little help from you."

"Well, brother, since you know what I said, you should understand that I don't have Mora either, right?" Wendy opened her pocket, which was cleaner than her face, and said helplessly.

"Hehe, who said I want your Mora? What I want is this!" Li Xiao pointed at the wine bottle in Wendy's hand.

"But this bottle of wine is empty. I just wanted to use it to add some water and then drink it."

"I want you to keep some of the aura that belongs to the God of Wind, and then give it to me. I will sell it."

"Hmm?" Wendy felt like he had opened the door to a new world. Could it be like this? Then could he... He looked at the bottle in his hand and fell into deep thought.

No, no, no, Wendy shook his head and threw the idea out of his mind. He still had some conscience. He felt guilty about using this method to deceive Mora's believers.

Seeing Wendy hesitating, Li Xiao said, "Hey, you don't want to? Then I can only tell others the true identity of a drunkard poet."

Even if he told others, no one would believe it. He was just bullying Wendy because she had a good temper and could afford such a joke. If he talked to the old man next door like this, he would probably eat a rock pillar rewarded by the Rock Lord.

"Okay, but only this time. I won't do it again next time. And you have to buy me a drink when you get the money."

"Don't worry, I understand. I'm just doing this this time because I really have no money. Don't worry, when I become successful, I'll treat you to drinks every day!"

Li Xiao took the bottle of wine handed to him by Wendy, and then they walked towards Angel's Gift arm in arm.

......

When he pushed open the door of Angel's Gift, he saw Grandpa Diluk standing at the bar mixing drinks. Li Xiao's eyes lit up. This was just a coincidence.

He walked over and whispered to Grandpa Diluk stealthily, "Grandpa Diluk, I have a good treasure here, do you want to take it?"

Diluk looked at Li Xiao and Venti who was following behind him.

He knew Wendy, who often drank here and often drank cheap wine on credit, which was impressive. But this was the first time he had seen Li Xiao.

He said to Li Xiao in a cold voice, "What is it? Take it out and let me see it first, then I'll decide."

Li Xiao took out a wine bottle and placed it on the bar. "This is it. The wine bottle that the Wind God drank from. It still has the breath of the Wind God in it. It's absolutely authentic!"

Diluk carefully looked at the wine bottle on the bar. Hmm... It was a very ordinary wine bottle, but it did have the aura of the God of Wind, just like the feeling he once felt under the statue of the God of Wind, like a breeze blowing across the soul, making one feel calm, but the feeling was even more obvious than that on the statue of the God of Wind, as if it had just been attached to it not long ago.

Wait! It just attached to him? Diluk looked at Li Xiao with a sharp look. Has he seen the God of Wind before? Or is he...

"This wine bottle does have the aura of the wind god. How much Mora are you going to sell it for?"

Li Xiao stretched out a finger.

"Ten million Mora? That's a reasonable price. I'll buy it."

Li Xiao was stunned. He wanted to say one million Mora. Grandpa Diluk is indeed the richest man in Mondstadt. He is really rich and inhumane!

After he came to his senses, he quickly said to Diluk, "Okay, okay, just 10 million Mora!"

Diluk nodded and went to a small room in the tavern. After a while, he came out with a bag and a card.

"There's 100 million on this card, and you can go to any Northland Bank branch in any country to withdraw it. And there's million Mora in this bag, just consider it a friendship."

"Hiss~" Li Xiao and Wendy both took a breath. Does it cost one million to make friends now?

Chapter 3: Nagasaki Suyo's Jailer

Li Xiao took the purse handed over by Diluk and said with some emotion, "Grandpa Diluk, you are my best friend in the world now!"

If he didn't know that Diluk was not suitable for joking, he would have wanted to perform a "Xiao has been wandering for half his life, and only regrets that he has never met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, Xiao is willing to be your adoptive father" on the spot.

Wendy, who was standing aside, felt a little shaken when she saw Li Xiao earn 11 million Mora so easily.

Li Xiao hooked the dazed Wendy's shoulders and said happily, "Come on, Wendy, go buy some clothes with me, and then I'll buy you a drink."

When Wendy heard that there was wine to drink, she was no longer confused. Her eyes were as firm as a soldier's. She pulled Li Xiao and rushed out, "Let's go! Go quickly and come back soon!"

......

After the two of them bought clothes and returned to the Angel's Gift, they found that Diluk was gone. They didn't know if he had gone somewhere else to be a righteous man again.

Li Xiao treated Wendy to a good drink as promised. He also ordered some snacks and drank a bottle of dandelion wine. This Mondstadt specialty wine is really good.

After finishing the drinks and paying the bill, he ignored the drunk Wendy and went out of the Angel's Gift alone to find a hotel to solve the accommodation problem for the night.

After taking a shower, Li Xiao lay on the bed and opened the chat group. Instantly, he was flooded with 99+ messages.

Surprisingly, the person who sent the most messages was Nagasaki Motoyo. Bronya and Yakumo Yukari only sent a dozen messages, and when they saw that Li Xiao did not reply, they stopped sending messages.

However, Nagasaki Suyo kept sending messages to him, and he could only sigh, Xiangzi, Xiangzi, you are such a sinful woman!

He responded politely.

Li Xiao: "Excuse me, what can I do for you? It's getting late, and I'm going to bed."

On the other side, Nagasaki Sushi, who had been watching the chat group screen until midnight, looked at the message sent by Li Xiao, and her blood pressure suddenly rose. Why do you think I sent you so many messages! It's all because of you!

But after all, she needed help from others, so she tried to calm her anger.

After all, she couldn't contact Xiangzi now, so she could only get the answer from Li Xiao. As for why she didn't suspect that Li Xiao was lying? Today, she and Bronya tried the red envelope function. Now there are even other worlds, and Nagasaki Sushi dares to believe in the most bizarre things!

Nagasaki Suyo: "Excuse me, do you know what happened to Xiangzi?"

Li Xiao: "I know. She's having a miserable life now. Tsk tsk."

Nagasaki Suyo sat up from the bed instantly.

Is Xiangzi having a miserable life now? Her mind flashed back to Xiangzi's gloomy look when he quit the band...

Masaka, someone might have caught Xiangzi with some evidence, and then did this or that to him, or even something worse. Xiangzi didn't want us to worry, so he quit the band.

Combining the scene in a book she had accidentally seen before, Nagasaki Suyo instantly imagined a big drama in her mind. She immediately asked anxiously.

Nagasaki Suyo: "What happened to Xiangzi? Please tell me!"

Li Xiao: “I won’t tell you.”

Li Xiao naturally had no idea what she was thinking, but he still wanted to tease her.

Nagasaki Suyo: "What do you want to say? Please tell me, I will do anything!"

Huh? Hearing this, Li Xiao was no longer sleepy.

Li Xiao: "You can do anything? Then look at your jailer first."

Nagasaki Suyo: "Jailer?"

Li Xiao: "It's your feet. I want them from all angles."

Nagasaki Suyo looked at the message sent by the other party on the screen, then looked at her own feet, and couldn't help blushing.

"This is all for Xiangzi! This is all for Xiangzi!" Nagasaki Suyo hypnotized herself as much as possible, then took pictures of her feet from various angles and sent them over.

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Li Xiao read the photos sent by Nagasaki Motoyo with appreciation.

Li Xiao: "Not bad, but the angle of the shot is not very professional, and why is he not wearing socks?"

Nagasaki Suyo said she didn't want to talk, then got up, found her black cotton socks, put them on, and sent him a few more photos.

Nagasaki Suyo: "Can you tell me now?" She suppressed her anger.

Li Xiao: "Of course, I am a man of my words. Actually, Xiangzi's family went bankrupt. She had to work three jobs every day and support her alcoholic father, so she had no time to play in the band. So she quit CRYCHIC and transferred to Yuqiu High School."

After knowing that Xiangzi did not encounter what he imagined, Nagasaki Suyo breathed a sigh of relief and replied politely.

Nagasaki Suyo: "Thank you for telling me this."

Li Xiao: "No need to thank me, after all, you paid me, didn't you? By the way, how are you going to solve this problem?"

When she heard Li Xiao's question, she answered without hesitation.

Nagasaki Suyo: "Of course, I'll give Shoko some money so she doesn't have to work three jobs every day, so she can have time to return to the band and rebuild CRYCHIC!"

Hiss~ Li Xiao felt the amazing wisdom of Nagasaki Suyo. With Toyokawa Shoko's self-esteem, he dared to say that Nagasaki Suyo would be finished if things went this way.

Li Xiao: "Do you think Xiangzi needs you to do this? Are you sure she will be happy if you do this?"

Nagasaki Suyo suddenly realized!

Yes! How could a proud man like Xiangzi accept his help?

And when she calmed down, she realized that she had been a little inconsiderate.

Although her family is relatively wealthy and the apartment she currently lives in is worth 10 billion yen, she doesn't make any money after all. Her mother doesn't give her pocket money, but just a card. If she runs out of money, she just tells her mother and she will transfer money to her.

Although I have more than enough money to support one person, I am usually a good child and never spend money recklessly. If I suddenly increase my spending too much, my mother will definitely find out.

Nagasaki Suyo: "Thank you for reminding me. I will think about it carefully. That's it. Also, don't do anything bad with my photos!"

Li Xiao: "Sorry, it's too late. The fight is over."

Nagasaki Suyo: “?”

What did you hit?!

Li Xiao ignored the question mark sent by Nagasaki Sushi. Of course, he couldn't really fight. It was just a photo. The real thing was almost the same. He had an appreciative attitude towards the photo of the jailer sent by Miss Sushi, and he definitely had no bad intentions.

Unless someone can provide evidence, who knows what he is thinking?

[Host, have you forgotten me? ]

Chapter 4: System Girl

[Host, have you forgotten me? ]

"Holy crap?! Tongzi, did you win the resurrection match? I called you this afternoon but you didn't reply. I thought you were ganked by the chat group."

[But no, I have only been checking the origin of this chat group]

"So what did you detect?"

[This group evolved from the pan-consciousness of the multiverse and is used to exchange information between different worlds. Currently, four worlds have joined, and group members are the spokespersons selected by the world.]

"Spokespersons? Why would they choose them? Yakumo Yukari can still make sense, Bronya can become the Herrscher of Reason in the future, and Nagasaki Suyo is just a high school student, why would they choose her?"

【This is because of you, the host】

???

Li Xiao was full of questions, "What does this have to do with me?"

[Because you own this system, the chat group found you first, and because of some of your...unspeakable thoughts, the chat group made some misjudgments, resulting in a situation where the group was full of beautiful girls]

"Okay, stop talking. I already understand everything. So why is Yakumo Yukari considered a beautiful girl?"

[Um, appearance counts? ]

The system said with some hesitation.