There is something wrong with my dating simulator

"Ahem, Isuzu, that's not what you meant. Hattori-san can leave now. By the way, call the next person in."

The second interviewee was a mature older sister.

"Name."

"Adachi Eiko."

"Well, I thought that Hattori-san would have Oda Nobunaga come in later, but I didn't expect that he would be a pretty normal interviewer."

Lin Yuanshan said, took a sip of water, and continued:

"Your resume says you've worked in the entertainment industry. What kind of career were you in? Voice actor? Actor? Or behind-the-scenes worker?"

“It’s an actor.”

Ando Eiko smiled, and this smile always reminded Lin Yuanshan of Qingshui Mingyezhu.

"What kind of movies?"

Lin Yuanshan is generally only interested in action movies.

"It's an AV."

"What, I didn't hear you?"

"It's AV."

Adachi Eiko did star in an action movie, but it seemed to be an action movie in another sense!

There is no doubt that Adachi Eiko, who performed impeccably in all aspects, was chosen.

After she left.

"Manager Lin, at this time, you should ask her number, right (humo)?"

"Isn't this... impolite?"

"Isn't it polite or not? Asking an actor about the movies he has made is basic etiquette for the actor, right?"

"That's true..."

"We have to find a way to kill this evil mascot that has corrupted Lin-san."

Isuzu, who was sitting next to him, suddenly spoke up.

It scared Mofuru.

"Um...Isuzu was just kidding, right?"

"Maybe use a large amount of rat trap combined with a tripwire mine... Ugh!!!"

Isuzu realized that she had said something wrong and covered her mouth with her hands.

Latifah next to her almost couldn't hold back her laughter.

Hahahaha, big-breasted Kappa, this is what happens if you go against me!

Chapter 172: Can these two form a couple?

After Adachi Eiko,

The next person to be interviewed was a high school girl named Bantou Miino.

"Your blood is..."

Bandou's waist and abdomen were red, but she tried to explain:

"It's just a scratch!"

"I'm afraid it was a stab wound (humo)."

Lin Yuanshan also said:

"Although you have avoided the vital parts, the puncture wound plus the amount of bleeding will likely lead to death if you don't seek medical attention, Bandou-san."

"It's okay. I risked everything for this interview!"

"Okay, this momentum is very admirable. You are hired. Isuzu, help me call an ambulance!"

Isuzu heard this, took out her phone and said:

"We have to find a way to get rid of this potential competitor... Ugh!!!"

Before she could finish her words, she banged her head against the table to stop herself from running away.

"Hey, hey, hey, Bandou-san isn't a spy sent from next door, so there's no need to go to this extent, right?"

At this time,

A naked man with a knife, wearing only shorts and a pair of stockings on his head, broke open the door and rushed in.

"Good, very spirited, you are hired too (humo)!"

"We won't hire you. You're obviously mentally ill. The security guard Dahei will deduct half a day's salary!"

Having said that, Lin Yuanshan did not seem panicked at all when facing the knife-wielding thugs.

He could deal with an opponent of this level even if he had his hands tied.

The thug stabbed at him with a knife, but he dodged it in an instant.

Then Lin Yuanshan grabbed his joints, destroyed his balance with the help of enhanced perception, and knocked him to the ground.

"Isuzu, call the police by the way."

"elder brother!"

Bandou, who was still bleeding, suddenly said this.

"Your family environment is quite complicated..."

After Bandou was taken away by the ambulance, the next applicants were all kinds of strange.

If the salary requirement was not low, Lin Yuanshan would never agree to have these people become his subordinates.

If there were more strange people, Gancheng could just be renamed the Abnormal Human Shelter Center.

"Thank you for your hard work, how about we go to the pub for a drink after get off work? It's my treat."

"I'll forget it. I'm a little busy today..."

Before Isuzu could even utter the words "I feel uncomfortable", Latifah pulled her back and said:

"Go ahead, go ahead. For Lin-san's sake, he has invited you. It would be too disrespectful to refuse him!"

"Are you from some high school?"

After Lin Yuanshan finished complaining, he continued to say to Isuzu:

"It's okay. If you feel uncomfortable, don't force yourself..."

"No, I'll go."

Isuzu answered, but she had already figured out the truth in her mind.

You are so good, Latifa, you actually told me the truth!

Just a childish trick!

Today, I, the legendary wizard, will let you see what it means to drug someone!

After get off work, the four of them went to the izakaya that Mofuru often visited.

顺便还叫上了马卡龙和提拉米两个爱揍热闹的家伙。

"Xiaomei-chan, order the food. This time I want the Xiaomei set meal!"

"Hello, there is no such thing!"

Tiramisu flirted with the poster girl as usual, and was hit by a magic bullet by Isuzu who was in a bad mood.

"I'll have their signature daifuku, extra sugar please."

Lin Yuanshan ordered something with a strange taste as usual.

Other people's recipes are relatively normal.

It’s about the same as the last time I came.

When it was Latifa's turn to order.

"By the way, Your Highness Latifa, don't you think today's barley tea is a little strange?"

"Eh? Is there any?"

"Haha, maybe not."

At a moment when no one could see, Isuzu suddenly gave Latifah a Malik-like smile.

Even if you are as smart as a ghost, you can still drink my magic water!

The effect of the drug Isuzu put in Latifa's cup was exactly the opposite of the truth she had heard.

Now Latifa can only say the opposite of what she originally meant.

This is what is called the "fruit of lies".

"I want squid tentacles, and I want them to be extra spicy, otherwise I can't eat them at all."

After Latifa finished speaking, she was stunned.

Lin Yuanshan said:

"Is Latifa a heavy taste type?"

Latifa:

"Yes, the kind that can't live without spicy food."

Isuzu banged her head against the corner of the table to prevent herself from telling the truth while trying madly to hold back her laughter.

Hahahaha, this is what happens when you plot against me!

Soon, everyone's dishes were served.

"Hey, why does Latifa look like she has no appetite?"

Isuzu said so with a smile.

Latifa replied:

"No, I have a strong appetite. I want to eat these squid tentacles very much."

"Then enjoy it quickly!"

I never thought that you, Isuzu, a noble of the Maple Kingdom, would be so childish as to resort to such a despicable scheme!

Latifah looked at Isuzu with eyes that were about to spit fire.

The squid tentacles are the least of the problems. What would be really troublesome is if I were asked questions like “What do you think of Lin Yuanshan” next.

Therefore,

"Why don't we continue the war? I know you don't understand what I mean at all!"

If translated, it probably means "Let's call a truce. I know you understand what I mean."

Isuzu thought for a moment and then nodded.

If she is then asked radical questions such as "How many times do you have sex a month?", it will be difficult to handle the situation.

So the two of them kept quiet tacitly afterwards.

Until Lin Yuanshan broke the deadlock with a few words.

"The park is about to get back on track. The problems that have troubled us no longer exist. Let's imagine the future!"

"Well, in the future, my goal is to become the most popular mascot in Japan, what do you think (humo)?"

Mofuru got drunk and started bragging.

"In the future, I just want to watch my daughter grow up."

Macarons are surprisingly mature.