There is something wrong with my dating simulator

It's Tiramisu's turn:

"In the future, it would be nice to have a different pretty lady to spend the night with every day (mi)!"

"Can your body handle it?"

Lin Yuanshan complained and asked Isuzu:

"What's Isuzu's plan?"

"Become **'s bride and make ** mine!"

"You bit your mouth until it bleeds! Do you want to marry Voldemort? Even saying his name is so exaggerated?"

In the end, Isuzu used perseverance to overcome his instincts and blurred the name of Lin Yuanshan.

"And what about Latifa?"

Latifa heard this and spoke word by word in a typewriter-like tone:

"Marry Wu Shi Ling, make her my most beloved bride, and give her a happy life."

(Translated into the truth: marry Lin Yuanshan, snatch away Isuzu's most beloved person, and make her regret for the rest of her life)

"Is Latifa's sexual orientation so politically correct... But Isuzu might not be able to accept it, right?"

Lin Yuanshan was a little confused. Why was the third simulation even weirder than the previous two?

These two can actually form a couple?

Chapter 173 You must be good at taking care of children!

Blood-red sunset in the dry woods.

Latifa stopped Isuzu with macarons and tiramisu.

"Hey, is your name Isuzu? I see you have a pretty good relationship with Lin Yuanshan."

Faced with Latifa's extremely aggressive gaze, Isuzu couldn't help but step back.

“I just find it strange that the guy should be depressed, but he is very happy recently.

It turns out it was because of you."

Isuzu sensed something was wrong and turned and ran away.

But he was caught by Latifa.

Then, to everyone's surprise,

Latifa pressed her lips directly onto Isuzu's mouth!

“She did it (mi)!”

"As expected of Latifa, she easily accomplished something that we couldn't do (long)!"

"Hmph, have you ever kissed Lin Yuanshan? Not yet!

The person you first kissed was not Lin Yuanshan, it was Konolatifada!"

“Don’t do that kind of thing!!!”

Lin Yuanshan woke up from a nightmare.

I don’t know why, but I’ve been having weird dreams lately.

Probably because of the shocking fact that he learned in the pub.

At this time, the cell phone rang.

"Hello, is this Manager Lin Yuanshan from Gancheng?"

"It's me, how can I help you?"

"It's like this. I saw on the Internet that your renovated stadium is now open to the public to host games. We have a professional baseball league, but because the original stadium caught fire, we had to move to another location."

"Please be sure to choose Gancheng. We have a full set of supporting services and mature experience in receiving visitors!"

.......

So, at the staff meeting that day.

"Let's host a baseball league. This is a great opportunity to further increase our influence!"

Baseball is considered Japan's national sport, and has a large audience from high school students' Koshien to local and even national professional leagues.

Compared to basketball or football, baseball does not involve direct physical confrontation, and everyone on the court feels involved, so it is almost impossible to find an alternative competitive product in Neon.

The opportunity to host the baseball league was like a gift from the sky, and Lin Yuanshan had no reason not to take it.

Mofuru spoke first:

"I have a question (humo)."

"please say."

"If we want to host the competition, what about the normal customers who come to visit?"

"The baseball game will be scheduled in the afternoon. Gancheng will only be open during the day and will start receiving league spectators after four o'clock."

"But the park usually closes at 4:30 during the day, right? (humo)"

"That's right,"

Lin Yuanshan said, tapping the whiteboard:

"So the period from 4 to 4:30 is the most critical. The competition starts at 5 o'clock, and there will definitely be spectators entering the park early, so the pressure of the flow of people during this period will be very high.

Therefore, all the staff of Gancheng must be dispatched on that day, whether it is Her Highness Latifa, Isuzu, or even the accountant and the actors who are not scheduled, they must go out to maintain order on the scene. Is there a problem?"

None of the employees raised any objections.

Compared to other amusement parks that hold themed activities, Gancheng's operations are still too routine.

This is a good opportunity to host the competition.

If successful, we can consider preparing some theme day activities unique to Gancheng in the future.

After the staff meeting, Lin Yuanshan returned to the office and began to organize the materials.

The only person who can be responsible for the planning of the park is Triangle.

It's just that he stayed up late a few days ago to look for Adachi Eiko's serial number, and ended up admitting himself to the hospital.

I heard that there was no result in the end.

In this regard, Lin Yuanshan can only say that “lust is a sword hanging over your head”.

"Dong dong dong-"

"Please come in."

The one that came in was Isuzu.

"Mr. Lin, I heard that baseball fans are very fanatical. Do we need to equip our security personnel with hot weapons in case of emergency?"

"This isn't a football match, so there's no need to prepare lethal force. But you can ask the security team to prepare some pepper spray."

"Oh, I see. The pepper spray is used to prevent Latifa from going berserk, right?"

Isuzu said so as a matter of course.

Lin Yuanshan is:

"???"

"Anyway, I understand. Adding some mustard to the chili water will definitely work!"

Isuzu walked away humming a tune.

Lin Yuanshan also didn't understand why she had such great malice towards her suitor.

After Isuzu left,

Next is Latifa.

"Mr. Lin, if we have to arrange shifts, which group are you in?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"Hehe, I just thought that with Lin-san's personality, he must have included himself in it, so I came to ask, I want to be with Lin-san~"

It has to be said that after the previous incident, Lin Yuanshan could no longer look Latifah in the face.

Although it may not be politically correct to say this, this was the first time he had encountered lily in real life.

Of course, the good thing is that we no longer have to "be careful of Latifah"; instead, we have to "be careful of Latifah".

Prevent her from getting close to Isuzu and recreate the scene in the dream.

Therefore, it is a good choice to arrange Latifah to be by my side.

"I'll be in the broadcast center."

"Eh? Lin-san likes children very much?"

The broadcasting center in Gancheng is usually responsible for temporarily taking in lost children.

By the way, help them find their parents through radio.

"No, Crocodile P and Triangle, who were originally in charge of the broadcast center, worked overnight to find a film, and now they are still lying in the hospital."

"Well, next time, why don't we find an opportunity to humanely destroy these two stupid inferior creatures?"

Latifa said this nonchalantly.

"Reject, I think you're a bit too radical."

Lin Yuanshan shook his head and continued:

"Then you will also be in charge of the broadcast center. With Latifa's personality, she should be good at taking care of children, right?"

"Of course~"

Latifa smiled.

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Game day.

The federal top-secret laboratory---"Longyehui Testing Field".

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"How's the situation?"

"It's particularly fierce today. It seems a little unusual."

The recorder said this to the project leader who reported directly to the Federal President.

The project leader also said solemnly:

"Is the 'menstrual rate' we summarized previously no longer applicable?"

The so-called menstrual rate was proposed by a professor of gynecology in the project.

The frequency of the explosion cycle of "Long Ye Hui" is very close to the menstrual cycle of young girls.

NASA built a model based on this and concluded the famous "Long Ye Hui menstrual rate".

There are also abnormal explosions during non-menstrual periods.