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The rehearsal without Hirasawa Yui lasted for three days.

On the third day, the band's lead singer finally returned to the band.

As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone noticed the problem.

"What's wrong with your throat?"

Facing everyone's unanimous questioning, Hirasawa Yui stuck out his tongue and said:

"I practiced too much and damaged my voice, eh~"

No wonder Sawako didn't dare to show up. She was probably afraid that Lin Yuanshan would bring down an inhumane punishment from heaven on her.

But this matter cannot be completely blamed on her. As a beginner, singing and playing is never something that can be accomplished overnight.

Hirasawa Yui doesn't have any skill coupons, so being able to achieve this level is already a genius-like gift.

If we make an analogy, her talent in music, especially guitar playing, can almost be compared to Nagato Yuki's talent in literary creation.

Come to think of it, at this point in time, Yuki Nagato should still be in junior high school, right?

I don’t know how she is doing. With her cold personality, it must be difficult for her to make friends.

[Simulator Tip: Yuki Nagato is having a 'happy' life every day and is currently addicted to an activity called 'Human Observation', so there is no need to worry]

Is that so?

By the way, what kind of weird hobby is human observation? Squatting at the intersection every day to watch passers-by?

"So what should we do?"

Ritsu Tainanaka raised a very realistic question.

Lin Yuanshan thought about it. He was always full of ideas, and now he had two tricks:

"We changed the band into a punk band, and slightly modified the arrangement of 'Slippery Egg' so that even if the lead singer's voice becomes hoarse, it won't have any impact."

Upon hearing this, Tian Zhongli hesitated and said:

"A punk band... Among the five of us, except for Lin, none of us have any punk temperament..."

"That's easy. Just arrange some show effects during the performance. Everyone is responsible for a part and ensures that the audience is excited."

"Really? What are the specific steps?"

Akiyama Mio instinctively felt that there was something wrong with Lin Yuanshan's proposal, so she asked this question.

Lin Yuanshan replied:

"First, Mio, the bassist, jumped on stage first, acting as a zombie and performing a brain-chewing show for the audience."

"Alas!!!"

Akiyama Mio squatted aside with her head in her hands.

"Then it's Yui, the lead singer, who comes out of the coffin with a guitar and fights the zombie Mio!"

“Do you want to do strenuous exercise right after eating?”

Hirasawa Yui's focus is somewhat different from that of ordinary people.

Lin Yuanshan continued:

"Then there was Ritsu, breathing fire and joining the fray."

"Breathing...breathing fire? The school won't approve of such an extreme plan..."

Facing Tian Jingzhong's questioning, Lin Yuanshan simply said:

"Don't worry, I'm sure I can convince the school."

Then he began to arrange the piano and flute.

"? If you want to be gentle and easy-going, just fly out from the backstage on a motorcycle and land with a backflip."

"I'm not some stuntman..."

"It's me at the end. When the audience thinks the stage is out of control, I'll come out with a prop gun and shoot at the audience, making sure the atmosphere is pushed to its climax!"

"You'll only make the panic reach its peak!"

The door of the club room was opened, and Sawako, who was eavesdropping nearby, finally couldn't help but jump out to stop it.

If Lin Yuanshan's plan goes according to plan, the school festival might turn into a human sacrifice.

"Rejected! Please come up with some more earthly ideas!"

"Then I have another idea. There is a singer in China named Wu Bai. During his concerts, the audience often spontaneously sings along. So if Wei-chan can't sing, why not just use the audience singing along to fool him."

Tian Zhongli shook his head and said:

"Our new song has never been heard before, how can anyone sing it?"

"That's easy. Before the school festival, we'll plot to bring down a record production company, then debut as a band called 'After School Tea Party', spend money to buy traffic and get on the charts, and hire a group of music critics to cheer for us.

Hiring Internet trolls to cultivate a large number of fans, and inviting well-known influencers on the Internet to make spoof videos and create memes.

In less than a month, I guarantee that everyone in the streets and alleys of Japan will be singing "Slippery Egg"! "

? Wiped the sweat from his forehead and said:

"Neighborhood is not Korea. Although there is a tradition of idols, can it rise to prominence by such means..."

"Who says it's impossible? It's time for the Japanese music scene to feel the shock of a small traffic star!"

"I...I think I could be the lead singer of the band for a while!"

Seeing that Lin Yuanshan's plan was becoming more and more outrageous, Akiyama Mio was forced to take the initiative to step forward.

Under normal circumstances, she would never be willing to be the lead singer in a public performance.

But seeing that the band was about to be transformed into something strange by Lin Yuanshan,

Akiyama Mio decided to gamble with her life!

"Why do you look like you're feeding the tiger with your own body, Mio? Actually, according to my previous method..."

"It's decided! We had already made preparations during our previous rehearsal. It won't be awkward for Mio to temporarily replace Yui. After all, she wrote the lyrics."

In order to stop Lin Yuanshan's wonderful imagination, Tian Zhongli made a quick decision.

She was afraid that if the discussion continued, Lin Yuanshan would suggest taking Hirasawa Yui to the base of the Dark Organization and transforming her body into a super guitarist whose voice would never deteriorate no matter how much she sang.

And if an ordinary person said this, everyone would just think he was joking.

But after experiencing the "haunted house incident", the band members had some understanding of Lin Yuanshan's ability to act.

I always feel that what he said has an extraordinary credibility...

"Well, since you all said so, I won't do anything unnecessary."

Hearing Lin Yuanshan say this, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But they would never have thought that what Lin Yuanshan was thinking at this moment was:

On the day of the performance, students who don’t like the “After-school Tea Party” music style can simply be asked to take a day off.

Well, as to whether it was food poisoning or a train accident, we need to investigate and decide.

First, we should control the student union to issue relevant campus survey questionnaires to collect information about the music styles that students like.

Even if you want to take action, you can't accuse good people.

But if the survey finds out that some students don't like "Slippery Egg" but don't want to die,

The emperor of the dark world is in a more difficult situation.

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Chapter 260: Loyalty cannot be expressed in words!

No matter how many unexpected events there were, the campus festival of Lin Yuanshan's high school still started as usual... no, it was postponed.

"Postponed!?"

When everyone in the light music club heard the news, they were still somewhat unable to react.

Campus festivals are like Christmas. You can’t postpone the birth of Jesus for a few days. Birthdays are set from the day you are born.

Generally speaking, it cannot be changed.

However, what was strange was that the chairman of their high school actually announced publicly that the previous board of directors had made a mistake in the school's birthday!

The real campus festival should be a week later.

This kind of outrageous thing is so rare in Japan that it was reported in the Asahi Shimbun that day.

Sawako once suspected that this was another thing done by Lin Yuanshan, but she couldn't figure out how he did it.

Of course, Lin Yuanshan, who was drinking high-quality black tea in the department office, would not admit this.

Although it was indeed he who caused this incident.

As we all know, Lin Yuanshan's virtue of "sacrifice" means letting others sacrifice.

In order to ensure that the light music club's concert could be held smoothly, the school's birthday was only slightly changed. I don't know what the old man insisted on.

Fortunately, that guy was not really a tough guy. He just contacted the local congressman and kidnapped his daughter, and he gave in.

He did all this through his connections in Sofia.

As one of the few "dynamic church groups" in Japan, the Jojo Cult is now thriving under the electoral political system.

As a physical church with a large number of members and physical industry,

If we want to define JOJO Cult as an "illegal organization that needs to be banned", I'm afraid it will require Congress to pass legislation to do so.

Looking at the history of Japan, only the Dongcheng Club, which had not been weakened, had done this.

Compared to the Tojo Clan, the Jojo Cult's tentacles in the political field are more secretive and solid, and the possibility of a crash is smaller.

Simply put, the followers of the JOJO cult are now all stable middle-class Japanese citizens, and as long as the leader opens his mouth, he can easily influence the election situation in Japan.

With this as support, the JOJO Cult now has a large number of political activists working to safeguard the interests of the church.

By the way, Sophia is no longer the leader of the Religious Church.

Being in the spotlight is always dangerous.

But she still controls the church and the numerous businesses under her control with her superb skills.

Therefore, the JOJO cult represented by Sophia is implicitly called the "fifth chaebol".

Of course, if they were to face off head-on, they would definitely not be a match for any of the four major chaebols.

But with this relationship, it is not a problem to contact a small local councilor and change the school's birthday.

A week later, after Hirasawa Yui's voice finally recovered,

The trembling principal finally read out his opening speech for the campus festival, which he had revised countless times, at the morning assembly.

The manuscript originally recorded ten major points and thirty-five minor points.

After being nearly poked in the beard by Li Shunsheng, he finally shortened it to one sentence:

The school festival begins!

Lin Yuanshan and Ping Zewei were in the same class. Their class project was fried noodles.

At the beginning of the project design, Lin Yuanshan did not want to intervene.

But there is no way, these high school students’ understanding of fried noodles is too weird.

In other words, the whole of Japan has a somewhat distorted understanding of the cooking method of "stir-frying".

The art of cooking has been a tradition in neighboring China since ancient times. After the invention of the iron wok technology, it became popular throughout the country.

Although some Chinese food culture was brought to Japan, stir-frying has never been popular due to geographical reasons.

Therefore, in Lin Yuanshan's opinion, Neon's "fried noodles" should be called "soy sauce iron plate noodles".

So when the female high school students in the class (because it was a merger of girls' schools, the number of girls in this class was overwhelmingly large, please refer to the liberal arts class for details) were trying to make fried noodles,