There is something wrong with my dating simulator

He finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"What the hell is this, putting the noodles first when you stir-fry noodles!"

"What? You boil the side dishes in water first? Can it still be called fried noodles?"

"Where's the oil? Why don't you put in some oil?"

"Why do you use fried instant noodles to make fried noodles? Are you Korean?"

After continuous complaints, Lin Yuanshan even wanted to send all these heretics to the stake.

He had no choice but to demonstrate his Chinese cooking skills in public.

After performing a difficult pan-flipping trick with an induction cooker, he finally got the position of "executive chef" of the campus fried noodle stall.

Even the purchase of food was taken care of by him.

If time permits, he would even like to make the noodles himself.

It’s a pity that I have to deal with band matters.

"welcome!"

On the day of the school festival, everyone in the school rushed to the fried noodle stall.

However, due to voltage problems, the classroom can only power three induction cookers at the same time.

Fortunately, Lin Yuanshan had a special status, and the school's board of directors immediately bought enough gas stoves.

It was only with the help of Lin Yuanshan and a group of jk apprentices that they were able to withstand the pressure of the passenger flow.

"Oh, that's amazing! I heard that the restaurants and food stalls near the school are not doing well today. Even many people from outside the school are coming here to eat fried noodles!"

Listening to the chatting of classmates next to her, Akiyama Mio, who was queuing to buy fried noodles, was a little worried that Lin Yuanshan's behavior would affect the afternoon performance.

Tian Jingzhong Ritsu didn't think too much and ate fried noodles early.

Kotobuki? It seems that she is also very interested in this "common people's food".

At the front of the line, Sawako, holding a bowl of fried noodles, was waiting in line to buy a second bowl...

"Wei-chan, aren't you too tired like this......"

Akiyama Mio, who was worried, sneaked up to Hirasawa Yui who was making fried noodles.

If he really takes fried noodles seriously, there will be no problem setting up a stall there.

"It's okay. Compared to the time with Xiao Zuo and the 'special training', fried noodles are just a small job."

"Where is Lin Yuanshan? How come he disappeared after causing such a mess?"

"Oh, he's chatting with the supplier in the back."

Following Hirasawa's finger, Akiyama Mio finally found Lin Yuanshan hiding in the corner, chatting with a middle-aged man.

She walked over quietly and just happened to hear their conversation.

"Lord Holy Lord."

"I am just the Son of God."

"After you came back from heaven, you have become the Holy Lord. This is the consensus of many people in the church."

"Don't say such things anymore."

"Then please at least allow me to call you Holy Lord!"

"Whatever you want to say is your own business. I have no right to interfere. Are all the things ready?"

"It's ready. It's a powerful laxative imported from India. It's a double insurance and will definitely work!"

"Okay, wait until the targets you arranged ask for leave due to diarrhea. When the truth comes out, you know what to do, right?"

"I understand. If I can't find anyone to frame, I will take the blame!"

Lin Yuanshan nodded upon hearing this and said:

"Very good. The Divine Religion will not mistreat its meritorious officials."

"I ask for nothing in return! These are all necessary sacrifices for the sake of going to heaven!"

Chapter 261 Everything is under control

Akiyama Mio was a little panicked when she heard the conversation between Lin Yuanshan and the uncle.

Although they were plotting loudly at the moment, God knew if they were the only ones who heard Lin Yuanshan's evil plan.

And that "Holy Lord" sounds bad!

"Sir, is the frightened little girl behind you our fellow believer?"

"Alas!"

Lin Yuanshan turned around and saw Akiyama Mio shouting in a low voice and burying her head in her knees like an ostrich.

"Oh, she's one of ours, don't worry about her."

"All right,"

The supplier nodded and continued:

"But Lord Sheng, be careful. I heard that Lord Shinryou has been looking for you all these years. If he knew you were having a JK harem here, he might not be in a good mood."

"It's okay, as long as the news doesn't get to her. You should keep your mouth shut, understand?"

"I understand. I am only here to earn some extra money today. This has nothing to do with the Holy Lord."

Lin Yuanshan nodded with satisfaction.

As expected of the church he built up, all the church members are obedient and sensible. It would be great if the simulation subjects also had such professional qualities.

As an organization hidden in the underground of Japan, the Jojo Cult has always appeared in the form of urban legends among office workers.

The mainstream Internet only regards it as a legend like the Lizard Man.

This is actually an intentional information blockade by the religion, and it is also a fig leaf for the Japanese government.

Everyone knows this thing exists, but it’s meaningless to talk about it.

After talking with the believers, Lin Yuanshan focused on Akiyama Mio who was pretending to be dead.

"Mio-chan, are you still asleep?"

"You...don't come here!!!"

Akiyama Mio obviously regarded Lin Yuanshan as the leader or senior cadre of some dark underground organization.

The look in her eyes at this moment was probably the same as when Shirley saw Gin.

"Ah, Mio-chan,

Why do you look like that?"

"You...I've heard you were going to poison your classmates!"

"What do you mean by poisoning? Why are you saying it so harshly? I'm just driving away the audience who don't like our band. It's normal."

Lin Yuanshan defended.

Even if the means of expulsion were a bit extreme, it was a necessary sacrifice. He couldn't understand why Akiyama Mio reacted so strongly.

"Anyway, putting drugs in fried noodles is too despicable!"

"You misunderstood. How could I possibly put drugs in the fried noodles? That's our class's stall. If anything goes wrong, we will be responsible."

Akiyama Mio heaved a sigh of relief when she heard this, but then she heard Lin Yuanshan continue:

"Of course I put drugs in the food stalls of other classes. Even rabbits know not to eat grass near their nests. I'm not a fool."

"..."

Akiyama Mio was completely speechless.

This man was, without a doubt, a cruel and evil person to the extreme, and he had no concept of morals or principles.

But she still planned to persuade Lin Yuanshan to give up his plan.

"In fact, through our own efforts, we can also gain everyone's recognition and some criticism..."

"I believe this. Whether it's Mio or the other members of the band, they are all full of enthusiasm during practice. Even I have to admire your love for music.

However, precisely because of my passion for it, I will not allow outsiders to deny it with just a few words!

Mio, you have to know that I am protecting the music dreams of the members of the Light Music Club in my own way!"

“Is… is that so?”

Akiyama Mio was somewhat confused by Lin Yuanshan's ability to bewitch people.

Lin Yuanshan continued to add bricks and tiles at this time:

"Think about it, the students who are recruited will only lose one or two days of campus life, but if we put them in the venue, we will lose the entire light music club!"

"Is it that serious? I think it doesn't matter if the response is bad..."

"No, it's very important! You know, Wei looks carefree at ordinary times, but she is actually very delicate inside."

Upon hearing this, Akiyama Mio looked at Hirasawa Yui, who was greeting customers with a silly smile, and did not find anything "delicate" about her at all.

"Ahem, her thinness is just not very noticeable. Anyway, if she gets hit hard during a band performance and gives up music,

Maybe she will become a NEET after graduation!"

"Is... this so?"

Faced with the sudden moral blackmail, Akiyama Mio was shocked.

"Also, what exactly is Mio's definition of a band? Do you just want to drink tea and eat snacks every day and spend your high school club life?"

"Auntie... I also have some ideas."

"That's right. A band is a group that does whatever it takes to make its music popular. It's quite normal and reasonable to kick away some unimportant obstacles on the road to success."

"Okay...okay..."

[Akiyama Mio slightly accepted your theory, darkness level +1]

What the hell is Darkness? Has the simulator added a feature that I don’t know about?

I always feel that since the update, the simulator always secretly makes me feel bad.

It's like there's someone alive controlling it from behind.

After convincing Akiyama Mio, the remaining few people who were unaware of the situation naturally did not need to be taken care of.

The afternoon performance finally went smoothly.

Standing on the stage, designed according to the position of the band,

In the front are Akiyama Mio and Hirasawa Yui,

In the middle are Lin Yuanshan on rhythm guitar and Qinchui?

The last one is Tianzhong Ritsu with a shiny forehead.

"Stage control, turn the lights back a little. I can't even see his face. I can only see his forehead glowing!"

However, the only people in charge of the stage control were the student union members, and the stage lighting was also fixed in advance.

It's too late to replace it now.

"Everyone, get ready. One two, one two, one two three four!"

Without realizing that he had become a light bulb, Ritsu Tanaka tapped his drumsticks and directed the band to begin his first stage performance in his life.

When the prelude of "Slippery Egg" sounded, the venue, which was originally filled with whispers, finally quieted down.

It wasn't that the light music section's performance was particularly moving, but that the discipline committee suddenly entered the venue to enforce discipline.

Even those who chewed gum were dragged out and had their credits deducted.

Of course, the performance of the light music department was quite outstanding.

Not to mention Qin Chui, who has an excellent foundation, and the hidden master Lin Yuanshan,