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Looking at the phone number, it was Rikka calling.

When Shima Rin heard the voice, he turned around suddenly and saw Lin Yuanshan's strange figure holding a machete!

Chapter 11: Harem Ending Speedrun ()

Lin Yuanshan hung up the phone with an embarrassed look on his face, while Shima Rin on the other side had already silently raised the gun in his hand.

"Well...let me explain, this is a misunderstanding..."

"Don't move, be quiet, put your hands on your head!"

Seeing a shark hunter for the first time in real life, Shima Rin was a little nervous, so she subconsciously recalled the self-defense methods her grandfather had taught her.

In a word, when you encounter a bad guy, you cannot be merciful. The basic principle is to make the other party lose his ability to act first.

If it was Lin Yuanshan who had all the skills, Shima Rin's two moves might not pose a threat to him.

It’s a pity that his current fighting power is not high, and the enhanced five senses that allow him to dodge bullets are still on Chitanda Eru.

"Actually, I'm the director of this variety show. If you don't believe me, you can ask the photographer!"

As Lin Yuanshan spoke, he pointed behind Shima Lin, only to find that the photographer who was supposed to be at the camera position had already escaped the moment she raised her gun.

The other members of the crew also hid at a safe distance.

The sunset at Lake Shojin tonight is beautiful, and the view of Mount Fuji is even more amazing.

But Lin Yuanshan, who was being pointed at by the large-caliber revolver, didn't think that this was a good place for burial.

Shima Rin glanced around with his peripheral vision, and became more alert. He said:

"Look, everyone is scared away by you, and you still say you are the director!?"

"Obviously, I was scared away by you! This big thing of yours is a little too wild even for Jidao!"

"Don't bother to argue here, just squat down obediently!"

"Okay, I'll do as you say. When the police come, you'll know you're wrong."

Lin Yuanshan knew that the best option was to wait for the crew to call the police.

The identity he forged was quite thorough. Given the level of the local police in Japan, especially when it comes to cooperating with police from other places,

They always prefer to keep their distance, so his identity was difficult to expose.

However, Shima Rin will probably have to go to jail for a while for illegal possession of firearms. If he has a choice, Lin Yuanshan still doesn't want this to happen.

He is the only one who needs to realize the truth in Longchang. Neon’s prison is not a good place.

"But think about it, if the police really come, you will be in trouble, right?"

"That's better than being killed by you!"

"No, Ms. Shima Rin, don't you watch variety shows? For example, prank shows, wouldn't it be normal for me to appear on the show dressed like this? I believe that as long as you put down the gun and explain everything to everyone, there will be room for improvement."

"Then how can you prove your identity as a director?"

"My voice doesn't sound familiar to you? It's me who's talking to you on the phone!"

Shima Rin finally reacted after hearing this.

I was too nervous just now and didn't pay attention for a while. Lin Yuanshan's voice seemed to be the same person on the phone.

She thought about it for a while and finally decided to give him this chance.

"Anyway, just stay where you are and don't move. I'll go find the others!"

As she spoke, she slowly put down the revolver in her hand.

However, perhaps it was due to muscle spasms caused by excessive tension, or perhaps it was because Lin Yuanshan had done too many bad things and suffered retribution.

While putting down the gun, Shima Rin accidentally pulled the trigger.

This is what we commonly call --- misfire.

At the same moment the gunshot rang out, Lin Yuanshan also let out a scream.

Although the bullet did not hit him directly and only grazed his thigh, it still burned an entire piece of flesh on his thigh.

"Quick, ambulance!!!"

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In a hospital in Tokyo, Lin Yuanshan looked at the unfamiliar ceiling, his eyes dazed for a moment.

"I'm so stupid, really..."

"The doctor said you need to rest and be confined to a wheelchair within a month. Maybe this is a good thing for you."

At the head of the bed, Nagato Yuki said this while peeling an apple for Lin Yuanshan.

Hearing this, he sat up in shock from his dying illness and said:

"Where's Shima Rin? Have you signed the contract I gave her?"

"Sign it, and don't worry."

In the end, because Lin Yuanshan prevented the crew from calling the police, the incident was handled as a "filming accident".

He basically achieved his goal as planned and used this as an excuse to escape from the area.

In order to "compensate for the losses" and "obtain settlement from the victims", Shima Rin had to sign a one-year employment contract.

But on the surface, this is just a fairly ordinary entertainer contract.

Her parents, who didn't know the truth, even thought that their daughter was about to make her debut and were secretly happy.

The price Lin Yuanshan paid to accomplish all this was to sit in a wheelchair for a month and use crutches for three months.

"I must wear a bulletproof vest next time I go out! Japanese high school girls are too dangerous!"

He summarized the lessons learned from this operation.

Anyway, I can't go anywhere for these three months.

Thinking of this, Lin Yuanshan simply lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

I slept like this until the next day.

In a blur, a red line seemed to appear in front of my eyes...

What followed was a dream. In the dream, he did nothing but stayed with Nagato for the rest of his life. However, in his later years, he discovered that she was not old or dead.

The Dark Emperor was not afraid of death at all, but he did not want to see the tears of his loved ones before he died.

You have lost all the powers of a god, but your body remains indestructible. What a cruel curse this is.

In this case, I have no choice but to use everything I can to pursue true immortality.

Before he completely decayed, the old man decided to do so.

Before that, I need manpower, maybe I can set up an association first. At the beginning, I cannot reveal my true thoughts, otherwise I will be regarded as a lunatic.

It’s a pity that he was unable to accomplish all this in his old age and died on the road to success.

The dream ends here.

Lin Yuanshan woke up from his dream.

Fortunately, this was all just a dream.

If Nagato were to see this dream, he might discover his true purpose.

He was not foolish enough to wait until old age to act, and time was on his side now.

In this world, there is a power that can make people immortal.

In order to obtain that power, Lin Yuanshan needs to carefully weave a pair of reliable and strong wings. Karasuma Chitose and Shima Rin are both important feathers on this pair of wings.

and many more!

Why does something seem wrong with the ceiling in front of me?

Isn't this a hospital?

Was he kidnapped? Or did Nagato move him out of the hospital overnight?

Lin Yuanshan stood up, lowered his head, and found two lumps of fat that did not belong to him appeared on his chest.

"Sanye, it's your turn to cook this morning, why are you still...what are you doing? Please don't do such a weird thing in front of your own sister!"

Looking at Miyamizu Yotsuba who was standing at the door of the room, Lin Yuanshan put down his hand awkwardly.

Ahem, it's just subconscious human instinct.

He, the dark emperor, has already gotten rid of vulgar tastes, so how could he still be interested in a little girl's breasts.

By the way, have I exchanged bodies with Mitsuha Miyamizu again?

Chapter 12: Harem Ending Speedrun ()

Mitsuha Miyamizu opened her eyes and found herself wearing a hospital gown, with a quiet girl peeling an orange for her.

Because the incident was so bizarre, her first reaction was that there was a thief in the house.

But what kind of thief would run to his owner's bed to peel oranges?

So this must be a dream.

"Why do you look like you've seen a ghost when you see me? Are you still asleep?"

Yuki Nagato said this as she handed over the orange.

Miyamizu Mitsuha, who had switched to Lin Yuanshan's body, didn't know how to answer for a moment.

Who is Lin Yuanshan? Is this person calling me?

This dream is really bizarre.

"Nagato, you don't understand. Your brain must be short-circuiting at this time. Just go up and pat it."

Karasuma Chitose suddenly walked into the room, picked up the apple from the fruit basket without any hesitation, and started to eat it without even peeling the skin.

She also heard yesterday that Lin Yuanshan had received retribution for his evil deeds.

This information was told to her by Shima Rin who had just joined the team, so she even invited Shima Rin to dinner.

And asked her if the gun was still there and if I could borrow it to use.

I don't mean anything else, I just want to use it for self-defense.

Unfortunately, the gun had already been returned by Shima Rin, which made Chitose feel very sorry.

"The human brain is not a CRT TV!"

Miyamizu Mitsuha complained, which caused Nagato next to her to frown.

If it were an ordinary Lin Yuanshan, after being offended by Qiansui in this way, he would not refute on the spot, but would only take note of it secretly and return the favor double in the future.

But now he is so impatient, could it be that his mentality has changed after the injury?

Karasuma Chitose doesn't understand all this. She is the type who is both novice and playful. She will only seize every opportunity to provoke the big devil in her eyes without considering the consequences of doing so.

"Come to think of it, you deserved it. You even had the nerve to make Zhima Lin sign a 'body contract'. If I were her, I would have shot you dead right then!"

"gun?"

Lin Yuanshan, played by Mitsuha Miyamizu, was shocked when he heard this. Could it be that he has watched too many movies recently?

How can I travel through time and space to become a gangster in a dream?

"Oh, our evil Dark Emperor actually has a day when he gets scared. How bizarre."

Seeing Lin Yuanshan's reaction, Karasuma Chitose thought he was just suffering from normal PTSD, but Nagato on the side began to wonder.

Based on his knowledge, even if he was shot in the head, he shouldn't be afraid of bullets, right?

You know, strictly speaking, Nagato is also a person who has a "strategy".

So she immediately had a bad guess.

After Karasuma Chitose, who nominally came to visit the patient, left, when the two were alone, Nagato directly called out tentatively:

"Miyamizu Mitsuha, is that you?"