There is something wrong with my dating simulator

"Eh?"

Mitsuha answered subconsciously.

Nagato covered his face when he heard that.

I didn't expect that the deity of Miyamizu Shrine would come and cause trouble at a time like this.

However, according to the date, the meteorite crisis in Xishou Town will break out soon. As the guardian god,

He naturally had to do something to avert disaster.

Arranging Lin Yuanshan to do this kind of thing is very cost-effective, although his moral bottom line is relatively flexible.

But he is efficient and never drags his feet, and he also has the strategy experience gained from simulations, so it shouldn't take long for him to speed through the Xishou Town dungeon.

"Miyazu Mitsuha, I know you. Because of the god of your shrine, I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you to stay in this guy's body for a while."

"What?"

Mitsuha still didn't quite understand, but after Yuki Nagato's series of explanations like a goddess guiding the novice village, she had a more or less clear understanding of her current situation.

First of all, this is not a dream.

Even the most staunch atheist has to accept reality at this point.

Secondly, I exchanged bodies with a Tokyo ikemen, although I can only use a wheelchair,

But it’s not a loss at all.

Because this is the metropolitan life she has always dreamed of!

So she completely ignored the possibility that the guy she swapped bodies with might do something stupid with her face.

Nagato Yuki didn't remind her either.

Some things are better to be known later, otherwise she might not be able to sleep during these days in Tokyo.

"So, when can we be discharged from the hospital? I kind of want to go out and take a look!"

At this time, Mitsuha Miyamizu already knew Lin Yuanshan's identity as a "light novel writer" and a "manga artist".

There is no doubt that although the average life expectancy of practitioners is not very high, these two professions are still very popular among young people in Japan.

"Soon. With his body's ability to recover, he will be able to be discharged from the hospital in a wheelchair the day after tomorrow."

"Great!"

Mitsuha Miyamizu thinks that the god has exchanged herself for another to experience life.

Our own god is so gentle!

------

Three months later.

Miyamizu Mitsuha opened her eyes and found that the ceiling she saw was still unfamiliar.

This... seems to be Miyamizu Shrine?

But the layout and pattern here seem to be different from before.

In short, she had lived a very happy life in Tokyo during the past three months, and the body swap was just a secret between her and Nagato.

Although she had many inconveniences in her movements, Nagato still took good care of her, fed her well and drank well every day, and tried his best to meet her every request.

In the words of Karasuma Chitose, it was like providing hospice care to a prisoner who was about to be executed.

In short, good days are always short, and she always has to return to her body.

As far as the eye could see, almost everyone in the town was standing in the open space in front of the shrine.

Is it possible that my own shrine has such a large space?

Also, why is everyone smiling, and why does this smile look a little creepy?

When Mitsuha was confused, Miyamizu Yotsuha, who was dressed in white, pushed her and said:

"Venerable Sir, everyone is waiting for you to speak."

"Your Excellency? What Your Excellency?"

"You are not confused, Venerable. You have to lead us to review the teachings every morning at the assembly!"

"What? What doctrine?"

Mitsuha didn't understand what Yotsuha meant at all. Logically, her body should have been used by the person she exchanged it with for three months, but from Nagato's words, she could tell that

He was a normal high school boy with a pretty decent appearance, but why did he feel something was wrong now?

Especially Yotsuba's state. While Sanye was confused, she smiled strangely to herself:

"I understand. The Venerable is testing us! She wants us to see if we can hold the morning assembly on our own without her speaking!"

As soon as Yotsuba finished speaking, there was a thunderous and enthusiastic response from below.

Sanye had only seen this scene at a few underground idol concerts.

Seeing this scene, Yotsuba nodded with satisfaction, picked up the acoustic guitar and walked to the front of the crowd.

"Let's get started without further ado. Let me first share my personal experience so that new believers can understand His Holiness's greatness."

As she spoke, she took a deep breath, revealed a look of reminiscence, and said:

"I was once a patient with advanced cervical cancer. At that time, every day was like a countdown... I am very grateful to Her Holiness for 'enlightening' me. She..."

The more Sanye listened, the more she felt something was wrong.

He rushed forward and shook the four leaves violently, saying:

"Hey, hey, hey, Yotsuba, wake up. How can you have advanced cervical cancer when you are still underage? Also, when have I ever 'enlightened' you? If you are sick, you should go to the hospital. There is no magic in the world that can cure cancer!"

However, Yotsuba was completely unmoved and smiled to herself:

"Look, the Venerable is testing us again! Then, let's sing together---"

She plucked the guitar in her hand:

"Once, I walked forward at a loss~~~

On the dark night road~~~"

The churchgoers below the stage began to sing in chorus, their faces showing expressions of utmost fanaticism and piety.

Mitsuha Miyamizu was numb.

Chapter 13: Harem Ending Quick Run ()

"I'm guilty!"

"I am a sinner!!!"

Looking down at the stage, the former mayor of Ishimatsu Town was being whipped with a pious look on his face.

Even Miyamizu Mitsuha, who had a bad relationship with him, couldn't bear to watch it anymore. After all, he was her father!

First there was the gospel song with a weird tune, and then there was this kind of performance art in the name of "new believers joining the church".

Even though Miyamizu Mitsuha was slow-witted, she knew at this moment that something had gone wrong in Itomori Town.

Even the mayor was brainwashed into joining the so-called "church".

The one who was doing all this was "Lin Yuanshan" who was supporting his own body.

As for how he gained such a great prestige, it was because of his superb means at first, but just two days ago, a meteorite fell and razed the original Xishou Town to the ground.

This made the "Miyazu Mitsuha" where residents were forced to relocate suddenly become truly sacred.

Even his father really believed it, and today was his initiation ceremony.

After returning to her body, Mitsuha Miyamizu realized that even if she, the "leader", jumped out to disband the church, it would probably not be realistic.

And all of this is Lin Yuanshan’s fault!

But no matter what, he saved Itomori Town by accident, but that doesn't mean that Mitsuha won't settle the score with him!

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"came back?"

"Ah."

Lin Yuanshan returned to his body, took out barley tea from the refrigerator and poured himself a cup.

I didn’t expect that I would be gone for the entire summer, and now it’s early autumn.

"Calculated, the Winter Festival is only a few months away."

Unlike the world that Lin Yuanshan traveled to, Tokyo in this dimension holds four large-scale fan exhibitions a year, each named after a season.

The summer festival is called the Holy War, and many otakus from all over the world will go to Tokyo to join in the fun.

The two fan exhibitions in spring and autumn were forcibly expanded after the summer festival became popular, and several fan clubs saw business opportunities.

Its meaning is probably similar to "White Valentine's Day".

The winter festival is an expansion of the original summer festival. The organizer is the same as the summer festival, so the scale is between the spring and autumn festivals and the summer festival.

Because he was busy with the affairs of Xishou Town, Lin Yuanshan missed the Autumn Festival and now can only study the opponents of the Winter Festival.

"Did the editor come to urge you to submit your manuscript during the days I was away?"

"I wrote it for you according to the outline and sent it to you."

As expected of Nagato, always so reliable!

Lin Yuanshan was about to thank him when he heard Nagato Yuki say:

"You are in Itomori Town. You should have tried to rescue the townspeople, right?"

"Of course, otherwise how can I explain to Sanye? Don't worry about me doing it!"

"Hearing you say that, I can't quite rest assured!"

------

"Yoto, pick up your luggage."

"Oh."

Miyamizu Yotsuba took down the bag as her sister instructed.

"Bang---"

A metal plate as thick as an arm fell out of the bag and almost hit her foot.

"I'm sorry, Your Excellency. Please punish me!"

Mitsuha covered her face when she heard that. A week had passed, and even after leaving Itomori Town, Yotsuha still hadn't returned to normal.

This abnormality includes but is not limited to "pushing people to believe in Gongshui Shenjiao everywhere", "singing gospel songs before going to bed every day", and "carrying wrenches, baseball bats and other blunt instruments with you".

Anyway, Sanye didn't know what Yotsuba had been through in the past three months.

But she had no doubt now, even if she asked Yotsuba to blow a stranger's head off right now, she would do it without hesitation.

That guy named Lin Yuanshan has extraordinary brainwashing ability. This guy should be kept under close watch.

Otherwise, the entire Neon may suffer in the future!

She had been in Lin Yuanshan's body for about three months. She was now worried about the few "friends" she had made during that time. They must not know his true identity.

Now I am heading north to Tokyo to rescue them from the devil.

Yuki, Chitose, Rin, Rikka, you must protect yourselves, I'll be there soon!

------

"Ah!"

Lin Yuanshan rubbed his nose.

Nagato took out a handkerchief, handed it to him, and said:

"You've been in the mountains for a long time, so you might not be used to the temperature difference in Tokyo."

"That doesn't make sense. It should be hotter here in Tokyo. Someone must be missing me. No doubt it's that Chitose guy!"