Fairy Journey, Starting from Collapse

Fairy Journey, Starting from Collapse

Author: Crystal in the Sun

Summary:

"I'm a freeloader, a traveling fairy."

There are many places in the world that I, who used to work hard all my life, could never reach. Now that I have become a fairy, I will embark on a journey to witness them!

Of course, this trip will not be boring. Adhering to the spirit of getting something for nothing, let's be a freeloader! Be a traveler who digs graves, burns corpses, picks up relics, takes what's available, and scatters ashes!

Only freeloading is the only truth!

Paradise of the Past

Chapter 1: Fairy for free

A person's life is like a long-awaited trip. Some people travel happily and live the life they want, while some people travel bitterly and work until they die without earning a penny. Instead, they owe a lot of debt to the bank and have to work hard to make money for three generations to pay it back.

Until the end of life, you will find that at the end of life, if farmers do not consider buying a house and working in new land, they live well, at least they will not die suddenly in the company due to work.

Therefore, people work hard for a living all their lives, but in the end they don’t earn a penny, and are covered in debt. Even dogs on the street will bark at them in a mocking tone when they see them.

"And now...when we die, we can just say goodbye to these idiots!"

On the boundless plain, an elf flapped its wings and breathed the free air on the plain. It was a pity that it was a bit cold and even if it opened its mouth, it would take a mouthful of ash full of the smell of gunpowder.

"Fuck, what kind of place is this? There's no fresh air at all? The air is not even as good as the last place. I didn't even see a Tyrannosaurus Rex with bared teeth."

It was a land of ice and snow, and the sky was filled with thick smoke and dust, which was completely inconsistent with the snow-white ground.

There are either big pits on the ground or flying ashes in the sky. If you take a deep breath of the fresh air, you can also breathe in the authentic dust mixed with the ground, allowing you to quietly enjoy the local specialties. This irresistible taste will make you unforgettable for a lifetime, and by the way, leave some small, cute babies on your body that will fight with immune cells.

"What a terrible place! I've been to so many good places, but this is the only bad place."

Long after her sudden death, she embarked on a journey and shuttled between every world. The Jurassic Age, the Prehistoric Age, and the Ice Age all had traces of her visits. Among them, the most beautiful one was the toothy Tyrannosaurus Rex, followed by the toothy big white cat.

The only regret is that there are no humans, only prehistoric ancient creatures. If I hadn't become a traveling fairy after death, I would have become their father and nourished the animals and plants in the world with my entire body, mind, and flesh.

As a time traveler and part-time traveling fairy Baizao, all he does is run around everywhere.

"In this world and this place, find a place to settle down first, and then continue on your journey."

He took out the small notebook he carried with him and wrote down what he needed to do today. The first priority was to find a place to stay, so that he wouldn't have to sleep in the open air in this world, nor would he have to lean against a stone and look up at the sky.

I wrote down everything I needed to do in a small notebook and started my life in this world today.

"What the hell is going on here? Why are there broken limbs and bodies everywhere? Did this goblin step foot on the battlefield?"

Before the first step was even started, the environment on the ground had already seriously disrupted the goblin's plan. This ghost place not only had unknown short limbs, but also had broken copper and iron scattered all over the ground, as if it were something that had been blown to pieces.

"This damn place is not safe, I need to get there quickly."

After careful consideration, the little goblin Bai Zao decided to leave this haunted place. After all, the smell of gunpowder in the air and the broken limbs and corpses on the ground could not deceive anyone. This was a place where a war had taken place.

The brutality of the war led both sides to use weapons of mass destruction, which resulted in the huge craters on the ground and the free-flowing air filled with the smell of gunpowder.

With this in mind, I decided to open the shop. It was empty when I came, and I had to take something with me when I left, so that I could live up to my other identity.

Thinking of this, he looked around, and finally his eyes fell on two bodies hugging each other in the distance.

"Haha, this is it! This is what I took away!"

Coming behind the two corpses, the fairy Baicao grabbed them directly, intending to use his ability to travel through many worlds.

"Don't worry, after we have looted everything, we will find a good place near mountains and water to bury you two properly."

The fairy Bairou wanted to take the corpse away, on the one hand to make money quickly, and on the other hand it would be faster. As long as he could leave quickly, he would not have to worry about war breaking out again under his feet.

In this way, you can search the body with peace of mind and take away some valuables.

Similarly, after all the valuables have been looted, the two bodies can be buried in a good place surrounded by mountains and water. This would not only show humanitarian concern, but also gain forgiveness from the deceased. It is truly a great deal.

"Who?"

"Ok?"

Before the ritual was completed, Bai Piao heard a weak voice, and then flew to the front of the corpse to check the situation. The next second, he found that the corpse he wanted to take away opened his eyes and spoke.

“Aa ...

Logically speaking, it is impossible for such a situation to occur with a cold corpse. Even if it was the static electricity reaction of the corpse, it could not make the corpse speak, let alone open its eyes.

"I am Lin Zhengying, the Taoist zombie master. You, a little ghost, actually possessed a corpse and frightened me. As a righteous man, I absolutely cannot ignore it. Watch me capture you two evildoers!"

"You should leave quickly. If you don't leave now, the Bishop's nuclear bomb will fall."

This sentence made Bai Zao stunned, because the person who pretended to be dead said two words, that is, nuclear bomb, and it was about to fall.

"Nuclear bomb? Cream nuke? Where is it? I can't see it."

The other party said that a nuclear bomb was falling, but the fairy Bai Kou didn't see a single nuclear bomb, nor did he see two firecrackers that could explode.

"Not only did you fake your death to scare me, but you even dared to spread lies to confuse the public. I must kill you today!"

Before Bai Zao could make a move, a sound like something tearing through the air came from the distance in the sky. He turned his head and saw an unidentified object wrapped in a fireball.

"Why does this scene look familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere before, but I seem to have forgotten it."

During the time that Bai Piao was thinking, a missile was shot towards the position of the two corpses and one person at an extremely fast speed.

"Forget it, it's not important, just run away!"

After a loud shout, Bai Chao dragged the two corpses and disappeared on the spot. The moment he disappeared, a fission bomb fell from their position, and then engulfed everything around it in flames.

"How come you don't have any good stuff? You're dressed so nicely and gorgeously, but you're two poor guys? It's okay if you don't have any good stuff, but at least you should have some money in your pocket."

After dragging the two away, Bai Zao took advantage of their unconsciousness to strip them of their clothes and search for their belongings. In the end, he didn't find a single penny, not even anything valuable.

Chapter 2 Yellow Book

"My head hurts."

I don’t know how long it took, but the first one to wake up was the adult who was brought here by Bai Zao. The younger one was probably not fully recovered yet, so he still had his eyes closed.

However, his breathing has been steady and it seems that there is nothing serious wrong with him, so he will wake up after waiting for a while.

"Where are my clothes?"

When Cecilia woke up, she found that her clothes were gone. Not only her clothes, but also Xilin beside her was not wearing any clothes.

Looking around, I saw that the clothes were in the hands of a person with wings, but I couldn't tell what species he was. The person was holding a needle and thread in his hands, and was leaning back in a chair with his eyes closed as if he was asleep.

There was nothing special about the surroundings. It was like a closed room with no windows on all sides. Various paintings were hung on the walls, as well as many strange-shaped swords, spears, and halberds.

Some of these things are very old and look like they have been there for a long time, but she is not sure how many years they are, after all, she is not an expert in cultural relics or an antique appraiser.

"Ok?"

At this time, Cecilia found a yellow-covered book on the table. There was no name on the book and even the cover was wrapped in yellow paper and glued together with some unknown substance as a simple book cover.

Picking up the book and opening the first page, she saw small but neatly arranged words. However, after reading for a while, Cecilia's face became more and more rosy. The book actually described sexual intercourse between men and women, and there were also intimate words describing the different feelings brought by the different postures.

Cecilia's face flushed after reading only a few pages. She thought to herself, "How could this little guy have such a book? Could it be... No, no, no, how could he understand these things at such a young age? Someone must have given it to this little guy, intending to make him learn bad things."

Little did people know that this idea of ​​Cecilia was completely made up in her own mind. Not only was this book not given to her by others, but it was also written by the fairy Bai Zao herself. The various postures in the book were also the experiences she learned from watching a certain anime.

As for why such a book was written, it was because the fairy Baicao was hungry while traveling in a certain world, and planned to find something to eat in a place where there were people. As a result, he accidentally bumped into two young people who were having sex on the bed. So he simply hid himself, changed his mind based on the reality, and then added fuel to the fire and wrote such a book.

This kind of thing is rare during travel. You never know how long it will take to encounter it again if you encounter it this time. So you might as well record it in words, which can be regarded as an interesting thing in life.

“Rustle~Rustle~Rustle~”

Hearing the sound, Cecilia turned her head and saw that Bai Piao was sleeping and flapping his wings for some unknown reason. The two pairs of large wings, which were not proportional to his body size, were trembling.

He stopped not long after and planned to turn over and move around, but the next second, the needle in his left hand suddenly pierced into the palm of his right hand.

"Aa ...

He quickly put down the needle in his hand and shook his left hand towards the air. Although this was useless, it did relieve the pain a little.

This reaction also startled Cecilia. Wasn't he asleep just now? Why was he howling now?

“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!!”

He put down the sewing needle in his right hand, put his left hand close to his eyes to check, and then he found a small red dot on the palm of his hand. This red dot was the blood that had overflowed from the wound, but it had already coagulated.

But even so, the pain in the palm of the hand still exists. After all, the hand is the part of the human body with the most tactile sensation. If this place is injured, it can hurt all day long. Another place is the buttocks. If you get an injection there, it can also hurt all day long.

"Are you OK?"

Cecilia was lying on the bed, looking at the freeloader sitting on the chair next to her. When she saw that scene just now, she wanted to rush over to see what was going on, but her reason made her stop this action. After all, the situation was unclear and it was not good to rush over rashly.

"Wait, who are you? Why are you lying on my bed without any clothes on?"

Seeing two people lying on her bed covered with a quilt, Bai Zao's mind was confused for a moment, and then she started talking nonsense as if she was talking nonsense.

"Did I have sex with you two? But why don't I remember this? Did I forget? No, no, no, no, how could a fairy like me have sex with two women? I am a female fairy without a penis now..."

Cute and silly.

Seeing this, Cecilia couldn't help but smile: "Don't panic, think carefully first and recall what you did. If you keep talking nonsense like this, you won't remember anything."

Cecilia spoke to the fairy Baicao in a gentle voice, saying that instead of losing her composure and talking nonsense now, it would be better to calm down and think carefully. Perhaps she could understand what had happened.

"It seems so. Let me think about it."

She flew into the air and made a thinking gesture as if David was thinking, then she began to recall what had happened. In the end, she quickly understood everything and knew the names of the two people in her vast sea of ​​memory. She also remembered what she had done to the two people.

"You two are my wife and my daughter, that's why you are lying on my bed."

After knowing who the two people were that he had dragged back from the snowy field, he naturally wanted to make a little joke, but the moment he finished speaking, Bai Piao stood there in a daze.

Because the yellow book in Cecilia's hand was a pornographic storybook she had written not long ago, adapted from reality and with a little bit of exaggeration added, it was created by her own hands!

Of course, the story can become a textbook after some exaggeration, after all, a lot of knowledge can be used by men and women in bed.

Cecilia was about to say something when she found that the other party was standing there, staring at the yellow-covered book in her hand. She soon realized why the other party had made a 180-degree turn from his previous state to his current state.

"The book is good, but the content is not suitable for a little kid like you."

It would be easy to deal with it once she knew the reason, so she waved the book in front of the freeloader's eyes. But then a streak of white light flashed across the book in Cecilia's hand and disappeared. It was so fast that even she couldn't react.

Chapter 3: A demon, not a human

She was an S-class Valkyrie with destiny, and she didn't even react in that instant. This meant that the speed of the light just now was beyond her perception and judgment, and she didn't even have time to dodge or fight back subconsciously, and it was over.

"What a close call! I only wrote one copy of this book. If I accidentally ruin it, I'll be done for."

The Liuguang who snatched the book was none other than the fairy Baizao. Although he was stunned when he saw the book, he quickly reacted and snatched the book away.

"Did you write this book?"

Because she had already read most of the contents of the book, she naturally knew what kind of book it was. However, she had not yet recovered from the shock just now. These words were like a thunderclap out of the blue, and completely confused Cecilia.

"Who else can I have? I'm the only one here, and I need some spiritual food when I travel alone, right? And I don't have anyone, I don't know anyone, so I have to create it myself or pick up some garbage, and you are the one I found when I picked up some garbage."

At the end, the fairy Baichao pointed his finger at Cecilia.

She originally wanted to collect some good things for her collection, but unfortunately her luck was so bad that she happened to land at the site of a war. If both sides were to kill each other, the final result would be that she would be regarded as an enemy by both sides and be killed by the two groups.

Unfortunately, before he could see the two groups of people, he almost died under the high temperature of the nuclear bomb and turned into a goblin that turned into ashes without leaving anything.

"It's a pity that you two don't have anything valuable on you, not even money. But anyway, picking up two guys who were almost dead is also a good deed."

After pointing at Cecilia and saying the second half of the sentence, she sighed and said that she just wanted to pick up something or fish something out. Because she had a habit of collecting, she would just pick up things based on her feeling and everything she picked up would be good.

Even if it is not a good thing, at least you can pick up some money or other things. In short, you will never lose money if you pick it up.

"I don't have any good stuff right now, but when I get back, I can give you something, although I don't know if it's good stuff for you."

Cecilia looked at the flying little creature in front of her with a pair of tiny pointed ears, and then looked at the windowless room with all kinds of things hanging everywhere. She knew that this little creature liked to collect items. No matter whether they were old or not, they were all displayed here.

"That's pretty good, but unfortunately you can't go back by yourself, because this place is not where you live, but my personal world. You can understand it as the world that existed before I was born."

The appearance of this place is the place where Baichao has existed since she became a fairy. She was born here after death. This is her birthplace, this is her safe house, and this is also the place where she rests after running around.

Cecilia did not show any surprise after hearing these words, but staring at the little guy in front of her who could fly, had a pair of pointed ears and was shorter than Theresa. Although she did not understand who this little guy was, his words and actions reminded her all the time.