Fairy Journey, Starting from Collapse

This cute little guy is definitely not simple.

"But I can let you go back, but there are a few conditions. Don't worry, they won't be anything you would dislike."

As Bai Zao said this, he circled around Cecilia in the air. Ever since she learned to fly, she has become accustomed to this flying life. This kind of life where she can go wherever she wants can be said to be very comfortable and free.

After hearing this, Cecilia thought for a while and then said, "What conditions?"

The other party saved her and washed and mended her clothes, although there were some bruises on her clothes now. In addition, he saved her and Xilin, so Cecilia thought that if she could really do anything to help, it was her duty to help.

"Please cook me some delicious food for a few days. I have been eating melons and vegetables for several years. I need to improve my diet."

After hearing Cecilia's agreement, Bai Zao rushed into Cecilia's arms and entered the pitiful mode. He was able to enter this mode because Bai Zao had really been eating raw melons and lettuce for a long time.

"Eating melons and vegetables? Isn't that great? Fruits and vegetables are delicious and healthy. There's nothing wrong with eating more."

This sudden change left Cecilia confused.

"That's because the food I made was barely edible. I wouldn't starve to death, but the texture and color really made it hard to have an appetite! If I ate too much every day, I'd get a stomachache and have to run to the toilet for three days and two nights."

After hearing Baicao's words, Cecilia suddenly had a question in her mind: how did this guy live to this age? Could it be that he lived like a savage?

"According to what you said, how did you live to this age? And what have you been through?"

Cecilia gently stroked the little guy in her arms, her fingers sliding lightly over the wings, stroking the white wings. The patterns on the two pairs of wings were very smooth, although they could not be felt with the hands.

"How else can I live? I won't starve to death if I have food to eat. Even though the taste is a bit bad, at least I can guarantee that I won't starve to death. So I have lived until now, otherwise I would have starved to death long ago."

Knowing that Cecilia can cook, he quickly grabbed her so that the cook could not escape and he could also pass by and stretch out his hand to get food. Unfortunately, this could only be temporary.

After hearing this, Cecilia continued, "Then prepare the ingredients and seasonings, and I'll make you something to eat. But you need to tell me your name first."

From the first chapter till now she still doesn't know the little fellow's name, this will make it easier for her to communicate in the future and she can address him politely.

"Baiyou, you are a demon, not a human."

If the other person asks for your name, you should naturally tell him/her your name.

"May I have your name."

Although he knew Cecilia, he couldn't tell her name directly, because that would make her suspicious. Although now she had already made her suspicious, or warned him to prevent him from taking any sudden action.

Hearing Bai Piao say her name, Cecilia leaned close to Bai Piao's ear and said, "Fairy Bai Piao, what a nice name, very cute~"

As he said that, he blew a breath into the white-collar's ear.

"You're so corny!"

After Cecilia finished speaking, she blew a breath into Baiyou's ear. This breath almost made Baiyou unable to recover, and he fell completely powerless in the other's arms.

Chapter 4 Deoxyribose

“La? La? La? La? La, La? La? La? La~Woohoo~Woohoo~Woohoo~Woohoo~Woohoo….”

Cecilia was working in Baizao's kitchen, while Baizao was humming something in the living room, I don't know if it was a song or something, but it was not difficult to hear from the voice that the other party was quite happy.

"I wonder how Siegfried is doing."

While Cecilia was cooking, she was thinking about Siegfried's safety. Although her life was no longer in danger, she had no way to leave the place immediately, so she could only pray that nothing happened to Siegfried.

What's more, there is a Second Herrscher by her side now, so the next thing to do is to slowly solve these problems step by step.

"This voice... is so nice."

Bai Zao was lying on the bed with a book in his hand and a pen in his hand. He started to write and draw on the book. The main reason for doing this was to modify the contents of the book and add some new content.

Every time she arrives in a world, she will write down her experiences and strange things in the previous world in a blank book. So far, she has written no less than a dozen books, and each book represents what she has seen and heard in a world.

At the same time, Bai Chou would also give a name to the book when writing. The one in his hand was named "Jurassic Travels". It was about the goblin Bai Chou who flew all over the Jurassic period and saw a bunch of Jurassic creatures in the Jurassic period.

The most impressive thing was that the Tyrannosaurus Rex bared its teeth at him. Although the Tyrannosaurus Rex could only stare at it because she could fly, it had no way to do anything to her. In the end, because he was chasing Baichao, he led Baichao into the swamp and was killed by the terrain.

"Behave yourself when you wake up. You still need to rest."

Realizing that Xilin had woken up, Bai Zao closed the book in his hand, put down the quill in his hand, sat up straight and looked at Xilin: "I am a traveler, a fairy, what about you?"

Bai Piao knew Xilin's name, so he couldn't call out her name directly, otherwise he would get into a lot of trouble because he knew the other person without ever meeting her.

"Fairy?"

Xilin did not answer Bai Zao's words, but stood up and looked at the girl in front of her who was wearing a white dress and had a pair of huge wings on her back. She was slightly smaller than her.

It was just this little guy, but she felt that she couldn't seem to get angry with him, or have the idea of ​​quarreling with him, as if everything was on the other side's side.

"Celine."

Without thinking for long, Xilin answered the other party directly.

"It's a nice name. Hurry up and put on your clothes. Someone is cooking. Remember to come and eat later."

Bai Zao threw a stack of clothes to Xilin, and continued to lie on the bed and write the story of what happened in his previous world. Since he was almost finished, he just worked hard and threw the book directly into the bookshelf when he was done.

"clothing?"

After hearing these two words, Xilin looked down and found that she was not wearing any clothes. She was lying naked on a soft big bed.

"what did you do to me?"

Xilin reacted and held the clothes that Bai Zao handed to her. Imaginary space also appeared around the room, and several sub-space spears emerged from it and aimed at the fairy Bai Zao.

"You can try and see if you can hit me. After all, I am the darling of the world."

Bai Zao was not afraid that Xilin would attack her. The reason why she, a fairy, was so optimistic was that as a being born from nature, no matter what happened, as long as she, a fairy, did nothing wrong, the world would protect her.

"Then I will grant your blessing..."

Just when Xilin was about to take action, she found that she seemed to be unable to do it, as if something was blocking her. However, if she insisted on taking action, she would not be affected by this.

"I am a fairy. The world treats me like a treasure. You can do something to me, but... none of the actions you want to take against me will go smoothly."

No matter who wants to harm her, that person or any other creature, as long as the other party has consciousness and intelligence, will be directly affected.

"Also, even if you can really do it, you can't hurt me easily even if I stand still, facing me who has so many protections and blessings."

Baizao is not a fighting type of fairy, but a fairy that can give others many buffs. Although he is not proficient in combat, if you face someone with a lot of buffs all over his body, you can't expect to defeat him in a short time even if you are good at combat.

Facing the incoming Sub-Sky Spears, just one arrow avoidance protection is enough to make all of these ballistic attacks deviate from the predetermined trajectory, making it extremely difficult to aim.

After a while, Xilin finally decided not to attack Baipo anymore. She urgently needed to rest and recover for some time.

Besides, the other party was the one who saved his life. Although he was a Herrscher, he would not be a scum like humans who were treacherous and only knew how to betray, deceive and exploit.

"Now that you've calmed down, have a drink. There will be something delicious later."

Bai Zao waved his hand lightly in the air, and a cup of hot milk appeared in his hand. Then he handed the cup to Xilin and asked her to drink it while it was hot.

"I put deoxyribose in the milk, which is good for the skin, so I added a little more to try to recover sooner."

After handing the milk and the cup to Xilin, Bai Zao began to tinker with the travel book she was writing. Before traveling to the next world, she had to record her experiences in the previous world in the book.

"Deoxyribose? What's that?"

As for deoxyribose, Xilin had no idea what it was, because she had never eaten this kind of sugar, and she had never even eaten ordinary candy cubes.

"Nothing, just treat it as nonsense."

If the other party asked, she could only deal with it casually, because she didn't put any deoxyribose in it at all, and how could she, a fairy, get the deoxyribose that could only be squeezed from boys?

Faced with Baizao's answer, Xilin thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure out what deoxyribose was. However, since this little goblin said it was nothing, then there shouldn't be any problem.

Chapter 5: Cake that smells like shit

"It's all done."

After preparing the meal, Cecilia brought out all the food on a tray and also prepared two sets of bowls and chopsticks, but she didn't prepare any for herself. She didn't even eat, but just held her face with her hands and watched Bai Zao and Xilin eat with a smile.

"If you don't want to eat it, we'll eat it all."

If they don't eat it, it's a big bargain for me so I naturally can't be polite. After all, I haven't eaten anything decent for a long time. This time I have to force them to eat and drink as much as they can to satisfy my stomach.

"You eat. I'm not hungry."

Looking at Bai Chou eating voraciously, Cecilia focused her attention on the huge wings behind Bai Chou. In her eyes, the pair of wings were gradually becoming crystal clear, and the color was becoming more and more different from the previous wings.

This change made Cecilia curious. Can she eat food so well that its wings look good? If so, can she raise this little fairy well and make everyone love her?

"The way you look at her seems to be the same as the way you looked at me back then."

Xilin bit her chopsticks and looked at Cecilia who was sitting opposite her, because she had seen that look and expression more than once. Even in Yu Duchen's dream, it was this smile that almost made her become someone else's child.

Hearing this, Cecilia looked at Xilin and said, "Wouldn't it be better if that were the case? After all, she has trouble even eating by herself. If she is left alone, something bad will happen sooner or later."

What Cecilia said was unreasonable. To her, the things she made for free were just chronic poison. Fairies had extremely strict requirements on diet and living environment, which would be determined by the color of their wings.

"You are right. We have very strict requirements for the living environment. Dirty and messy places will affect the lives of fairies, and even their lives. These will be reflected in the color of the wings."

Bai Zao was telling Cecilia this while he was talking. The quality of the environment can determine how long a fairy can live. Whether the food is clean and has no harmful effects can also determine how long a fairy can live.

Although the food that Bai Zao made himself was edible, it was not tasty and the cooking time was not right. Occasionally, the ingredients would be half-cooked or even mushy, turning into a pile of black, edible food.

If other people eat this kind of thing, it will just taste bad but they won't have diarrhea or feel uncomfortable. However, if a fairy eats this kind of thing, there is a high probability that she will have stomach discomfort or diarrhea.

"We'll take you back after we've eaten and rested for a while."

After eating and drinking his fill, Bai Zao lay on the sofa with his arms around his stomach. This was the best thing he had eaten in decades, so eating so much at once was not only to satisfy his stomach, but also to show his recognition and respect for what Cecilia had made.

"No hurry, tell me more about your story. Legend has it that fairies can bless people and bring them good luck. Is this true?"

Cecilia mentioned the story of fairies many times in the book she told Kiana. In the fairy tales about fairies, all the fairies are good people. Although there are some bad fairies, the majority are good fairies.

"I am indeed a fairy. What you said is absolutely true. I can bless others and protect them. People who are blessed by fairies are basically not ordinary people. For example, Altria, the King of Britain, is a king blessed by fairies."

The freeloader, who had been to many places, had naturally been to Britain. He also witnessed the rise and fall and prosperity of the British dynasty, and even in the end he took away the holy sword that was thrown into the lake.

With the idea of ​​not letting anyone lose the holy sword, after Bedivere threw the holy sword into the lake and left, the fairy Bai Piao went down to the lake himself to fish out the holy sword and took it away. It is still in its collection room. The only regret is that the scabbard of Avalon is not with her.

But it was good enough to get the holy sword. At least she did not come back empty-handed on that trip. Otherwise, she would just pick up a stone somewhere and bring it back completely.

"Why are you asking this? Are you trying to get something from me?"

So far, she is the only one who can get other people's things for free, and no one can get her things for free. Even if you are a woman, don't think of making her a big rooster whose feathers can be plucked at will.

"I just want to get to know you."

After saying that, he stood up and cleared away all the dishes and empty plates on the table, leaving only his back to Bai Zao and Xilin. When Cecilia came out again, she was holding a cream cake on a tray with both hands.

"And there's a sliced ​​cake? That's awesome!"

The freeloader who saw the cake reached out and grabbed a piece of cake and put it into his mouth. However, after taking a bite, he found that the taste of the cake was not right, and there was something else in the cake.

"You put anything else in the cake?"

"No, I used things from your kitchen."

Cecilia didn't remember putting anything strange in it. This cream cake was made with things from her own kitchen. She didn't put anything outside the kitchen.

"No! No!"

After saying that, he jumped into the kitchen to see if there was anything that was not in the kitchen. After a series of inspections, Bai Piao finally found something that was not in the kitchen. When he saw this thing again, Bai Piao was dumbfounded, completely dumbfounded.

Because the cream was whipped with a thin, long wooden stick made of ebony, which was a shit stirring stick she had taken from a resident's house when she was traveling in the British Kingdom.

The shit-stirring stick was originally a stick used by farmers to stir the manure. The purpose was to mix the settled human feces and urine evenly and use it to irrigate crops, especially vegetable crops. Therefore, after Bai Piao took away a shit-stirring stick, he cleaned the stick and stored it in a glass box.

But what about now? The shit-stirrer appeared in the kitchen, which meant that there was some residue from the shit-stirrer in the cake. After all, no matter what it was, it was impossible to clean it completely, because there would always be some residue left on the original object.

"Damn you Cecilia! You actually used a shit stick to beat the cream and make a cake for this goblin!"

Unable to hold back for a moment, Bai Zao rushed to the toilet as fast as he could, and then bursts of vomiting sounds came from the toilet. Xilin was holding a piece of cake on a small tray, and for a long time she didn't dare to put the piece of cake on the fork in her right hand into her mouth.

"Is that black wooden stick in the glass box a shit stirrer?"

Chapter 250 IQ

"Using a shit-stirrer to make cake for others, is this what all the Valkyries of Destiny do?"

Xilin put down the cake in her hand. Fortunately, she didn't take a bite, otherwise she would kill Cecilia even if she died. After all, using that dirty stuff to beat cream for cake was totally disgusting.

After vomiting, Bai Zao felt completely exhausted. All the food he had eaten before was vomited out of his stomach. Now he felt very uncomfortable if he didn't eat anything, and he also felt empty because he had vomited out everything.

"What do you mean by using a shit-stirring stick to make a cake when you have nothing better to do?"

It is necessary to ask clearly about the reason. There are such things as stick-shaped objects. Why did you go to a shit-stirring stick to beat the cream and make a cake? Is this a brain-sucking thing? Or when Kiana was born, did Kiana also take away half of my IQ?