Ultimate Master

Zhang Yayi snorted: "who made you so bad? After that, Zhang Yayi put his mouth to my ear. After that, I couldn't help but open my eyes and was almost fainted by thunder.

What the hell is going on here?

Zhang yabing, who is the only girl I know, can do this kind of thing!

all day, among the girls I know, only Zhang yabing and Qi mengyan's sister Qi Mengna can do the kind of things that are not worth their lives!

Zhang Yayi told me: "my sister didn't wipe her ass clean after going to the toilet, and the toilet paper broke, Her finger is -- hey, you know what it means. She chased me with her finger dipped in Baba (the common name for all dirty things), and she insisted on letting me smell it! "

after hearing Zhang Yayi's explanation, I really felt a sense of lack of oxygen. In the past, I only knew that Zhang yabing was so shocking, but how could I have thought that she could be so shocking!

but after hearing her sister's complaint, Zhang yabing blushed with shame and scolded Zhang Yayi: "Stinky girl, what nonsense! How can you say that to me in front of Lao Zhao? I'm so angry, I'm so angry! Be careful at night, I'll put smelly socks in your mouth! Wait! "Zhang yabing threatened her sister and hid the" special "finger behind her.

Seeing her sister threatening herself, Zhang Yayi couldn't help hiding from me. She grabbed my arm and pointed to Zhang yabing and said, "no shame! You are not shy! You are not shy! You are not ashamed! If you do something wrong, you will not let others say it! Hum, I am partial to say! Let you lose your ugliness in front of brother Zhao!" after that, Zhang Yayi made a face at her sister, and then grabbed my hand a little harder and opened He began to ask me for help: brother Zhao, brother Zhao, my sister is going to hit me!

at this time, I was extremely embarrassed by such a scene. I stood in my place and thought, what's the matter? The two sisters played too much, right?

Zhang yabing still glared at Zhang Yayi angrily, but she could not help pinching her waist and threatening her again: "Ya Yi, you stinky girl, come here and take the move. Otherwise, you will not have a good life in the future!"

Zhang Yayi is hiding behind me like a bird, but he is not soft hearted. He laughs: "you can't catch me, you can't catch me."

Zhang yabing was about to be mad, but suddenly the fire of war burned on me, and his horizontal eyebrows warned me: "Lao Zhao, get out of the way!"

I was still standing still, looking at Zhang yabing like a Bodhisattva, hoping that the prank would end soon, so as not to be implicated.

But where is Zhang yabing willing to strike? She fiercely approached me, hesitated for a moment, then lit her finger in front of my face, looked at me badly, and warned again: "get out of the way, otherwise, you can taste the power of my Yang finger!"

Zhang Yayi said to my sister behind me: "sister, you are too ignorant! How can you wash your hands as soon as possible."

Zhang yabing strongly and aggressively said: "don't wash, don't wash! After washing, there's no capital for you to bow down to submission!" she took that finger and drew a beautiful circle in the air. Then she looked at me with long legs and looked at me obstinately, sending out the final pass: "let, or not?" As I spoke, the finger was already swinging in front of my eyes.

However, the kind-hearted Zhang Yayi saw this scene and quickly got to the front of me from behind, pursed her mouth and said to her sister: "sister, brother Zhao is here. Don't make trouble. How can you be a sister like this? Hum, it's not qualified."

Zhang yabing raised his head, still strongly said: "that's it, how is it? Let me use this finger to scratch your face, and I'll wash my hands!

Zhang Yayi said wrongly: "it's dirty! Elder sister, you're too bullying!"

Zhang yabing was unreasonable: "bullying you, what's the matter? What can you do for me

Looking at Zhang yabing tossed up the small sex, I have a kind of feeling of crying and laughing. Although I was angry, I still forced to suppress it and didn't vent it out. After all, Zhang yabing is kind to me. Besides, I come here to ask for her. At the critical time, special treatment should be given.

Zhang Yayi looked at her sister wrongly like a wounded swan, but she also took the initiative to move forward. She covered her mouth with her hand and closed her eyes. Then she walked to Zhang Ya's ice face with awe inspiring air. She bit her teeth and said, "if you want to row, just row. I'll admit defeat and let you row. Wash your face with soap! "

at this time, Zhang Yayi really felt like a hero died.

I looked at Zhang yabing with tears and laughter. I wanted to stop her bad behavior and see if she would really attack Zhang Yayi.

However, although Zhang yabing was shocking, she did not make too much moves. She took that finger and made an arc in the air, and then chuckled: "Yayi, your sister is not as bad as you think! That is - just want to scare you!" then she looked at me, suddenly politely: "Lao Zhao, you sit down first, I'll wash my hands, see you later!"

me? She's a different person?

This yabing is really showing signs of using all the things in China. Before that, she had already called herself "Miss Ben", "Miss Ben", "Ai Jia", "I". Now she calls herself "despicable". Is she modest or in a transitional period?Zhang Yayi breathed a sigh of relief, his face suddenly burst into a smile, lovingly spat out his tongue, and said: "I'm scared to death! Sister, you're almost catching up with Zhou Xingchi, so you like pranks!"

Zhang yabing shook his head with pride, turned around and walked into the washroom like a fairyland.

Zhang Yayi quickly asked me to sit down, pouring water and fruit. I suddenly recalled the first time I came here with Zhang Yayi, and I had a bit of reminiscence in my heart.

Zhang Yayi was busy living for a long time before he sat down, peeled an orange for me, presented it respectfully, and asked with a smile: "brother Zhao, eat an orange, it's very sweet."

I didn't refuse her kindness. After two mouthfuls, it was really delicious. Zhang Yayi was staring at me, then suddenly dropped his eyes, as if thinking of something.

Time is not waiting for me. My eyes are always staring at the washroom. I am looking forward to Zhang yabing washing her hands early, so that I can quickly pick up the car and start.

It's been a long time since I saw Ya Meng. Besides, under this situation, I seem to be impatient. I wish I could fly to Cheng Ya Meng's home and uncover the truth. But at the same time, I can also realize that there must be amazing secrets, even cruel reality.

Zhang Yayi still looked at me like an innocent child. She took the lead and said, "brother Zhao, you -- don't blame my sister. Although she is willful, she is kind-hearted. You don't know. She worries about you and keeps on saying that she has to pull me out to look for you. She's afraid that you'll be caught by your father! Well, how can dad do this? We can't help him! But my sister, she has tried her best, she has been trying to persuade him, but it's no use. My father is stubborn -- "Zhang Yayi said a lot, as if afraid that I would blame Zhang yabing for his mischievous and mischievous, so he was eager to say good words for her sister in front of me.

I just gave a perfunctory smile and didn't reply.

The sound of the water in the washroom suddenly stopped, and Zhang yabing was in it again. She didn't know what she was busy with. Then she swaggered back to the living room.

In her hand, she took a roll -- a half used toilet paper.

Zhang yabing stood still in front of us, looking very angry. She tore the roll of toilet paper and scolded, "the commodities now are more and more substandard, so even the toilet paper can't be used! Sad, sad!"

Zhang yabing sighed like a poet, with a deep feeling.

Zhang Yayi looked at her sister with a frown, and said with a bitter smile, "sister, don't express your feelings there. Please sit down quickly. Is a roll of toilet paper worth it? "

Zhang yabing eloquently stepped on a small stool beside him, put on a pair of thinker's posture, and asked forcefully, "why is it not worth it?" She put out the finger that had been washed with soap several times, and angrily said, "I tell you, although this toilet paper is a small thing, it has a great effect. If there is no it, what do you use to wipe your ass and use it?" Zhang yabing's fingers suddenly rotated in the air for a few times, an air awe inspiring appearance.

I want to hit the wall!

thanks to her, Zhang yabing is still a girl. How can such a topic be put on the table?

Fortunately, I have been used to her thunder, not to reach the point of syncope. But actually, I'm a little impatient. Where can I have the leisure to listen to her expressing such feelings here?

So I frowned and said to Zhang yabing: "sit down quickly, don't talk nonsense!"

with a smile, Zhang yabing threw the roll of toilet paper aside decisively and sat down.

But before she had finished sitting down, she continued to complain: "I understand, I understand. I know why that thing is called" toilet paper ". This is a kind of irony, a kind of huge irony!"

Zhang Yayi and I looked at Zhang yabing helplessly and doubtfully. I really suspected that she had just run out of the psychiatric hospital.

What's the irony of this toilet paper?

Zhang Yayi sighed and laughed bitterly at me: "my sister is going to be a poet! Everything has to be filled with emotion."

Zhang yabing glanced up, then smacked his mouth, patted the coffee table with both hands, solemnly said, "you think, toilet paper, fingers!" Zhang yabing pointed to the toilet paper which was thrown aside, and then stretched out a finger to compare it. Then he continued: "the toilet paper is so inflexible and its quality is not too high. The manufacturer will take it The name "toilet paper" just wants to remind people that if the toilet paper doesn't work well and is torn when wiping our buttocks, our fingers can also replace it! Therefore, toilet paper and fingers have the same similar function when they go to the toilet. I initially suspect that ancient people always use their fingers to wipe their buttocks, and then with toilet paper, they take a homonym It's called toilet paper -- "

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