Ultimate Master

What a mess!

I only hear my head dizzy. I have never heard of this logic, nor have I seen such a shocking role as Zhang yabing.

After listening to her sister's words, Zhang Yayi was both funny and embarrassed. She made a crime to Zhang yabing and said, "please, sister, let's not talk about such a boring topic, OK? Are you not ashamed? "

Zhang yabing argued plausibly: "what's so shameful about this? As you say, if the production -- "Zhang yabing took a look at my face, he didn't carry out Lei Ren to the end. Instead, he shut up in time, changed the topic and said:" OK, OK, don't say that. Don't say that. You are too hypocritical. They are just like the existing toilet paper, which will be broken if you cut it! "

Zhang yabing and I looked at each other.

I really can't stand it. I smile bitterly at Zhang Yayi and say, "see if your sister has a fever?"

Zhang Yayi really came over, touched Zhang yabing's forehead, and said, "well, it's a little feverish. It's estimated that it's going to burn to 70-80 degrees."

Zhang yabing plucked her sister's hand, pursed her mouth and roared: "don't touch me! You have a fever!"

I gave a bitter smile and said to myself: it seems that another psychiatric hospital has come out!

Zhang yabing didn't mean what I said at the beginning, and asked me a question: "which psychiatric hospital?"

Zhang Yayi just laughs at one side, Zhang yabing is stupefied for a moment, and suddenly realizes.

But instead of blaming me, she sat upright on the sofa and peeled the apple.

What I didn't expect was that the apple cut by Zhang yabing was actually for me.

When she handed me the peeled apple, my heart passed a burst of inexplicable moved. I nodded to thank you, then took a bite and started to get straight to the point: "borrow your car first, and then I'll return it to you when I'm finished." I said simply and clearly, looking at Zhang yabing.

Zhang yabing seemed to get something cheap, and said to me with a smile: "it's OK to borrow a car, but there is a condition."

I frowned and asked, "what conditions?"

Zhang yabing raised his head mysteriously, bit his lips and said, "a person must be attached to the car. It's called -- "borrow one, give one."

I'm ashamed. Buy one get one free is the most popular promotion strategy for businesses. However, it's the first time I've heard of the word "borrow one, give one free.".

"What kind of gift?" I asked

Zhang yabing took a look at Zhang Yayi. Her beautiful little head swayed from side to side. She seemed to think and say: "I'll lend you Yayi's Honda, and then I'll give you as a gift!"

hearing this, Zhang Yayi's eyes widened in surprise and asked her sister, "no, sister?"

Zhang yabing will her army: "why, not willing to lend you that broken car? I tell you, if it wasn't for Zhao's current situation, he wouldn't have borrowed your Japanese car. Don't you know that Zhao hates the Japanese and Japanese products most. "

Ah, Zhang yabing knows me very well!

Zhang Yayi quickly explained: "what. I didn't say no. Don't say it's a loan. It doesn't matter if I give it to brother Zhao. Anyway, I don't drive that car very much. That is to say, you say you want to give yourself to brother Zhao. You can't - you don't want to elope with brother Zhao, do you? " Take a pair of lovely big eyes to look at Zhang yabing, seems to be looking forward to her answer.

Zhang yabing scolded Zhang Ya Yi like a teacher and said, "what a fart do you know about children's family? This is - it's sacrificing oneself to ensure the safety of Zhao."

Zhang Yayi was also fond of teasing with Zhang yabing, and tut said: "what! You are brother Zhao's burden. What are you capable of ensuring brother Zhao's safety? I'm afraid you can't guarantee your own safety. "

Zhang yabing patted her chest, which was not Fengting. She confidently said, "we are Zhang biekun's daughter! At the critical time, I can be a hostage. When I'm here, they don't dare to touch Lao Zhao's finger! "

after thinking about it for a moment, Zhang Yayi nodded, but then he tentatively asked," why don't you accept both of us? Borrow one -- borrow one and give two! Haha. " Zhang Yayi smiles sweetly and looks at me with a pair of pleading eyes.

I frown and smile bitterly, thinking that the two sisters are quite harmonious at a critical time. I can't afford to borrow one for two.

So I said to Zhang Yayi and her sisters, "OK, I have something urgent to deal with. Yayi will give me the key. I have to go now."

Zhang yabing opened his eyes and asked, "are you going? You have no conscience, Lao Zhao? "

I looked at her in amazement, but did not reply.

Zhang yabing clapped his right hand on the coffee table, and stood up like a hero in Liangshan. He said boldly, "you have to eat lunch before you leave. Well, let Yayi cook and I'll talk to Lao Zhao again. " He glanced at Zhang Yayi and made a pleading face.

I felt a little buzzing in my ears. I quickly corrected Zhang yabing and said, "yabing, can you not be" contemptible "or" contemptible "? You should be rebelliousZhang yabing said: "Lao Zhao, you don't understand it. It's the name of modesty! Ancient people used to call themselves that way!"

I said with shame: "but now it's not ancient, it's modern!"

as soon as Zhang yabing stroked his elegant hair, he said: "I want to bring back the ancient modesty and prudence again! I'll call myself contemptuous, What's the matter, isn't it

I don't argue with it any more. I think we should find a way to get on with the journey. After all, dear people, now everything is unknown, how can I slack off?

Therefore, I urged Zhang yabing firmly: "key, let Yayi quickly find the key, I really have an urgent matter, I also hope that the two heroines can do a convenience!" I had to learn from the modesty and prudence of the ancients and bowed to Zhang yabing.

Zhang yabing couldn't close his mouth and said with a smile, "it's like! It's very much like it!"

Zhang Yayi asked in amazement, "what does it look like?"

Zhang yabing blurted out: "white browed hero!"

I was ashamed again: it seems that she is really obsessed with martial arts novels!

but Zhang Yayi is very understanding. After hearing my urge, she immediately went back to the bedroom to get the car key, and held the remote control to explain to me: this key is lock, this is to open, this - this is to find the car key ---

this is the key to find the car I nodded again and again, and was about to take the key, but suddenly I saw a white and tender arm stretching out and snatching the car key.

Zhang Yayi was angry and said to her sister angrily, "what are you doing, brother Zhao is waiting to go."

Zhang yabing carried the key in his hand, and kept drawing an arc in the air. He swayed his head and said, "now the key is in my hand, you both have to listen to me!" then he took the lead in staring at me, stretched out a finger, and then pointed to Zhang Ya Yi, in the tone of command, continued: "you, stay at home and wait for dispatch at any time. Take good care of your home and do your own thing. Wait for me to come back! "

Zhang Yayi and I looked at each other, and Zhang Yayi said in a hurry:" elder sister, don't make trouble, don't delay brother Zhao's work. "

Zhang yabing said: "delay? No delay! He is safer with me. "

For a while, I couldn't help but look at Zhang yabing. I didn't know when the girl could grow up and become more stable.

But I still frown and warn Zhang yabing: "put the key down, I'll go back. Yayi is young, and I'm afraid to be alone at home. Yabing, you should stay at home with her. It's very dangerous outside. You can't help, but you'll also add to my burden! "

Zhang yabing put out a beautiful poss, raised his head and chest, and refused to give in.

My head is almost big!

I patted my head, but my eyes looked around the familiar living room. I don't know why, I always feel that there are some inexplicable changes when I am with me.

And just at this time, outside the door suddenly sounded a burst of rapid footsteps.

Zhang yabing and her sisters were stunned. Zhang yabing quickly got close to me and said to me in a hurry: "go to my bedroom and hide. I don't tell you not to come out!" she pushed me and began to creep up to the door.

I just snickered and thought when this yabing has become so cautious?

When the footstep stopped suddenly, I picked up a cigarette and lit it, while Zhang yabing looked out of the cat's eye carefully like a devil entering the village.

Through the cat's eye, Zhang yabing saw a girl knocking on the door with her hair in her hair. She was startled. She turned to stare at me and Yayi and said, "hell, hell!"

Zhang Yayi retorted, "where are the ghosts in the world? In the daytime, they are still."

Zhang yabing pointed to the cat's eye, and his hand was shaking. "If you look at it, it will scare you to death!"

if Zhang Yayi really approached me and looked up at me through the cat's eye, he suddenly gave a "ah" sound, as if he was also frightened. However, she recovered herself and took out a small vacuum cleaner from behind the door. Holding the handle, she said: "hit him, hit him! Let him frighten people in the daytime!"

looking at the panic of the sisters, I couldn't help but frown. I looked out of the cat's eye and was surprised.

To be exact, I guessed who was coming when the footstep sounded just now. But at this moment, the girl in front of her is dishevelled, her hair covers her face, and she can't see her true face. What's more, she was dressed in a white dress, but her clothes were still ragged. She looked like a ghost on TV. I believe that if I saw her in the dark at night, it would be frightening to death!

the sisters Zhang yabing were still whispering something, but I firmly opened the door!

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