Urban Brewmaster System

There is a popular saying in the industry, that is, your skill level is inversely proportional to the number of your hair!

It means that as your skill level improves, your hair will gradually decrease. This is destiny, and destiny is indispensable. Everyone regards this sentence as a classic...

Under such circumstances, then the problem is coming. Monkey and their company can be regarded as the top in the industry. Naturally, there are a lot of programmers.

For the monkey brother, the big guy’s biggest doubt is not his technique. It is true that the monkey’s skills can be said to be the best, but the big guy’s biggest problem is-when is this guy bald?

You see, we are all bald, and the degree of baldness is perfectly related to our own technical level. If you use mathematical tools, you can draw a perfect negative correlation curve, and it is smooth...

In such a harmonious range of baldness, the monkey brother’s head full of hair suddenly became the biggest concern, just like throwing a Erha into a pack of wolves. Every day, "This guy is about to find me." , What to do, wait online, very anxious..."

So this is also the reason why Monkey Brother is unwilling to stay in the technical department. Just typing two lines of code, I found a large group of men looking at you with grievances. What do you think...

As for where to stay, it is naturally the administrative side. Everyone in the administrative side is Miss Heisi, who speaks super nicely. He likes the monkeys over there...

Moreover, on the administrative side, it’s okay to hold the computer and pretend to be forced. The young ladies watched around and exclaimed a few times. This is life.

Look at the technology side. As the company’s technical leader, many people have come around before writing much, asking various questions and saying "bugs" from time to time, which is simply unbearable.

So Brother Monkey, the vice president in charge of technology, stayed directly on the administrative side...

Others are envious, but they can only envy, everyone who doesn’t want to stay with Miss Hesi every day, talking softly, how good, it’s a pity that people can pass, if they dare to pass, they will definitely be the administrative director. That woman in her thirties chopped up to feed the dog...

Therefore, Brother Monkey suddenly remembered this incident when he saw the cypress leaf wine. After all, you see, it’s always bad to ask for leave a little bit frequently. Even though he is so hardworking, he only asks for leave once a week...

But, who made me think about the company so much? Everyone is bald, one is unsightly, and two, think about it, the lack of hair directly affects finding a girlfriend!

This is the point of the key!

No girlfriend means no wife, no children, no family, and that means no one has the burden. If you want to resign, then resign, just like Xiao Wu before.

But what if the company helps them get hair?

If you have hair, you will have a girlfriend, you will have a wife, you will have children, and you will have a family. If you have a family, then you definitely can’t resign if you want to.

As for the question of whether you really have a girlfriend if you have hair... Forget it, these are all details, and you don't need to care about the details.

After all, there is also a saying in society that you can treat middle-aged men with families like dogs without worrying about their resignation, but you must not treat young people who have just worked like this, because they will resign at any time...

Thinking about this, Brother Monkey laughed and took a look. We are all for the company’s consideration. Who would dare to say that I ask for leave every day, and this leave is for the company...

Thinking of this, Brother Monkey couldn't sit still anymore. He drank the wine and he was about to go back to the company while dragging Xiao Wu. Anyway, a donkey was also on his way, and two dogs were also holding him...

Hmm... the wording is a bit inappropriate, but probably the meaning is almost the same...

Xiao Wu naturally agreed that he was a little anxious because of his work.

The two of them left in such a hurry, leaving only Brother Qiao Feng alone to continue looking for inspiration. He had already found the inspiration for two pots of wine. Looking at the meaning, it is estimated that we need to find two more pots of wine.

The door of the company office is closed tightly, and the female secretary has been in for about half an hour and has not been seen, but this is all trivial, only trivial. Why is the secretary doing something right, or else I’ll hire you as a secretary.

The other people in the company also do their own things. Please, everyone is very busy. Who cares about the small problems of the long time your secretary stays in the boss's office.

Unlike people in other departments, the administration department is next to the boss's office. This is mainly because they have to send some orders, so it is also for convenience.

Today, as usual, the young ladies are busy there. Even if they have nothing to do, they must pretend to be busy.

"Unfortunately, Mr. Sun has asked for leave again, if only he was there..." You Meizhi sighed quietly there.

"Yes, if Mr. Sun is there, we don't need to be like this..." the sister paper next to her replied.

After all, Mr. Sun likes to chat. If he wants to chat here, the boss can't control it, not to mention the supervisor.

At this moment, the elevator on the opposite side made a ding-dong, and many girls took a look at it at random. There is no need to ask, it must be someone from the company who has returned, because that elevator is a staff elevator.

The elevator door opened, and the girls were a little surprised when they looked at it. It was actually Mr. Sun!

Of course, there is a man behind Mr. Sun, and no one will pay attention...

It's just...Why did Mr. Sun come back so soon after asking for leave today? Could it be impossible?

"What nonsense are you telling the truth, how could President Sun fail..." You Meizhi said with a smile there.

"Is it okay? That's not what I said, how do you know that Mr. Sun is not okay..."

Facts have proved that if a girl gets dirty, there is nothing wrong with a man. In just a few minutes, Mr. Sun's topic has become three seconds or five seconds...

Of course the monkey doesn’t know about this~www.readwn.com~ He took Xiao Wu around and looked around, then pointed to the largest office door and said, “That’s our boss’s office. Let’s go in and meet the boss. "

When he reached the door, the monkey went up and knocked on the door, then stood there and waited.

Five minutes later, there was still no response in the office. Xiao Wu was a little strange and said, "Old Sun, isn't the boss away?"

The monkey smiled mysteriously: "Wait, wait a while..."

After about eight minutes, there was still no response in the office. The monkey went straight up to push the door, and as he pushed the door, a voice happened in the office: "Please come in!"

Xiao Wu: "..." Brother, take my knees!

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