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To Xiao Wu’s surprise, the monkey said that these are all basic operations, so I sit down and I don’t need 666.

Anyhow, after having been in the company for so long, it is still clear how much time the guy needs each time, but it has changed a little some time ago.

I also know when, Ya secretly ran to Jiuxianju to buy Dragon Snake Wine. As a result, it only took one minute to wait, but now it has become eight minutes...

Clam? What did you say? I'm talking about the time to dress, what do you think, the female secretary is just cleaning the fingers of the boss in the office, and also a few sets of yoga by the way...

Your thoughts are too dirty, not pure, not pure!

The door of the room opened, and there was harmony inside. The boss was sitting on the chair peacefully, and was slowly wiping his hands with a tissue...Do I need hands to do yoga? Who knows...

The female secretary was standing on the side pretty, her face was reddish, and her forehead was a little sweaty. It is estimated that the yoga exercise just now was a bit big.

"Old Sun, you came back so early today, how short time is it?" The boss looked at the monkey, a little surprised.

That's right, I was surprised. According to reason, seeing this kind of leave come back early, the boss is overjoyed, that is, with the monkey, I will probably be surprised...

The monkey's face went dark, what do you mean, what is the time is so short, my time is long...

He pulled a chair and sat on the opposite side of the desk. As for Xiao Wu, he was invited by the female secretary to sit on the sofa next to him. After all, to become the boss's secretary, you have to work when something happens.

"Pharaoh, at this time, there are not many people like me who serve the company wholeheartedly. Why do I ask for leave? It's all for the company..." The monkey began to say there. The boss now just wants to look up to the sky. .

After finally waiting for the monkeys to pull a lot, the boss said: "Then old grandson, tell me, what did your leave this time serve for the company?"

The conscience of heaven and earth, he just asked casually. Originally, he just wanted to embarrass the monkey a little bit.

The result... Brother Monkey laughed upon hearing the words: "I took leave this time and found a way to increase the efficiency of the company by at least 30%, and also make the company's personnel more stable!"

Clam? The boss and the female secretary were stunned, saying that you are fat and you still pant...Oh no, it should be, what method are you really looking for? I'm not dreaming, is your grandson asking for leave to go out for a drink?

"So, don't always slander me in the future, I'm doing this wholeheartedly for the company..."

Okay, listening to what the monkey is saying now, the boss just wants to have a pan in his hand, go up to a pot and blow her head...

After talking for a long time, the monkey finally started to talk business.

"Well, I actually found it in Jiuxianju..." At the beginning of the sentence, the boss rolled his eyes. Sure enough, you are going to drink, what pretend to be.

However, the boss still knows Jiuxianju very well. After all, he now relies entirely on Dragon Snake Wine. I have to say that this wine is really a good thing, a good thing...

And now, listening to the monkey's narration, the boss's face was dull: "What do you say that cypress wine can really grow? This is too mysterious."

For this, the monkey had been prepared, and shouted directly to the sofa: "Brother, come and come, let our boss look at your head..."

Xiao Wu's face is a bit dark. What does it mean to look at my head, but I want to refute, but found that there is no way to refute it. Didn't he just let the boss look at his head in the past...

Fortunately, this head, if it is another...Harmony Book, Harmony Book, don't drive.

Ask the boss to look at the hair that grows out of Xiao Wu's "Mediterranean", and then say: "Look at the boss, he was like you a day ago, and he is like this today!"

"How about Xiao Wu, tell me your feelings about drinking cypress wine this time, be a little more profound!"

What do you think? What do you think of drinking cypress wine? A little more profound...

Xiao Wu was originally not good at talking. After all, he held back the computer for a long time before saying: "I feel... I drank alcohol and ended up not working..."

boss:"……"

monkey:"……"

After a while, the monkey smiled awkwardly: "Then what... it's really profound. You see Xiao Wu can't even work because of drinking, what kind of spirit is this..."

The boss thought that this is a kind of teasing spirit, which boss wants such an employee, he is the second fool!

Xiao Wu: "..." The brothers said they would be each other's angels, what are you going to do...

The monkey's words here are of course endless. After speaking the spirit, he immediately looked at the boss and said: "By the way, the boss, this brother has resigned. Sign it if you can."

Boss: "..." Sun Yuanzheng, I owe you in my last life!

Complaining is complaining, but everyone is here, and it was introduced by the monkey. If you don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, you have to try.

Ask the female secretary to take Xiao Wu to the technical side for testing. Here, the monkey began to talk about his ideas with the boss.

"It's all the burden of the company? No, no, you don't know the boss Qin, even if we buy more, there will be no discount. This wine is not a good drink for a day." The boss heard the monkey's suggestion directly. Refused.

With so many programmers in the company, they are basically down. If you want me to buy cypress wine for them now, that's not a joke.

Besides, there are so many wines, don’t talk about discounts from boss Qin~www.readwn.com~ he may not sell to you, the boss can think of boss Qin, what I am tired today, so tomorrow, let’s pass tomorrow I said that I forgot to brew...

And what the boss of Qin said, discounts are impossible, and discounts are impossible in this life!

As the owner of Jiuxianju, it is a spit and a pit, and he never breaks his promise. If you say no discount, no discount, so the amount is a bit too much...

"Well, how about half of the burden? Take it slowly. It's not a day to get everyone right. There will always be some people who don't believe it. They will buy it after seeing the actual effect. Just treat it as a company benefit. ."

Regarding this suggestion, the boss said it was okay, but he had to talk to boss Qin first.

After everything was discussed, Brother Monkey stood up satisfactorily: "How about Pharaoh, do I ask for leave for the company? I'll just say, this year there are not many people like me who think about the company wholeheartedly... …"

Boss: "..." I just want to look up to the sky now.

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