Urban Comedy Master

"I really didn't expect that Liu Xun could actually perform this kind of work?"

"Yeah, it's completely different from the performance in the last issue, it's so funny."

"Let's see, it's not over yet."

On the stage, Li Daoming was also frightened. He really thought that there was something wrong with his legs and walked stiffly.

"Walk, take two steps, walk two steps, take two steps and take two steps."

Suddenly, Liu Xunyi drank: "Stop, are your shoes okay? One high and one low?"

Li Daoming explained: "This is a sneaker, it's dead on the ground!"

At this time, Liu Xun said, it seemed that Zhizhu was holding it, and said, "The opposite, that is, your leg is sick, and one leg is short!"

Li Daoming didn't believe it: "No such thing! If I want one leg long and the other short, the trousers seller will tell me."

Liu Xunxie laughed and said with a smile: "The trousers seller will tell you, do you still buy trousers? Who is as good as me? Well, I'll adjust it for you, believe it or not? Your legs follow my hand. Lift it up, lift it up as high as you can, and drop it down hard, okay? Believe it or not? The leg is designated to be sick, and the right leg is short! Come on, get up!"

Yang Mi blinked her eyes and watched curiously.

Li Daoming raised his leg nervously, and with the movement of Liu Xun's hand, he fell hard.

Raise your feet!Settle down!Raise your feet!Settle down!

In the end, Liu Xun gave a loud drink, pointed at his leg and said, "Stop! Are you numb?"

Li Daoming was stunned, and he echoed in disbelief: "It's numb!"

At this time, Yang Mi pulled Liu Xun aside and asked in surprise, "Hey, why is he numb?"

Liu Xun glanced at her, then looked at the audience, and explained sharply: "Nonsense, you will be numb if you stamp!"

..........

"Pfft!" Guo Degang, a crosstalk master standing on the edge of the stage, couldn't help but burst into laughter.

The audience at the scene and the netizens in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha! Oops, I'll go!"

"Oh, no, I'm dying of laughter!"

"This lacks virtue!"

"Who played this cyclist? Was Liu Xun miserable?"

"You are numb when you stomp, I Cao, this word is classic!"

Chapter [-]: What bike do you want? 【For collection】

Chapter [-]: What bike do you want? 【For collection】

A smile appeared on Liu Xun's face, and he commanded:

"Walk up, walk up, don't control, legs are [-]% sick, don't control, relax! Go, go, go! Go, go! Don't think, will you come with me? Just a little bit, go. "

Li Daoming staggered and walked behind Liu Xun, but it turned out to be crooked more and more crooked.

Li Daoming said with a squeak, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, mine!"

Liu Xun smiled: "Yes, you go!"

At this moment, Yang Mi next to her shouted in surprise, "My good legs are crippled!"

Li Daoming turned back and asked in disbelief, "What did you say?"

Liu Xun laughed: "Did you look at it? My daughter-in-law has seen it, she said that you were limping!"

Li Daoming was about to cry, and said with a sob voice, "Eldest sister, why didn't you find out earlier?"

Yang Mi smiled, revealing a row of neat and white teeth: "That's because you haven't met him long ago, and you've been lame since you met him!"

Before the live broadcast room, everyone was already laughing and twitching. Some people were laughing while covering their stomachs, some people were slapping the table, laughing, and some people were lying on the g, rolling around with laughter, all of them leaning forward and backward laughing.

"It's so funny!"

"This Liu Xun is too tricky.~)"

"How did you come up with this show? It's definitely a classic in the history of sketches."

"Yeah, I haven't stopped until now."

"Oh, I'm going, I laughed so much that tears came out."

.........

On the stage, the sketches are getting better and better, the tacit understanding between the three is getting better and better, and the portrayed image is also penetrating.

The laughter of the audience did not stop.

At this point, the topic finally turned to the crook.

Li Daoming said suspiciously: "On crutches?"

Liu Xun waved his hand and explained: "Please sit down, after leaning on crutches, your legs will gradually become balanced, and it will be fine little by little. At first, when an old man saw that my legs were sick, she I feel bad for the money, don't let me see a doctor, and in the end, I am disabled."

Li Daoming asked curiously, "How about you?"