Urban Comedy Master
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At the recording site, the eager audience no longer wanted to go to the toilet, but sat upright and looked at the stage, laughing loudly from time to time.
Backstage, at the scene, and in the live broadcast room, everyone was admiring Liu Xun's performance without blinking, for fear of missing a little detail.
On the stage, Li Daoming stopped his bicycle and walked over with a silly face: "Huh? What's going on? Who wants to abduct you?"
Yang Mi said stupidly: "No, he abducted and sold it."
Li Daoming immediately looked at Liu Xun and said, "You want to abduct and sell?"
Liu Xun cast a glance at him, and said with disgust: "What are your eyes, kidnapping? I can kidnap and sell such a thing? Do you buy it?"
Now this Yang Mi in her appearance is indeed a bit ugly.
The audience was instantly overjoyed, with a face full of laughter.
Li Daoming said in a dialect, "Hey, what's the matter with you?"
Yang Mi laughed dryly: "We are a couple, we are playing here!"
Liu Xun also smiled and said, "Haha, it's nothing to play!"
At this time, Li Daoming looked at the camera and said with a look of surprise: "These two couples, who are old for the New Year, sell their wives to play?"
In the background, after checking the data, the staff immediately called the deputy director of Dragon TV and announced the good news:
"Leader, good news, the ratings of our show have exploded!"
The deputy director was also taken aback for a moment, and then he said with great joy:
"What? How much?"
The staff immediately reported:
"It has already broken 2, and the number of viewers is still rising. I think we are very hopeful to win the championship this week!"
The deputy director looked excited and said repeatedly:
"Okay, okay, okay, as long as you win the ratings championship, I'll give all of you bonuses."
"Thank you leader!!"
...........
At this time, Mango TV backstage.
When a deputy director saw the ratings, his face suddenly became ugly, and his brows furrowed tightly.
Their ace program of Mango TV, "Everyday Upward", was squeezed out of the top three?
And in the top three, there is a little-known Dragon TV?
When will Dragon TV be able to ride on their heads?
However, even though he was angry, he had no choice but to turn on a computer and tune into the program being broadcast on Dragon TV to see what the hell they were doing.
As a result, the leader couldn't stop at this sight, and he looked at the computer screen and couldn't take it away for a long time. .
.........
The sketch continues.
Li Daoming has been successfully fooled by Liu Xun.
Especially the sentence, with a big head and a thick neck, is either a rich man or a cook. In one sentence, he successfully guessed Li Daoming's identity as a chef.
Immediately afterwards, Liu Xun pretended to smile mysteriously: "In the recent period of time, I feel that I have not felt a certain part of your body. It is different from the past. You think, you think hard!"
Li Daoming touched his head: "I don't think so, I just think my face is getting bigger and bigger?"
Liu Xun snapped his fingers and said, "By the way, this is not the main disease. Do you know why your face is so big?"
Li Daoming looked blank: "Why?"
Liu Xun explained: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that's holding up the top."
Li Daoming was stunned: "Where did you hold back?"
Liu Xun pointed: "Below the waist, feet up."
Only then did Li Daoming understand: "Leg?"
Liu Xun nodded and said, "Right."
Li Daoming shook his head and said, "No, there's nothing wrong with my legs."
A shrewd look flashed in Liu Xun's eyes, and he pointed at him and said loudly, "Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps without being sick, go!"
At this point, the audience doesn't know where the work is, Liu Xun definitely wants to cheat.
In an instant, a smile appeared on everyone's face.
"Hahaha, this Liu Xun is too ghost."
"Yes, isn't this cheating?"
"It's too immoral, he, but hey, I like it."
"Sit and watch how a pair of good legs are fooled and lame!"
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