Urban Comedy Master

However, Liu Xun immediately rejected it, saying, "Who still lives in a villa? What is important now is living in a courtyard."

Kong Qingsen let out a long sigh and said, "Well, that's right."

Liu Xun then said with an envious expression: "The courtyard is about going all the way. There are hundreds of highways in the courtyard."

Kong Qingsen was immediately shocked: "Huo!"

This is obviously an exaggeration, and everyone can understand it. After all, whose courtyard house will build hundreds of highways?The richest man in the world, Nima, would not be so idle to do nothing!

Liu Xun continued, "His father went to the toilet and drove, and he came back after driving for a while."

Kong Qingsen asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

Liu Xun replied, "I couldn't hold back."

Everyone laughed again.

"Hahaha! Can't hold back? God can't hold back."

"Oh, I'm dying of laughter, this paragraph is so funny."

"Yeah, such a big house can suffocate people to death."

Even some of the Spring Festival Gala staff in the backstage laughed and shook their shoulders.

Yang Mi also covered her mouth happily.

This is the second time she has watched Liu Xun perform on stage. The first time was the finals of "Comedy Story". However, that time Liu Xun performed a sketch, and the jokes of the sketch should be more integrated with the plot. She is not so intuitive feeling.

However, now that Liu Xun has come on stage to perform cross talk, she was immediately shaken by the teased flowers, and the laughter basically never stopped.

At the same time, there was a hint of tenderness in her eyes, because it was her boyfriend who was standing on the stage speaking cross talk.

Kong Qingsen said helplessly, "What is this called?"

Liu Xun was still holding on to it: "People's rice bowls, pure gold, pure gold rice bowls, other people's toilets, pure gold, pure gold toilets, have you ever used them?"

Kong Qingsen immediately shook his head and said, "I'm afraid I'll mess with it."

Liu Xun said in shock: "Then how could it be used to mix? There is water in the toilet."

Kong Qingsen still shook his head and said, "I love soup."

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Liu Xun pointed at him and scolded: "You say this is to be jealous of others, envious of others."

Kong Qingsen's voice immediately raised a few tones, and said, "What is there to envy? Let me tell you, wealth depends on your own efforts, and what you earn through hard work is worthy of praise."

However, Liu Xun said angrily: "Don't talk about struggle with me, you won't get angry if you don't mention struggle, I watched a TV series called struggle a while ago, but it made me mad, there is a kid in it named Lu Tao , It's so irritating, his father has a fortune of billions, and there are several beauties around him who like him, in the end, guess what he said?"

Lu Tao?struggle?When the audience heard it, they all laughed knowingly.

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This TV series was broadcast a few years ago, and it was also popular in the streets at the beginning, and was deeply loved by countless young men and women.

At this time, Kong Qingsen asked inexplicably, "What did you say?"

Liu Xun said: "I don't want these! Hey, you don't want it, I want it! Do you think this is irritating?"

Kong Qingsen shook his head and smiled, "Hey, what's your business here?"

Liu Xun pretended not to hear, and said to himself, "Hey, if my dad has a fortune of several billions, I still take the bus every day? I already bought a car."

Kong Qingsen replied, "Yo!"

Liu Xun continued: "I've already thought about it, I'll buy a bus if I buy a car."

Kong Qingsen didn't understand again, and asked, "What is the picture?"

Liu Xun laughed, and then said solemnly: "Take the dedicated bus line, don't block it, stop at the bus stop, don't pay the parking fee, wait until someone gets on the bus, tell him, get out! Our private car!"

At the end of the speech, Liu Xun's tone became tugging, as if he had really become a billionaire.

After saying this, and with Liu Xun's tone, everyone couldn't help laughing. They drove their private cars to act as buses, and even went to the bus station to play tricks?You mustn't be beaten to death! .

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In front of the screen, Kong Qingsen was also speechless, and said, "Hey, don't think about it, you should go to work in a down-to-earth manner."

Liu Xun said: "Go to work? I have a job!"

Kong Qingsen urged: "Then look for it again!"

Liu Xun immediately pouted and said, "I can't find it."

Kong Qingsen said, "It's still up to you to find a job."

Unexpectedly, Liu Xun said again: "It's not my fault that I can't find a job."

Kong Qingsen looked at him in surprise and said, "It's not bad for you?"

Liu Xun nodded and said, "Of course it's not bad for me. It's so hard to find a job now, and many companies don't give you a way to survive! You need work experience at every turn, sigh, do you think there is someone like them? "Two-four-seven"

Kong Qingsen smacked his lips: "Oh, there seems to be nothing wrong with them!"