Urban Comedy Master

Liu Xun glanced at him sideways and said, "Why is that right? Then Zhuge Liang didn't bring soldiers before he left the mountain? Why did you ask me for work experience?"

Kong Qingsen snorted and said, "Where can you be like this?"

Liu Xun spread his hands and said helplessly: "Isn't that what it is? Many companies don't give a chance for interviews now, and the interviewer is too annoying. I went to a company that day, and it was fine, but in the end, the interviewer almost gave out the question. Didn't make me mad, what did he say? Let him remember me in the simplest time, I think it's easy!"

Kong Qingsen didn't expect it, and said in surprise, "Ah? Is this still simple?"

Liu Xun said, "I walked over and gave him a big mouth when I rounded it. Hmph, do you think he remembered me in the end?"

Kong Qingsen was startled, "Huo, I really remember you in the end. (.—)"

Big mouth?

Countless people couldn't stop laughing, some hammered the table, some patted their thighs, and their faces seemed to bloom with joy.

"Haha, amazing, this method is awesome!"

"Yes, this is simply not what ordinary people can think of!"

"Crap, can I tell you, did I ever meet such an interviewer back then? Yes, if I had seen this sketch earlier, I would definitely slap him twice."

"Haha, brother, it's not your fault, why didn't Liu Xun say it earlier?"

"That's right, it's all to blame Liu Xun for this big pit guy."

"At this point, I just want to know, what is the ending of this story?"

"End? Haha, who would dare to admit such an employee?"

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On the stage, Liu Xun continued: "As a result, I passed the interview. I just left the company on the front foot, and the phone call came from the back foot. The person said, please come to the company immediately."

Kong Qingsen: "Hi!"

Liu Xun said: "In the end, I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't dare to go."

Kong Qingsen suggested: "Then hurry up and find something else?"

Liu Xun recounted: "Well, I spent a lot of effort to find a job. In a foreign trade company, I paid [-] yuan a month."

Kong Qingsen nodded and said, "That's fine."

Liu Xun also said with a serious face: "It doesn't matter if you have money or not, the company is fairly formal."

Kong Qingsen said, "That's it."

Liu Xun looked at him and said seriously: "Stick to work and work hard to earn money. I didn't take a penny in a month, and I gave him [-]."

Kong Qingsen was stunned and asked in confusion, "Hey, what's going on?"

Liu Xun looked at the audience and explained: "The company has regulations, you can't be late for work, and you will be fined two hundred for being late."

Kong Qingsen asked in confusion, "Why do you have to be late?"

Unexpectedly, Liu Xun waved his hand again and said solemnly, "It's not my fault for being late."

Kong Qingsen was speechless, "Is it not your fault?"

Liu Xundao said, "The company is located on the sixth ring road in the northeast, and our family lives on the fifth ring road in the southwest. Every day we go to work is like studying scriptures. It takes [-] miles."

Kong Qingsen nodded: "Yes."

Liu Xun said again: "And the traffic jam is too serious, how serious is the traffic jam in this big city now, the morning peak is from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm."

Kong Qingsen said in shock, "What a day!"

The audience also understood that the co-author did not go to work for a day, no wonder so much money was deducted. …

At this time, Liu Xun continued: "I was fired from the company because I was late every day!"

Kong Qingsen was excited for a moment, and said, "That's normal. If it were this, I would have resigned you long ago."

Suddenly, Liu Xun sighed and said, "I guess, I won't be able to find a good job in my life."

Kong Qingsen pointed at him and said, "You, you, have no confidence in yourself at all."

Hearing this, Liu Xun nodded and said, "I'm not confident, but it's not my fault for not being confident."

Kong Qingsen continued: "Oh? Not bad for you?"

Liu Xun said solemnly, "I suffered setbacks when I was young."

Kong Qingsen asked, "What setback?"

Liu Xun boasted: "I was very smart when I was a child, and my parents had very high expectations of me. This is called wishing for a child to become a dragon."

Kong Qingsen did not refute, "Yes!"

Liu Xun said, "So my father signed me up for the math Olympiad interest class, but I didn't want to go, so I asked him, Dad, Dad, what is the math Olympiad? My dad lied to me, the math Olympiad is playing table tennis, Swimming or something, I really believe him."

Kong Qingsen nodded, "Yes."

3.3

The next moment, Liu Xun said with a bitter face: "As a result, I went to class on the first day in swimming trunks."

As soon as these words came out, the scene was drowned out by laughter again and again.