Urban Comedy Master

Yang Mi hurriedly replied, "Bed!"

The host smiled and said, "How about one more?"

Liu Xun stood up instantly and shouted, "Double bed!"

Yang Mi: "...add three woods?"

Liu Xun replied with a smile: "Three beds!"

Yang Mi asked helplessly and tiredly: "What about adding ten wood?"

At this time, Liu Xun seemed to have thought of something, and rolled his eyes: "Then it has to be called a kang!"

After answering, there was another burst of laughter...

This time, everyone once again admired Liu Xun's comedic mind. A sketch revolving around the theme of the Olympics can come up with so many stalks and so many burdens.

The host Xiao Liu was also amused by Liu Xun at the same time. He continued to ask with a smile: "Let me play an action, Er Lao, guess what sport I am!"

After speaking, he started to do a set of Tai Chi exercises.

After this set of exercises was done, almost everyone in the audience knew what it was, and it was obviously Tai Chi.

Almost at the gate of any community or in the square in the early morning, you can see a group of elderly people doing Tai Chi here.

Therefore, this boxing method is very familiar to everyone.

But just after the host finished, Liu Xun hurriedly stood up to answer.

When seeing Liu Xun grabbing 2.2 answers, everyone thought it was just a simple overdose and there would be no laughs, suddenly Liu Xun said directly: "This is playing mahjong!"

"Pfft!" After Liu Xun's answer was over, some people who were drinking water directly sprayed the water out of their mouths, bulging their eyes and laughing, ignoring the water flowing from the corners of their mouths, it was so funny, and Tai Chi was said Became playing mahjong, this Nima is simply funny to a realm.

At this time, Yang Mi naturally acted as a supporter, and explained the exercise. After speaking, Liu Xun threw off the burden and analyzed the host's movements step by step. The audience burst into laughter again after imposing it on the action of playing mahjong.

In just ten minutes, the audience at the scene had no idea how many times they laughed, but every time they wanted to hold back, they couldn't help it. .

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Chapter [-]: Perfect ending, start voting

After this wave of funny plots ended, the sketch once again entered a new way of interpretation.

I saw that the host came to the microphone, and then opened his mouth to show that the popularity of the aunt surpassed that of the uncle.

Hearing this, Yang Mi instantly regained her confidence and returned to her previous state.

Liu Xun laughed along with him. Anyway, he didn't come here to become a torchbearer. Everything was mainly about the happiness of his daughter-in-law.

After the announcement, the host asked the uncle and aunt to start the last statement.

After speaking, Yang Mi stood up immediately and swaggered over to the microphone.For a while, the momentum was overwhelming.

When she got to the microphone, she coughed, recovered her emotions, and then said with an extremely confident voice: "Thank you Dragon TV, thank you Dragon TV, and maybe CCTV in the future. Today, on this special occasion, I want to reveal A secret that has been hidden for many years, I was a premature baby and had a relationship with fire since childhood. I started playing with fire when I was three or four years old, and once brought fire to my home. I accidentally fell into the brazier when I was five or six years old, and I still have a birthmark on my buttock13.”

"When I was a teenager, I set foot on the train and came to Huojiatun. After being introduced by a cook, I got to know this black soil that made me burn my whole life. Since then, I have lived a dire life, and I have been thinking about why, I came to the world in a hurry, why I have an indissoluble bond with fire, and today I finally understand that I was born for the Olympic torchbearer!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience instantly applauded, shouting ok one by one, and the host also applauded. Just after saying thank you aunt, Yang Mi immediately interrupted him to say that she had not finished speaking. ~)

"My mother told me last night!"

When Liu Xun heard this, he hurriedly said, "Ahhhh, you can't talk nonsense, your mother has been gone for thirty years!"

Yang Mi's words were interrupted, and she didn't get angry, and answered straightly: "Can't you ask for a dream?"

Hearing this, Liu Xun couldn't help but dare not say it, and the image of his wife Guanyan was once again performed.

The audience also cheered up and continued to listen to Yang Mi speak.

"My mother said, Xiaoyun, you must be the Olympic torchbearer. Because you were born next to the fire!"

Liu Xun seemed to be unable to listen anymore, lowered his head and said shyly, "Oh, mother, your mother should have said that you were born on a rocket!"

"My mother also said that whoever competes with you for such a torchbearer's position, your father and I will take this person away!" Yang Mi immediately said angrily when she heard that her wife was so disrespectful.

Saying this, Liu Xun was so frightened that he slumped on the seat and looked terrified.

The host laughed and applauded Yang Mi's statement. After the applause, he immediately walked up to the uncle and asked Liu Xun to make a statement.

And Liu Xun shook his hand directly, and replied with an embarrassed face: "What else is there to say, it's a life-threatening situation. I'm not clean. This is too cruel, too scary, and took her mother out!"

When Yang Mi heard this, she showed a confident look on her face and shouted from time to time, "Go!"

Liu Xun is not stupid, he didn't dare to answer, and said directly: "I don't have the guts, so, I abstain, I will let my wife go, I will clean up and do some public welfare at that time."

The host repeated in surprise: "Uncle, have you abstained?"

Liu Xun waved his hands: "No, I don't have the courage."

Hearing that the uncle had completely abstained, the host had to follow the rules and come to the microphone and start to announce the final winner.

"I will now announce that the final candidate chosen by the village committee for this Olympic Games is!"

When he said this, Yang Mi stood up excitedly and waved to the audience, as if she could be [-]% normal.

Liu Xun, on the other hand, was applauding from his seat.

But in the next second, Yang Mi walked away aggrieved, because the host's next name was Black Earth.