Urban Comedy Master

After finishing speaking, Liu Xun shouted for his own amusement, applauding his wit with both hands.

And Yang Mi said with a look of disgust: "I kicked you."

In the face of Yang Mi's words, Liu Xun still answered to himself: "All kicks"

At this time, the host also came to round up the field and directly said the new question: "Okay, let's rush to answer the question, please listen to the question. Some netizens asked, who is the father of the modern Olympics?"

At this time, Liu Xun seemed to be ready. After the host finished speaking, he immediately stood up, but when he stood up, he didn't know what to say. He looked at the audience in front of him with embarrassment for a few seconds. , he quickly sat down again. .

Chapter [-]: Qi Delong Dongqiang [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Qi De Long Dong Qiang

Seeing her wife sit down, Yang Mi couldn't help but sarcastically: "Why don't you stand up?"

Liu Xun still kept a smirk, and said with a smile: "I'm afraid of being robbed!"

After that, everyone burst into laughter. .

At this time, Yang Mi stood up and shouted: "Coubertin"

After hearing the answer, Xiao Liu praised it.

Liu Xun seemed curious and asked in a low voice, "What?"

Yang Mi said with disgust, "Fuck off!"

After the farce, the host continued to ask: "Please listen to the question, who is the fastest person in history!"

As soon as these words came out, Yang Mi quickly stood up and said, "Cao Cao!"

"kindness?"

"Two-nine-zero" When she finished answering, everyone wondered, how could it be Cao Cao?Especially Liu Xun, who looked at Yang Mi suspiciously.

Yang Mi also explained: "Because Cao Cao is said, Cao Cao is here! So Cao Cao runs the fastest!"

With this answer, basically no one in the audience could maintain their image, covering their stomachs and laughing.

On the stage, Liu Xun said, "Where is Cao Cao an athlete?"

Regarding this question, Yang Mi explained seriously: "People don't say athletes, people say history, isn't it Cao Cao in history?"

As soon as this explanation came out, Liu Xun and the host were instantly helpless, and finally chose this question to be invalid. .

After it was cancelled, the host continued to ask: "Another netizen asked, what kind of sport starts with gongs and drums and ends with gongs and drums, and there is still some danger?"

"Playing monkeys!" Liu Xun hurriedly answered!

Yang Mi asked helplessly: "Playing monkeys doesn't belong to sports, it belongs to literature and art."

"The style doesn't matter! Playing with the monkey is dangerous, so it's not good for the monkey to scratch him!" Liu Xun replied confidently.

When Liu Xun's answer was over, Yang Mi quit, and instantly became extremely disgusted. She felt that the other party had lowered her quality, and she was still playing a monkey?

As for Liu Xun, he seemed to think that he seemed a bit unrefined, so he immediately accommodated, hoping that his wife would not mind.

But Yang Mi's mood can be imagined, she doesn't want to pay attention to him for a moment, her face is tired.

At this time, the host spoke again: "A netizen surnamed Qi is so happy with your son, and wants Er Lao to help you choose a very nice name."

Hearing the name, Liu Xun laughed, this is his strength, he immediately raised his hand and stood up and said, "Qi Delong!"

When the host heard it, he helped the netizens to answer: "Elegant but not loud!"

Seeing this, Yang Mi also stood up and said, "Qi Dongqiang. (.—)"

The host commented: "Loud but not elegant."

At this time, Liu Xun seemed to understand something, and immediately stood up to answer: "Qi Delong Dongqiang!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

After Liu Xun's funny answer, the audience burst into laughter.

For a moment, the applause overwhelmed all the voices in the scene, especially the never-ending laughter, which broke out again at this moment.

Among them, the most happy is the director in the backstage. When Liu Xun finished saying this, Qi Delong and Dongqiang, the ratings have reached a terrifying 7.841.

Such a high rating has completely exploded the ratings of all satellite TVs at present.

Although it may be temporary, after the show ends, the ratings will plummet, but it is enough.

You know, if the ratings are a little scarier, maybe he can set a new record again, and he will definitely become the best director of a Chinese variety show. With the rise of fame, his life will change again, maybe he can go When the provincial satellite TV is a big leader, all this is a matter of uncertainty.

So you can imagine how happy he was.

……

The focus continued on the show. After this question was over, Yang Mi was completely helpless to Liu Xun. She didn't even complain, because she felt that her identity was very low.

The host didn't feel anything at all, it was a question and answer anyway, the more real the better.

Immediately after that, he continued to ask: "The following is the word guessing session. May I ask one point, one horizontal, one swipe, what is the word?"

Liu Xun was the first to answer: "Guang!"

Host: "What about adding a wooden character?"