Urban Comedy Master
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When Yang Mi heard this, the tangle on her face became more dignified, but when she was about to stand up again, Liu Xun reminded: "Tell the truth."
Faced with this, Yang Mi finally gathered up the courage to stand up and answer: "I don't think this is a problem, because it can be exercised, and no one can run out of the ground in a blink of an eye."
After saying this, the audience laughed again, Bai Yun was still the same Bai Yun, and he wanted to save face.
The host smiled and continued to ask questions.
"Please listen to the second question. This question is also a must-answer question. What kind of sports do you like, uncle and aunt?"
When this question was asked, Yang Mi immediately seemed to have found some confidence, stood up directly, and said confidently: "Swimming!"
Xiao Liu said in surprise, "Auntie likes swimming?"
Yang Mi said with a smile: "Yes!"
Liu Xun, who was on the side, added: "After swimming for three days, I came back and asked him, why didn't you swim? She said that the water in the swimming pool is not good."
After speaking, the scene burst into laughter, each and everyone screaming that Liu Xun is too bad, why are you saying anything.
The host also smiled and then asked, "What does the uncle like?"
Liu Xun: "Dive!"
The host was shocked: "Dive? How long can the uncle usually dive underwater?"
Liu Xun said proudly, "Let me tell you so..."
But just when he was about to brag, Yang Mi started to fight back and said: "It depends on the lifeguard, when will you go to catch him. (.—) If you want to catch him in a second, he will Diving for a second, you have to fish for him for a year, and the designation will float in the water."
After Yang Mi finished speaking, the audience, who had already been amused very happily, laughed again.
One by one, they said that the old saying did not lie to them, that they were not a family, and they did not enter a family.The two couples are so funny, they destroy each other, one does not give face to the other, it is simply a living treasure.
The host also laughed for a while, and then continued to bring the topic to the question.
"Okay, here's the third question. This is a quick answer. May I ask you, uncle and aunt, what kind of sports make you worry?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Yang Mi responded instantly: "Football!"
The host Xiao Liu said again: "Which sport is more worrying?"
Yang Mi, who was sitting on the main seat, didn't have time to sit down, but she stood up and answered: "China Football!"
This Chinese football immediately attracted the applause of countless people.
The cheers at the scene reached a climax directly.
Even in the live broadcast room, there are snowflake-like barrages.
"6666666"
"truth!!!"
"Chen Duxiu, please sit down!"
"Hahaha, God TM Huaxia Football!"
"My stomach hurts from laughing!!"
"Hahaha, auntie is so funny!!"
"Wow, the tears I laughed just now came out, because I was watching from hiding in the room, so that my parents thought that I was broken in love, and now they slammed on the door madly, thinking that something had happened to me."
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"As expected of a comedy master, this burden is so easy!"
"Yeah, this baggage is so funny!"
"The combination of White Cloud and Black Earth has no problem with dominating the comedy world."
"It seems that it will be very difficult to defeat Brother Liu in this issue!"
In the backstage of the comedian program group, after watching the five groups of comedians, after laughing one by one, they were more helpless in their hearts.
There is no way, the other party is too good, every burden is intertwined, the story is easy but very funny, and the two words of the Olympic theme are deeply integrated into it, it is a script of a genius!
...
Under the different moods of everyone, the host spoke again.
"The following question is still a quick answer. Everyone knows that if you want to become an Olympic torchbearer, you need to learn a few foreign languages. Now, how do you say tea in English!"
After Yang Mi heard the host's words, she immediately stood up and shouted: "TEA"
Xiao Liu said with joy on his face: "How about green tea?"
After speaking, Yang Mi was just about to stand up, and Liu Xun took the lead and stood up and said solemnly: "Green TEA"
Seeing that her wife was so shameless, Yang Mi asked, "Where's the black tea?"
Liu Xun said disapprovingly, "Red TEA!"
Yang Mi said with a lifeless expression, "Where's the flower tea?"
Liu Xun quickly replied: "Flower TEA"
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