Urban Comedy Master

"Hey, this... why did you lose your legs?" Liu Xun asked quickly.

Yang Mi pointed at him and asked, "What kind of leg is this?"

Liu Xun replied without hesitation, "Cold legs!"

Yang Mi pointed at him and said, "Wrong, this is not an ordinary leg, this is the leg of an Olympic torchbearer"

Upon hearing this, Liu Xunle was delighted: "Ah, mom, ham? I'll never be hungry if I'm with my wife in this life. Come on, I'll rub your stomach for you."

Yang Mi puzzled: "What are you doing?"

Liu Xun smirked and said, "Another plate of ham."

When Liu Xun finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter, each of them out of breath.

This Liu Xun is so funny, shaking the burden all the time, how long has it been, and the laughter is continuous.

And the actors who participated in this season of Happy Comedians couldn't help laughing after seeing this scene, and they all said that it was too funny.

Just when the audience was laughing with stomach pains, the sketch also officially entered the topic.

I saw a person walking over quickly from the other side of the stage. When Liu Xun saw someone coming, he immediately put down his leg, slightly flustered.

On the other hand, Yang Mi shook hands with the visitor with a strange face. After learning that the other party was the host, she quickly said, "I'm Bai Yun, this is my assistant, Xiao Hei!"

After speaking, the host Xiao Liu was stunned in place.

Bewildered for a moment, he hurriedly walked in front of Liu Xun, and then said in a low voice, "Today's show has changed temporarily, and now the audiences on the Internet are very supportive of you being a torchbearer!"

Before the words were finished, Yang Mi, who walked to the front, shouted unwillingly: "What are you doing, can we hurry up? Don't make people wait for a long time, I have a big wrist, don't let me People have been waiting for a long time!"

After Yang Mi finished speaking, Xiao Liu and Liu Xun continued to talk while walking.

Liu Xun, who got the news, whispered to the host to notify the other party quickly, or else there would be an accident.

After finishing speaking, several people also walked to the center of the stage, and as soon as they reached the center of the stage, Liu Xun sat in the main seat.

After sitting down, Yang Mi said unhappily, "Find your own position!"

As soon as he said that, Liu Xun hurriedly sat in the second seat, still smiling.

After Liu Xun sat down, Yang Mi sat on the main seat. As soon as she sat up, she stretched out her left hand and said that she was thirsty.

Facing Yang Mi's actions, Liu Xun quickly said, "Didn't you just finish drinking?"

The change in his wife's attitude caused Yang Mi to ask at a loss, "What's wrong? Are you going to revolt?"

As soon as these words came out, Liu Xun reminded nervously, "It's changed a bit."

Yang Mi was immediately dazed after hearing this, not knowing what happened.

At this time, the host directly announced the torchbearer of this Olympic Games. In the online voting, Uncle Heitu surpassed Aunt Baiyun.

When the host was dictating, Liu Xun smiled, while Yang Mi was very surprised and nervous.

Especially when the host personally admitted that the uncle surpassed the aunt, Liu Xun said shyly: "Public opinion, there is no way!" The expression was very awkward.

As soon as these words came out, everyone's laughter was once again detonated, and netizens in the live broadcast room shouted directly.

"Uncle Black Earth is really going to revolt!"

"Turn over and make the serfs sing!"

"666666"

"Uncle's operation is very coquettish!".

Chapter [-]: Time for an answer [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Answer Time

The show will not be delayed by the opinions of the people.

After the host Xiao Liu finished the news, Liu Xun seemed to be completely proud, but he didn't show it so clearly, but the expression of coursing joy was always on his face.

As for Yang Mi, she was nervous and at a loss as she sat in the seat.

The host didn't see the expressions of the two, so he continued on.

"Finally, our organizing committee decided to choose who is our famous agricultural torchbearer based on the online approval rate, so we asked online netizens to ask questions, and let the two elders answer, and the final result will be used to elect this time. torchbearer."

"Okay, now this question has come out. This is a question and a must-answer!"

"Please listen, the Olympic torch bearers have to run at least [-] meters. Since you two are already [-] years old, how many meters can each of you run? Be realistic!"

After the host finished these remarks, he increased his tone on the last sentence of seeking truth from facts.

As soon as the voice came out, Liu Xun stood up directly and said without thinking, "Erli!"

After speaking, he sat down proudly.

The host was surprised and repeated the sentence Erli?

Liu Xun quickly replied: "It's not hard!"

After getting Liu Xun's answer, the host said again: "What about auntie?"

Hearing the thought of herself, Yang Mi wanted to stand up and answer with a tangled face. At this time, Liu Xun reminded in a low voice: "Seek truth from facts!"