Urban Comedy Master

"Because I have you in my eyes!"

When this sentence was said, all the audience at the scene were stunned for a while!

Immediately afterwards, the girls showed envious eyes one by one.

"This TM is called flirting!!!!"

If there is no comparison, there is no harm.

Usually, they have also heard the confession of boys and the love letters written by boys, but what are their love letters?

What I love you is like what or what, not a little creative, not a little new.

Compared with Liu Xun's confession, it is like a world.

"Do you have a lighter?"

But under so many critical attacks, Liu Xun spoke again.

This time, everyone didn't think he wanted to talk about love again.

Because this is a confession, it is normal for a confession to need a cake, and Liu Xun wants a lighter, which is probably a question.

"Uh... No, I'll ask the staff to give it to you."

In the same way, Yang Mi thought that Liu Xun needed a lighter, so she answered immediately. Although she seemed normal on the surface, as a woman, her creative confession to her beloved has already fallen into the affection of the other party. bingo. (.—)

"Then, how do you ignite my heart?" At this moment, Liu Xun said with relief.

Unexpectedly, Liu Xun's addition made the audience Spartan.

If it was the first time, everyone felt sweet.

Then the second time, everyone was directly attacked.

And now, if this kind of routine appears for the third time, the audience is already crying! !

This Nima, we came here to watch the concert, forget your sudden confession, and TM sprinkle dog food everywhere?

I don't care, if you don't compensate me for a little sister (little brother), I won't get up today! !

Liu Xun's three routines directly made this confession the only one in the country.

In an instant, both the audience at the scene and the audience in the webcast room began to cry and leave messages.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

"Your dick!!! Does your father know? Does your mother know? Does your whole family know?"

"Without comparison, there is no harm, Liu Xun, I am a day for you!"

"Yes, my girlfriend wants me to think of one now, or she will break up with me!"

"The male god is so sultry, is it really good?"

"At this moment, I don't want to bless the two newlyweds. (.—) The single dog just wants to hide in the bed and cry!"

.......

Liu Xun naturally didn't know how much of a sensation his three routines had caused on the Internet.

I saw him holding Yang Mi's hand, and then the two kissed affectionately in front of tens of thousands of viewers.

During the kiss, the audience also let go of their desire to kill him, and began to bless them one by one.

After the kissing ceremony, Liu Xun took Yang Mi again, bowed to the audience at the scene, and then left the backstage.

Watching Liu Xun leave, Pushu also played a song affectionately as a gift.

After the end of the song, the concert officially came to an end.

However, things didn't end so quickly.

On the second day, the topic of Liu Xun's confession has been successfully listed on the hot search.

Especially the three routines of Liu Xun's confession successfully entered the second hot search.

Among the hot search list, the most attractive is the third topic.

#Liu Xun I Day You Uncle! #

The emergence of this topic, everyone began to think who was going to spray Liu Xun.

Just as the fans used to raise their poles to revolt and prepare to counterattack the topical landlord, after reading the other party's words, they suddenly became very distressed one by one.

The owner of the original topic, because of Liu Xun's confession, caused him to use Liu Xun's words to go to the goddess for the first time.As a result, something unexpected happened, the goddess directly blocked and told him not to disgust himself.

This time, the landlord went to Weibo and posted a few hundred words of blood and tears, which immediately attracted the sympathy of netizens.

At first, everyone was very sympathetic, but at the back, a large number of people who also encountered the same thing happened, and they left messages.

"I asked the goddess, do you have a lighter? She said yes, and the topic is over."

".々Haha, the upstairs is fine. A woman asked my roommate if he had a lighter, and he said yes, and when the topic was about to end, I replied in the spirit of not embarrassing my sister, I have . Do you know what she said? She said, let me burn myself, damn, this Nima gap makes me sick!"

"Don't talk, I just told a girl that my eyes are better than yours, but the girl threw a sanitary eye on me, and then sarcastically said to me, if you are half handsome Liu Xun, I carry this in my bag Condoms, not sanitary pads. Listen, what is that?"

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!!"