Urban Comedy Master

"Tang Yan, open the door, I'll give you a change of underwear!!"

The voice came from Liu Shishi's mouth. When he heard the voice, Liu Xun was stunned! ! !

what happened?

impossible! ! !

Yang Mi will definitely not bring her best friend back to her room! ! !

When he was dumbfounded, because the bathroom and dressing table had a partition made of marble, people outside had to walk in to see inside, and people inside could see a little bit of the outside secretly.

Liu Xun moved his body slightly, for fear that he would stir up the water in the bath and that people would find out.

A few seconds later, through the moving body, his vision became wider, and he saw the two beauties at the door.

I saw Liu Shishi wearing a black T-shirt on the upper body, but wearing a black lace underwear on the lower body.

A pair of slender and exquisitely carved long legs are exposed to the air to show their allure.

But under the full of spring, Liu Xun was frightened! ! ! !

This Nima is her daughter-in-law's best friend! !

And he is lying here naked now, if he is discovered at this time! !

That Nima is definitely going to have an accident.

For this reason, thinking of Liu Xun here, try to control his emotions as much as possible, and don't make any noise, once it does, it will really cause an accident! ! .

Chapter [-]: Are there cockroaches there? 【Kneeling for subscription】

Chapter [-]: Are there cockroaches there?

What is the most exciting thing in the world?

Cheating is the most exciting! !

What's more exciting than cheating?

It was an inexplicable affair without the knowledge of both parties. ~)

Liu Xun was caught in this situation at this moment.

Long live! !Obviously he just wanted to simply take a bath, why did he make such a fuss?

A few seconds later, Liu Shishi didn't leave after taking the clothes and came in, but looked at Tang Yan with a smirk and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, and it's become so big again, isn't it? It's spring? Otherwise, how can you have a second growth?"

"Go, go, you are not small, why do you envy me every day!"

What do men like to talk about together?

The answer must be to talk about "two nine three".

And what do women like to talk about together?

There are many answers, but there are also chatter elements.

The conversation between two people is as common as a man standing with a man talking about their length.

But the key thing is that these topics are all conversations among girlfriends. If Liu Xun is not here, it doesn't matter how the two of them chat, but now Liu Xun is here, so he is even more helpless.

The reason is helpless, because if he is found, he will die even more miserably. ~)

At that time, he became a voyeur, an eavesdropper, and a complete pervert.

For this reason, Liu Xun's mind has begun to run very fast.

"Pretend to be dead? Pretend you haven't found out yet? No, if you pretend to be dead, you will definitely be killed!"

"Pray for the blessing of the Bodhisattva? Hehe, forget it!!"

"Or, pretend to cough and let the two go away? No, no, that's just too stupid!!"

"Wait, look at the system!!!"

In a few seconds, Liu Xun has thought of several methods, but each method seems to be useless.

Until he finally thought of the system, when he thought of this, he seemed to have found his main heart.

"You said, Mi Mi's one is getting bigger and bigger, do you think it is, huh?"

But when Liu Xun called the system, Liu Shishi and Tang Yan started to gossip again.

Hearing this, the back of Liu Xun's head seemed to be like an anime, and he hung up a few full stops.

"I guess, didn't Mimi say it last time? Liu Xun lived well, especially the length and hardness, it was perfect, she could reach that level every time!"

Just when Liu Xun continued to be stunned, Tang Yan quickly wentssip with Liu Shishi for a few minutes, and they stopped chatting at the end, and went to their bathroom to start taking a shower. (.—)

During this period, Liu Xun was completely convinced.

After a few minutes of inappropriate topics for children, Liu Xun forgot to find the system.

However, after Liu Shishi left, Liu Xun went directly to the main topic and read the system directly.

After the silent recitation, Liu Xun began to communicate with the system. In short, he would use a method to solve this crisis.

After the system listened, it began to quickly search for any solutions to solve the problem.